January 9th, 2020 • 2h 47m
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Adam curry John C. Dvorak this
is your
award-winning keep our nation
media
assassination episode 1206 this
is no
agenda star state in the morning
everybody
I'm Adam curry and from
northerns to the
gun Valley where we're all
shocked and
stunned by the fact a Justin
Bieber is
fighting Lyme's disease fact
I'm Jesse
Dvorak thank you for this
important fact
I'm very glad we know this I've
always
wondered about there's a lot of
celebrities who have Lyme's
disease yeah
I wonder if that's uh I think
they're
all tick covered well maybe it
was what
we used to call going to the
spa you
know what I mean
I have Lyme disease you won't
see me for
a couple of months yeah don't
you think
that's what right he's probably
pregnant
I think that's what it used to
be I'm
going to the spa for a little
bit just
going to rejuvenate mm-hmm yeah
well we
kept the amygdala small we sure
did
nobody else seemed to do it
well I got
to tell you man when when did
those when
did the Iranian missile strikes
happen
was that was that so Wednesday
night
well do we did the show on
Sunday right
I think was the next day well I
wasn't
yesterday that would be
Wednesday night
it was it was pretty incredible
the keeper she saw it on social
media
I'm sure she's like oh my god
and I'd heard my phone gone and
I kind
of ignored it and it was Agent
Orange
who I think is in he may be in
Kuwait or
I'm not sure he's always around
sandy
areas and he was sending me you
know
pictures in fact he was telling
me stuff
and ten minutes later would
show up on
on TV that's how short those
lines are
from the sand yeah whatever's
going on
there it's pretty quick it only
takes 10
minutes or so and then it comes
through
on US media but even I'll for a
seconds
like holy crap this isn't is
this the
playbook what's going on and
then pretty
quickly got the message that
the Nano
they well they didn't actually
hit sand
outside of the base they did
hit areas
inside the base but as we now
know
it seems to be some kind of
game Trump
tweets an American flag how
many tweets
an Iranian flag one guy doing
all of it
when the leaders of countries
are
tweeting flags at each other
you know
this is bullcrap that was a
whole
premise it is really bullcrap
but there
were a lot of extra little bits
would
made which made it just
incredibly
interesting so to reiterate our
initial
analysis of the situation with
soleimani
I think we even talked about
once in
your soul amount or Khamenei was
tweeting back at Trump it was
pretty
obvious that this was some kind
of some
kind of well as everyone says
now
face-saving mission but it
wasn't just
face a or who knows exactly
what went on
but there were a couple other
things
that happened during this
during this
evening which leads me to
possibly
adjust the thinking of what
exactly went
down was it just a bunch of
missiles
that the showed up some with
warheads
some not I'm not quite sure what
exploded what didn't you had
pictures in
the newsletter of an unexploded
drone
which we got a great analysis
from one
of our producers as to what
exactly it
was but if you look at
everything that
happened you know there was uh
let's see
shoot man I'm looking for the
for the
best but we'll start with this
one I did
speak to the FAA moments ago
they said
three hours before that Boeing
aircraft
went down they issued an
indefinite ban
on all US carriers flying over
Iran Iraq
the Persian Gulf and the Gulf
of Oman
translation those were the
waters
between Iran and Saudi Arabia
there was
a concern about the u.s. or any
passenger being a target but
also a
misidentification of a plane
couldn't be
something else so it may just be
coincidence that three hours
before the
missile strike FAA sent out a
special
warning to aircraft in the area
don't
know flyovers they already had
I think
of 26 thousand foot ceiling
restriction
but that's been there for a
while this
was new three hours before just
three
hours and then this happened in
Iran in
the last 24 hours now 50 people
or more
killed in a stampede during a
sermon is
a funeral procession it had to
be
suspended he was eventually
buried in
Kerman later but 50 dead in a
stampede
then Iran launches 15 missiles
directed
at US bases in Iraq hits two of
them no
casualties hours later a Boeing
for a
brand new Boeing plane recently
serviced
a falls out of the sky after
taking off
from Tehran's Airport and then
this is
not widely reported but then
there was a
4.9% in the point nine
magnitude quake
right several actually across
Iran
including one very close to a
nuclear
facility and the markets are at
record
highs and the market is the
markets at
record highs so just for
argument's sake
I'd like to expand on the idea
that
maybe there was a little bit of
warfare
that did take place in the
background
and I'm going to say it
earthquake
machine it exists it's been
talked about
in the United States Congress
since the
early 80s
other countries apparently have
this
capability what if the there
was early
warning there was knowledge
that there
that missiles were going to be
incoming
no knowledge if they were going
to be
targeted properly or not and
you know what guys the minute
those
things are flying we flip on
harp we let
him know that we've got the
goods on
them and unfortunately the
Ukrainian
aircraft was in the way of the
waves and
it got toasted at 8,000 feet
altitude I
know it's nuts but I just firm
it up I
just want to put it out there
as a
possibility the possibility I'm
not
saying that I mean the original
theory
is solid it's it's just a
possibility
that the Ukrainian aircraft
accident is
an interesting one yes it is
it's the
most interesting aspect to me I
said it
was filled with Canadians will
not fill
but there were 60 I think 60
Canadians
30 from the University of
Alberta hmm
all uh most of them dual
citizens going
back to Canada but somehow for
some
unknown reason going from
Tehran to Kiev
to someplace then to Canada I
don't know
where they were routed that way
what the
point of it was but a number of
professors a lot of students
here's
Ukraine's response which is a
take-back
big development today is that
Ukraine
now says a missile strike or
some act of
terrorism our possibilities and
must be
looked into remember initially
those
things were ruled out by the
Ukrainian
embassy in Tehran as officials
there
immediately pointed to
mechanical
failure that early statement
was taken
down in the country said it was
too
early to tell what happened now
the
president of Ukraine laid
flowers at
memorial at the Kiev Airport
today says
the investigation must be open
and the
information from the black
boxes shared
in accordance with
international law the
plane crashed just three
minutes after
takeoff from the Tehran Airport
at about
four hours after Iran fired
missiles at
air bases in Iraq flight
tracker data
shows the plane ascended to
about 8,000
feet at normal speed and then
lost all
contact witnesses say the plane
was
engulfed in flames as it
plunged to the
ground there never was any
communication
between the pilots and the
tower as the
plane was going down but
officials in
Iran now say the pilots were
attempting
to turn around the plane
let it land it back at the
airport Iran
is blaming the engine failure
fire and
the Western intelligence
agencies also
believed there was a technical
malfunction that caused one
engine to
overheat but many crash experts
in the
US are skeptical they got
almost 8,000
feet so it wasn't like right
after
takeoff
so the fact there was nothing
coming
from the cockpit probably meant
that the
cockpit was destroyed upon
impact with
something and the pilots
weren't there
to make any kind of comments
Canada is
also expressing the desire to
have a
very open investigation they
had they
lost a majority of the 176
passengers on
board Iran says that it will
not allow
boeing to inspect those black
boxes and
we'll have to see if that
changes in the
coming days yeah very fishy but
there
wasn't an explosion it was on
fire they
say which well eyewitness
accounts you
know you always just miss just a
smattering of the you know get
to watch
the whole event cuz you're not
looking
there yeah yeah it's very very
fishy
they said to show a lot of
bullet holes
in the tail section yeah it
would look
like bullet holes that may or
may not be
something but who knows yeah no
no I
don't think so either
other than the HAARP machine
theremin oh
I'm not gonna know I'm not
hitting the
theremin all of this this does
come at a
great time for Tom Cruise
though doesn't
it what you got new movie
coming out
yeah Top Gun - no isn't this
three three
uh how many top guns do we need
this is
what well the plus is what
Ricky Gervais
is with bitch hold on hold
we'll get the
Ricky Gervais the the sequel is
reported
to involve a conflict with Iran
in which
Tom Cruise steals in Iranian
f-14 after
being shot down
God knows guy knows how to plan
shit
he's good wasn't there an old
wasn't
there an exact same movie with
Clint
Eastwood where he stole some
Russian
plane
and I don't know these these
are not
very creative movies I well
apparently
the CGI is really good it's a
flying
flying movie so I'll go and
take a look
at that now there's just a lot
of weird
things around you know this
this 48-hour
period the New York Times
specifically
Steve what is this guy's name
was it's
who's this reporter Steve Simon
who used
to be one of Obama's top policy
guys
wrote in The New York Times
about a
hypothetical US military strike
on
sulemani in Baghdad really only
half a
day before it actually happened
did you
did you read this did you see
any of
this I heard about it yeah so
apparently
he said you know imagine or
where is it
find the exact quote something
the
effective imagine you're going
to you
know your soleimani and you're
in
Baghdad and the address of
where you're
going is known it would be easy
for a
hypersonic missile to strike
you I mean
it that could either be a of
course
complete coincidence be message
Allah
rubicon is what I was thinking
that was sounds more like it
yeah to let
people know to either buy or
sell stocks
I don't know what the the thing
is I
think they they can't seem to
control
the market the only thing it
controls
the stock market our Chinese
announcements yeah so then the
rubicon
the idea would not come from
there so
because the market went up
indeed and
then we did discuss this on the
da Chomp
lecture about how and during
these wars
episodes that market tends to
go up not
down mm-hmm so jab by the know
it sounds
like a Rubicon event to me but
I don't
know where the investment but
the idea
of Rubicon these things are
always
moneymakers or maybe well maybe
it
wasn't necessarily an
investment advice
maybe it was maybe it was hey
man you
might want to another one I
heard is
that Soleimani had a blackberry
issued
by CrowdStrike
I don't know if that's true but
I like
CrowdStrike trying to make good
with the
elites of the world hey Manuel
will help
you drone that guy don't worry
about it
they say there were oh yeah
this was
he's all just interesting
little data
points this was only see
Roka hana is that that's a
congressman I
guess yes for Fremont free oh
he's from
California yeah well he brought
up
something interesting that
happened in
with regards to the NDAA the
National
Defense Authorization Act which
was
signed sealed and delivered by
the
president what just two weeks
ago and of
course if if the White House
hadn't
intervened none of this would
have been
possible at all so yet another
curious
data point the legislation is
very
simple it would say that there
will be
no funding for any offensive
strikes on
Iran or Iran Ian's officials
this
actually had passed the House of
Representatives as an amendment
to the
National Defense Authorization
Act and
there was majority support for
it in the
Senate
unfortunately the White House
stripped
it from the final defense bill
had we
fought frankly harder to keep
it in as
the Soleimani attack may have
been
avoided
how about that well that's
actually the
most interesting of the group
he's just
presented that's pretty
interesting take
that out we need that taken out
so they
probably I mean they probably
worth
figuring that that would not
fly because
they knew they were gonna take
the guy
out one way or the other was
not a an
overnight operation they've been
tracking him for a while yeah
well let's
go back to the basic premise at
which I
think these very explenation
for people
who haven't heard the basic
premise
which was your idea that the
irani has
wanted to get rid of this guy
and they
needed something but they
couldn't do it
themselves for some various
political
reasons because you could see
by the by
the the funeral procession
there were
millions of people who were in
love with
this character and but he had
too much
control he had control of the
major
armies and he was and the
underground
and the Hamas and everything in
between
but he's getting too popular
and he
could have taken over the
country how
they get rid of him without
making it
look like a you know to too
obvious and
have the United States do it
part of a
quid pro quo now we're gonna
start to be
able to do business now right
and we'll
we'll send some missiles over
there in
the meantime to save face if
you don't
mind and okay and now it's
everyone's
standing down and there's
nothing's
gonna continue that's gonna
maybe lead
to something or not yeah and I
think
Trump's the president's speech
which was
orchestrated in only a way
Trump could
think of doing coming through
earth with
the halo of light behind him
that I mean
that's that's a Putin and by
all these
guys that look nervous as hell
they did
all kind of look like oh don't
fuck it
up man please just stick to the
script
and he was bumbling through it
too he
was he was signing over he was
tripping
about Edwards I have most of it
including to what I consider to
be
hilarious gaffes because in
within the
speech he did he pulled two
O'Reilly
which we turned into one of our
words
and what's word that we keep
using all
the time that O'Reilly threw
out there
and we now it's becoming so
common I
racking my brain what do you
talk and
O'Reilly that sounds like you
know you
rape some woman what isn't
O'Reilly I
don't remember Bill O'Reilly
came out
and he put two words together
made it
word out of it that we used all
the time
it's so good that we can't
remember it
well this chatroom chatroom is
you do
your job they're trolls man
they're not
they're not chatters whatever
trolls get
to work Bogut if huh what Bogut
him yeah
there you go
thanks trolls see we uses so
much you
don't even remember even did it
no I
thought you made it up I didn't
know
that Bill O'Reilly came up oh
no he had
the quote where he said Bogut
if instead
of saying bogus and something
else's
became with Bogut if and so we
started
using it as a term it's funny
you know I
I'm telling you I swear to God
I thought
you made it up that's
interesting I
don't even see this clip but we
didn't
yeah I'm looking in the
archives I don't
see what it's around okay yeah
he's the
one who coined it he didn't
coin it he
just fell into it the same
thing here
okay yes yes all right what are
we gonna
play well first I'm gonna spend
a little
bit of that speech started
start with
part one which is the way
starts off
which was unusual he never says
hello as
long as I'm president of the
United
States Iran will never be
allowed to
have a nuclear weapon good
morning now
that was another part of the
interesting
entrance the whole deal that
was I mean
the only all I could think of
is that
was the message
that's the message nothing else
mattered
well I've never heard him
anyone do a
prelude no to a hello like a
teaser like
and I'll be right back with my
speech
after these words from our
sponsors
stars yakking away and it's
very boring
and this is part to Easter you
can get
to sense how dull it is I'm
pleased to
inform you the American people
the
breathing man 90s he's
hyperventilating
yes totally
see nervous he's like maybe cuz
he's
good maybe two or three of the
guys
behind him have a gun on him I
think I
think he really wanted to do
this right
this is what happens to Trump
when he's
in acting mode because he
doesn't have
this when he's on stage and
he's just
you know doing his thing doing
his stick
he's great what he's doing his
thing is
just natural when he's in
acting mode I
have this to a to some degree
you're
just so focused on what you're
doing
what you're saying that you
forget to
breathe and once it started I
have this
on the show sometimes and I'll
have to
hit the mute button and just
take a deep
breath because I've been
talking for
five minutes I forgot to breathe
sometimes I have it on the
phone too so
I recognize that you get into
and so
he's trying not to do the big
intake
gasp of air and it's a little
paperback
take a paper bag and breathe
excuse me for one second Iran
will never
have a nuclear weapon as long
as a
president he just just do it
Emily grateful and happy no
Americans
were harmed in last night's
attack by
the Iranian regime always out
of breath
there too it's really bad
I think on here one I think
that just
the basic no agenda thesis er
which is
your invention which you
dreamed up or
got from someone or I don't
know came
from God
it came from God who are you
and rush
limbaugh so I think that he is
he's
obviously part of the of the
scheme but
I'm wondering if he doesn't
trust the
scheme he thinks he may be
being set up
and that his nervousness he
can't trust
anybody except his daughter
yeah and so
this is making him nervous but
he's
playing along hmm that's Wow so
he's not
in charge of this of the of the
gambit
no he wouldn't wait I got a
dream this
kind of thing if this is a
spooky spooks
spook spooky thing it seems so
simple
though I mean no okay regime we
suffered
no casualties all of our
soldiers are
safe and only minimal damage was
sustained at our military bases
our
great American forces are
prepared for
anything
Iran appears to be standing
down which
is a good thing for all parties
concerned and a very good thing
for the
world
no American or Iraqi lives were
lost
because of the precautions
taken the
dispersal of forces and an
early warning
system that worked very well I
salute
the incredible skill and
courage of
America's men and women in
uniform for
far too long
all the way back to 1979 to be
exact
nations have tolerated Iran's
destructive and destabilizing
behavior
in the Middle East and beyond
those days
are over Iran has been the
leading
sponsor of terrorism and their
pursuit
of nuclear weapons threatens the
civilized world we will never
let that
happen
just on the on the early
warning system
general retired General Douglas
McGregor
had the following to say and I
think he
may have led a little bit more
slip out
than he intended
the president is very lucky
these
missiles as you pointed out were
targeted in advance and we were
informed
in advance of where they were
going to
land so we were able to evacuate
soldiers sailors airmen and
Marines and
have no casualties the
president made a
right decision not to respond
now he
needs to live up to the
promises that he
made to the American people and
pull us
out of both Syria and Iraq so
that's not
just an early warning system
that tells
me something was launched he
said they
were targeted before and we
knew where
they would land yes that's
switched by
the way I should mention this
we did
have one of our producers go on
about
this possibility being bullcrap
yeah but
I think this changes that well
I think I
just when I heard the first
time I heard
that they were warned I never
got the
impression it was from the base
the
operations going all those
missiles
incoming missiles to take cover
which is
what are in which which is our
military
guy told rice said that's why
that's
what did it it wasn't Jim you
know Bob I
am back in fact I believe this
was it
this whole thing if you were
gonna go
along with the if we're gonna
either
take it or don't take the fact
that
there's a scheme afoot
yeah I'm all in on scheme afoot
and I
think our producer who had who
says he
has good credentials and I'd
have no
reason to doubt him but that
would be
what he's been told to believe
of course
he's not gonna be who's gonna
be let in
on this we had somebody tweet
Oh as one
of the Khomeini or says
something and
make some announcements there's
no
mention of any sort of us of
the good
agreement although man I got a
lot of
Twitter hate when those
missiles started
coming in I got a better story
than that
it's because I'm sitting at
watching TV
with Nick as the A's are
announcing this
Nick is your
you know his fiancee yes and
Nick is it
and I said I explained him to
just the
scheme with you know whatever
ability
but I had it roll with his eyes
when you
never know he's very he's
pretty much
all in on this idea his dad
would
definitely be rolling his eyes
yeah and
and I was explaining to him in
some
detail and then they made this
announcement and then as soon
as they
said and there were no
casualties
bingo boom Shakalaka it was
like holy
crap that's exactly what we you
know I
for a moment there I felt my
relationship was on the line
you know
I'm I'm here telling my
beautiful wife
don't worry this is just all
this all
show that was after our Sunday
show then
these missiles come in at her
head man
whips around looks at me turn
Democrat
on you're either in the house
who says
she isn't we've been doing this
for 12
years you and I she's new to
the party
you know she hasn't been
through a
massive prediction which turns
out to be
right
especially one when it's it's
scary or
you're you're being told to be
very
afraid because every channel
had a
person on talking in the dark
with two
lights in the sky shot a flare
that was
alright yeah I'm not gonna play
well now
yeah I'm gonna skip three
because these
are pretty crummy let's go -
lets get to
the gaff parts now I have it
Trump talk a take on Iran floor
there's
one thing I wanted to mention I
was
hoping was convene your clips
twice he
talked about the Iranian regime
and when
you when you discuss this type
of golden
plate clips where you might be
in there
oh okay well it's not that
important was
last week we took decisive
action to
stop a ruthless terrorist from
threatening American lives
at my direction the United
States
military eliminated the world's
top did
you hear what he said at my
head my
direction
no no voice yet might what
might it was
his final say-so maybe it could
be could
make that claim noise anyway
the he says
we've stopped a terrorist from
making
threats last week we took
decisive
action to stop a ruthless
terrorist from
threatening American lives you
can
interpret that in multiple ways
but I
see you're an open literally
yeah I feel
your angle at my direction the
United
States military eliminated the
world's
top cursed terrorist he's doing
a bush
terrorist terrorist Kassam
soleimani
and what happened what's this
with was
it soleimani solo meny
or is the New York Times would
have a
sulemani yeah oh yeah and you
were right
in the newsletter it's like
this happens
every time it was Osama bin
Laden then
it was Osama bin Laden's code
it is code
it's like what Intelligence
Agency are
you working with well smelling
it this
way so you gotcha as the head
of the
cuts force solemn Annie was
personally
respond Alemany so he's
addressing all
of the intelligence agencies
possible
for some of the absolutely worst
atrocities he trained terrorist
armies
including Hezbollah launching
terrorist
strikes against civilian
targets he
fueled bloody civil wars all
across the
region he viciously wounded and
murdered
thousands of US troops
including the
planting of roadside bombs that
maim and
dismembered their victims Salah
meny
directed the recent attacks on
US
personnel in Iraq that badly
wounded for
servicemembers and killed one
American
and he orchestrated the violent
assault
on the US Embassy in Baghdad
in recent days he was planning
new
attacks on American targets but
we
stopped him solemn and his
hands were
drenched in both American and
Iranian
blood he should have been
terminated
long ago by removing solemn a
knee
we have sent a powerful message
to
terrorists if you value your
own life
you will not threaten the lives
of our
people unfortunately what I
wanted was
not in there which is the
regime which
he mentioned twice and who
knows we
might get lucky here we go as we
continue to evaluate options in
response
to Iranian aggression the
United States
will immediately impose
additional
punishing economic sanctions on
the
Iranian regime see this almost
no one
talked about that about well
the regime
part is one but also new
sanctions which
is really hurting the people of
Iran
this has really destroyed
almost all
Commerce but he's he's I think
he's
putting it all I think there is
some
persuasive
verbiage going on here using
regime not
saying government not saying
Supreme
Leader not saying president no
regime
and that can only mean that
we're
talking about a regime change
as near
the end of the speech I don't
know if
you have it you know he said
hey the
people inside Iran are all
pissed off so
to me it's like I'm just
waiting and
looking to see okay when do we
see
so-called protests with brand
new signs
pop up within Iran that would
be the
next logical step if this
indeed is the
type of game that we think it is
maybe I mean everyone ends up
getting
rebel eyes I mean we have to
remember
that hold on we have to
remember that
Libya was a good example this
one
everyone did they Trump how to
put some
tents up for the guy because no
no was
it no hotel would allow him to
yet
because he wanted to or too
many floors
right and so he let him set up
tents
with all of his yes he lived in
tents
set up by which car they are
usually
living in tents there they set
up tents
by Trump god I wonder if we
still have
that clip we must have had a
clip about
it or maybe we only talked
about it well
let's get to the gaps because I
think
that a part we are listen
alright let's
do it okay you're gonna have to
spot the
gaffe this is part of the game
okay it's
O'Reilly style gaffe where he
actually
makes up a word and this will
be the
Trump on a rat for gaffe one
Iran must
abandon its nuclear ambitions
and end
its support for terrorism the
time has
come for the United Kingdom
Germany
France Russia and China to
recognize
this reality they must now
break away
from the remnants of the Iran
deal who
are jcpoa and we must all work
too hard
swallow on that to besides the
breathing
listen to the swallow yeah who
are jcpoa
and we must stop for a second
you know
the one thing that people have
to
realize about this show and
because we
realize in fact you were I
think are the
first one to point it out
seriously when
I was playing these old clips
from TV
shows yeah how bad the acting
is how bad
the acting is is that if you
just listen
to the audio yeah you has a
poison fish
the show is on video if this
shows on
video we'd miss a lot that we
catch
everybody would be too
distracted by my
ticks well there's that but we
just keep
you off camera but the point is
is that
you cannot catch a lot of this
stuff
unless you list
sin yes exactly not and this
show is
really benefits from being an
audio-only
through to us yeses and we
produce it to
make sure you can hear it in
your
earbuds you hear well that's
that's
weird
I just had a thought though I
had an
idea for the president and it's
an idea
that is has been pioneered here
on the
No Agenda show i from time to
time I
have a tick which is a a
sniffing tic
yes I heard it and that's why I
did it
but I've heard it before
oh yeah but it's really
sometimes much
worse than you would know
because I have
a foot pedal right here so I
just talk
but that's what Trump needs
when he if
for every time he steps up to
the mic so
he can just you know he'll talk
like
this and then I'll just hit the
pedal
and you didn't hear the snort
because the sniffing and the
breathing
is distracting
I think so - that's why he's so
much
better when it just does lie so
it's
just just an idea it's this is
actually
and I know someone listens this
is the
rolls mic mute mmm 11 and you
could put
it right in line with his setup
and they
just steps on it with one foot
and then
the problems over
yeah and they should what do
you got - I
got a wall up or you could have
a whole
board or you could add a little
echo for
the Iranian regime no you could
do Oh
bullshit let go yeah that'd be
great
oh I can't get it off there we
go
oh man what's going on uh-oh
soot I'm
sorry I'm stuck I'm stuck in
Echo hell
luckily I can't hear it you
can't hear
the echo well it's hold on a
second
you're stuck in echo mode is
that it and
what about me am I an echo
mowjood yeah
we're both an echo mode but I
can't seem
to get it to stop maybe this
will work
just after bragging about how
great the
sound is its echo sounds like
no that's
not okay this is the thing it
might all
echo my my console is frozen
ah there we go I did it sorry
about that
let's get back to the president
the Iran
deal who are jcpoa and we must
all work
together toward making a deal
with Iran
that makes the world a safer
and more
peaceful place we must also
make a deal
that allows Iran to thrive and
prosper
and take advantage of its
enormous
untapped potential Iran can be
a great
country peace and stability
cannot
prevail in the Middle East as
long as
Iran continues to foment
violence unrest
hatred and war the civilized
world must
send a clear and unified
message to the
Iranian regime your campaign of
terror
murder mayhem will not be
tolerated I
played that one back a couple
times to
see if there was any reaction
from the
the stiffs behind it there was
I think I
think it was Esper the defense
secretary
he shot a quick look like Oh
God there
he goes Tyler Aidid what what
exactly
was the word well play the clip
that I
have the I saw of it which is I
saw a
gaffe one Trump
oh yes oh these are these are
out that
those are ISOs yeah will not be
tolerated tolerated taller
right it's
being rubberized only it's the
opposite
arise your tolerance the word
tolerance
be taller I know it's tolerated
he says
well he said taller I said as
if he was
Brazilian let's say but it
still taller
I I'm staying with tall Erised
okay how
do you spell taller eyes taller
eyes @g
taller i tol a Ric D yeah
colorized okay
new word here the
merriam-webster taller
eyes just like it yes okay
that's good
now he's got a second one in
here which
would play we can play the long
version
which is obviously they deaf to
do today
I am going to ask NATO to
become much
more involved in the Middle
East process
over the last three years under
my
leadership our economy is
stronger than
ever before and america's
achieved
energy independence these
historic
accomplishment shades our
strategic
priorities these are
accomplishments
that nobody thought were
possible wait a
minute he said a couple of
things in
there didn't hear a particular
can hear
this once these historic a
compliment
shade compliments compliments
that's in
a compliment I'd like to a
compliment
you on that which I think you
got taller
eyes and a compliment
compliment I don't
understand why the mainstream
media
doesn't doesn't joke about that
when he
does that it's hilarious it is
hilarious
and they don't joke about it
because
they have no sense of humor no
there's
that so I have two opposing
clips one is
from a professor in at the
University of
Tehran this is on euronews
that should tell you enough
about the
outlet and this is how the
professor
what is his name here Syed's
see what's
his name he is well I can't
find his
name he's a professor at the
Iranian at
the University of Tehran and
here's what
he says the feeling is and what
people
thought inside Iran of
soleimani people
in Iran are outraged and
obviously the
people in Iraq are also
outraged because
the Americans also murdered a
senior
Iraqi war hero who was the
deputy head
of the popular mobilization
forces these
two gentlemen the Iranian
general and
the Iraqi commander they were
the people
who basically pushed back Isis
from
Baghdad and expelled them from
Iraq
these are the same people who
Trump
himself when he was a candidate
was
saying that they're the ones
who are
fighting Isis but unfortunately
the
United States behaves like a
rogue
regime and the US media because
of its
sheer power hides this reality
behind
the narrative the United States
is
bombing Iraqi government
positions it
has murdered an Iranian senior
official
an Iraqi senior official right
inside
Baghdad International Airport
and they
did this in contravention to
Iraqi
sovereignty they did this
despite the
fact that the iraqi prime
minister said
that they have no right to
carried out
attacks in the country but
because the
united states sees itself as
exceptional
because western countries see
themselves
as exceptional they can invade
countries
like iraq they can create al
qaeda in
afghanistan they can support
extremists
in syrian destroy the country
they can
destroy libya they can help
starve yemen
with the saudis and they still
claim to
be the supporters of
international law
and human rights so his point
at the end
there is well made of course
that we are
the assholes of the universe
certainly
idea Ted a disco yes it's
called the
University of Tehran
totally certainly under
previous u.s.
regimes we have done all of that
absolutely but this guy's
clearly in one
part of Iran but there's
multiple parts
inside and I was what someone
sent me
what's like the travel guy
Steve no Rick
Rick Steves yes and in 2014 he
didn't
episode on Iran oh it's in the
show
notes any show knows calm and
you know
what you see consistently is of
course
young people because most of
the country
is under 30 I think that's
pretty young
people who are very very clued
in they
have you know lots of in fact
when the
internet first started
exploding the
number one language on the
internet was
Farsi not English but that's
probably
been overtaken by now but for
years
Farsi was the number one
language on an
ally find that not true I'm
told I'm
talking 93 94 95 yeah in the
1990 91 92
93 94 95 I don't think so okay
well I'll
find some reports I mean I
don't know
how anyone measured it to start
off with
but yeah
anyway they're very literate
internet
literate and they love America
and they
love Americans they just hate
their
regime and one of those who
hates the
regime is a fairly famous
Iranian
youtuber and she normally she
gets
probably about a hundred
thousand views
on her videos when she's
talking she's
done a lot of a lot of videos
about
Syria and etc but this one got
three
million views so I chopped it
down to
about a minute and a half so we
can get
her take and she grew up
partially grew
up in in Iran and is now an
American
citizen I'm in Iran watcher I'm
an Iraq
watcher I'm a serial watcher
I'm an icon
asan watcher and for the people
on the
ground they don't hate America
they don't hate Donald Trump in
fact
there's a lot of training
hashtags right
now from Iran on Twitter Thank
You Trump
thank you thank you for you know
Salamone thank you you know go
look for
yourselves and people in Iran
are happy
and they are giving out you
know and
you're in the Middle East it's a
cultural practice when something
wonderful happens when there's a
marriage or when there's a
celebration
you give out cookies you make
cakes and
you should see the videos that
are
coming out people are baking
cakes
people are giving out cookies
in public
in the streets because they're
happy I
mean I don't know do we do we
live in a
closed society that we don't
know that
most people in you know in the
Middle
East are not free
specifically in Iran it's an
Islamic
state there's no freedom of
religion
there's no freedom of speech
there's no
freedom of peaceful you know
protest and
for anyone who disagrees with
the regime
they're arrested they're jailed
they're
tortured you know and yeah
there's a lot
of video coming out right now
about you
know the the the funeral of
costume
soleimani it's so much
propaganda you
guys the regime has been saying
death to
America for 40 years they
forced us in
school to say death to America
I was
seven years old I don't know
what I was
saying and the people that are
like
saying that right now they're
called the
Bessie G they're like you know
they're
getting paid they're the ones
that get
paid to kill people on the
street so
yeah they're gonna see death to
America
but that's not the people the
majority
of the people in the Middle
East don't
hate America they don't hate
Donald
Trump and I'm probably knows a
lot of
friends for saying this but
thank you
mr. Trump for making a very hard
decision and for having the
moral
courage to do something that
probably a
lot of world leaders wouldn't
have had
now my experience with Iranians
or as
they as they prefer to be called
Persians certainly in Los
Angeles when I
lived there I a new number of
them but
also Lex's wife she's Iranian
they go
back and forth to Tehran a lot
and she
tells me what's going on and
it's the
same message you know it's like
and they
also always feel that America
and the
regime are somehow in cahoots
and are always working on
schemes
together now that's you know
just the
the population who feels that
way but I
didn't yell
there's always something behind
it
there's always something behind
these
especially the Middle East the
misery
Middle Easterners in general
all the
different cultures and
countries they're
very gossipy and they yes yes
they are
and they tend to come up with
these
sorts of analysis not
dissimilar to ours
in many cases and a lot of it
is right
on the money because it gets
verified
that because they're so open
about
discussing this stuff behind
everyone's
back so let's so what would be
next as
possible that I mean there are
other
other evidences that we are
working with
them oh it's lots of it oh by
the way
BBC now reporting BBC reporting
that CBS
News is reporting that u.s.
telogen s--
intelligence says a satellite
detected
infrared blips of two missile
launches
followed by another blip of
explosion
therefore saying that Iran
mistakenly
shot down the Ukrainian plane
there goes
the earthquake machine theory
well it doesn't explain the
earthquakes
earthquakes happen to blitz
wildebeest
so 1 into sig int or who knows
who
decided that there is a there
was a blip
of showing a missile to blips
and
hitting to blips bang bang and
followed
by another blip I love these
these
technical explanations little
ish blip
glitch uh-huh
yeah exactly
so if if we look at the cycles
if you
look at the cycle of Iran we're
about
due for a for a regime change
for why
would they or do for ruble
ization why
would they mistakenly shoot
down this
thing
what planes do they think we're
flying
around you heading out of town
that were
what they think was an American
jet what
were they thinking it was a
mistake this
is the reporting it was a
mistake
oops yeah sometimes things are
very
unfortunate bad add a wrecker
as we say
in aviation to think if that
was true
quote/unquote mistake there was
somebody
on that plane that they had to
yeah I
lied hill I did get the
passenger
manifest Minh and I saw every
name but
I've nothing I would recognize
I had no
idea
Ronnie names no but that that is
obviously something that we
would look
at a de wreckers what I see so
far
but you say they're due for
rubble
ization I don't think so we're
not gonna
rubble eyes Iran at all I think
eventually we have to know
maybe oil
fields but you cannot rubble
eyes no no
I just don't see that happening
did they
could they rebel eyes
everything else
wise rot Iran gonna get it
we'll ask Ron
has been our buddy in the past
you know
they've done a lot of so is
Libya yeah I
know it's it's bad actors that
make
these decisions so hopefully
we're not
going to rubble eyes Iran what
I would
be hoping for is another October
surprise hostage situation this
is the
year to do it that's what I'd
be looking
at a cycle
this is not the year to do it's
a year
to do it would be in 2024
because they
when they did the first Ono
you're right
you're right doctor first right
right
because Carter's first go-round
they had
to get rid of him and but this
would be
an attempt to get rid of so
people
wouldn't vote for Trump yeah
but they
can't because he's such a loose
cannon
nobody knows what he'd do
mhm and it's not like Carter
they knew
it was gonna wimp out yeah
but we all know that you know
that the a
deal was made to intentionally
delay the
release of the hostages so it
would
benefit Regan yes these are the
types of
these are the level of deals
that can be
done with Iran and I'm sure
that that
could come in handy depending
on what
happens with I don't know peach
birth or
something of that ilk it's
going we can
talk about that in a minute but
let's I
do have one more clip about
trumpet and
his little chat and the only
reason I
want to play because I having a
WTF
attached dude this is a seven
second
clip a trump talk on WTF
military
spending the American military
has been
completely rebuilt under my
administration at a cost of 2.5
trillion
dollars yeah I I caught that
number as
well and I actually expected
some
outrage I didn't read any
outrage about
that though it's done which is
like how
much who's giving them media
the media
can't even think for themselves
on any
of these things they can't
ridicule him
for his taller izing and they
can't talk
about this this number which is
what is
he talking about
he's been in office two years
they put
in 700 billion dollars each
year for the
military which is one point
that me if
you add the two together which
is not
rebuilding that's just
maintaining
according to him that's 1.4
trillion so
as he gets this huge number I
know maybe
that's the the two trillion that
Rumsfeld couldn't account for I
don't
know pockets Rumsfeld you know
we
couldn't find and that was
wasn't that
the day before 9/11 that he
said that
yes this is wait a min how much
did
Trump say that's very
interesting how
you point four trillion I to
plate again
in 27 seconds Laura for Pete
oops right
that's the wrong one we go the
American
military has been completely
rebuilt
under my administration at a
cost of two
point five trillion dollars two
point
five now let's listen to Donald
Rumsfeld
just before 9/11 2001 had agon
the day
before 9/11
Secretary of Defense Donald
Rumsfeld
declared war not on foreign
terrorists
the adversaries closer to home
it's the
Pentagon bureaucracy
he said money wasted by the
military
poses a serious threat in fact
it could
be said that it's a matter of
life and
death
Rumsfeld promised change but
the next
day the world changed and in
the rush to
fund the war on terrorism the
war on
waste seems to have been
forgotten my o3
budget calls for more than 48
billion
dollars in new defense spending
more
money for the Pentagon when its
own
auditors admit the military
cannot
account for 25% of what it
already
spends according to some
estimates we
cannot track 2.3 trillion
dollars in
transactions close enough are
you close
two point three two point five
who knows
it's all a big ripoff what we
get whole
ripoff in fje you can support
the
military but you don't have to
support
just squandering money and what
did it
go towards I mean I I saw the
National
Defense Authorization Act I
think it
went to face force that's where
the
money went by the way there are
two
producers of this program the
No Agenda
show who I have confirmed are
now in
space force
oh really yeah I think I heard
about one
of them one of them is pretty
high up in
the launch area and another one
is in
the bowels NASA that's just the
ones I
know but space force is the
real deal
man it's the real deal
so yeah 2.5 trillion it seems
like a lot
of money I I know that what do
we
appropriate 750 billion dollar
700 plus
yeah hmm so where'd it come
from there's
this money this money the word
is 2.5
trillion come yeah the CIA's
money took
that money back from him by the
way very
interesting ever since you had
the guy
on from the Quincy Institute
everywhere
there's articles every Emmy
just yeah
opinion the Quincy Institute the
hypersonic missiles are a game
changer
this is maybe these guys are
the new war
or the war power college
whatever you
know that people behind it
right let me
miss this oh wait let me guess
you won't
guess it correctly but go on
sir is one
of them actually I did see this
AI
brothers oh yes that's right
I did see this Soros & Koch
brothers
yeah to find war outfits right
there Wow
finding the ruin see Institute
so
whenever you see someone from
the Quincy
Institute do you know where
it's coming
from where they're tell me like
that one
please and then just a reminder
that
John Kerry's daughter is
married to the
son of one of I think the
finance
minister of Iran just throwing
that out
there in case you see him
making any
interesting moves but he's
always over
there supposedly doing back
Channel
deals illegally in violation of
the
Logan Act or whatever
yes exactly yeah meanwhile
general Flynn
been broken by the system they
took all
his money the guy's a wreck
I have just one last clip in
this a
relatively short I guess a
bunch of
Democrats got up and we're tied
at the
the new push now is the War
Powers Act
yeah and by the way Mike Lee
finally
turned on Trump like he was
always an
anti-trump er and he kind of
caved for a
while Mike Lee has missing Mike
Mike
Lee's the other senator from
Utah with
Romney and I think Romney
finally cajole
them in to be yourself Mike
it's okay to
hate him there's no problem
there
yes what we're discussing well
the
Democrat yeah the Democrats and
the War
Powers Act right and this their
Act yes
Nancy Pelosi sent a message the
original
War Powers Act was in 73 but
they beefed
it up drive era right and so
but I think
that they're going to try and
you the
way I understand they're gonna
try and
use this to create more
articles of
impeachment yes yes well I know
my
latest idea about what what
might be
going on sure let's go back to
the
possibility that Nancy Pelosi
is not
insane she never wanted an
impeachment
but and she goes cheese flips
on and
goes to all four and now she's
holding
on to the impeachment papers
she knows
that the to the embarrassment
of the
Democrats if she pushes these
impeachment papers over to the
Senate
which unlike and to all the
right
wingers are Joel well you know
they can
do it the Senate can just do
what they
want well they can just quit
and without
even getting the paperwork but
they're
not gonna do that nobody's
gonna do
anything and I'm sure that
Pelosi should
be talking to the McConnell
over there
at the Senate about what can we
do to
prevent this from happening
because it's
an embarrassment to the party
so this
would be a way out
I'm here's the fuse my thinking
that
this I'm not fully sincere or
fully
subscribed to this I'm just
putting it
out there as a possibility
mm-hmm she's
gonna sit on the impeachment
papers
through the election and in to
the next
couple of years she's just
gonna sit on
him
because she knows that if they
put them
through and they get kicked
back by the
Senate they will do it again
and again
they would they're gonna just
impeach
him over and over again
different things
most patient for this
impeachment for
that he's so she knows that a
ruin the
Democrat Party for sure
yeah so she's gonna she's gonna
sit on
it through the elections that
her excuse
to sit on it through the
elections is
gonna be well if the American
public
gets a clue and they put and
they turn
over the Senate to us dammit
it's then we can get him so
let's just
wait right right well that
would make
sense because she doesn't want
to see
I'm thinking this possibility
she
doesn't want to see the
Democrats get
kicked back you know the
kickback the
impeachment by the Senate will
kick it
back except for Mike Lee
they'll kick it
back and then he'll do it again
for
something else then they'll do
it again
and again and again the parties
look
like a bunch of buffoons so she
writes
to her Democratic colleagues
this week
the house will introduce and
vote on a
War Powers Resolution to limit
the
president's military actions
regarding
Iran this resolution is similar
to the
resolution introduced by
senator Tim
Kaine in the Senate that was a
Hillary's
vice presidential pick loser it
researched Congress's law spook
by the
way Tim Kaine it asserts
Congress's
long-established
oversight responsibilities by
mandating
that if no further
congressional action
is taken the administration's
military
hostilities with regard to Iran
cease
within 30 days as true as how
the War
Powers Act operates so what's
new it's
just a reassertion it's just a
resolution all right the House
Resolution will be led by
congresswoman
at least a slot Caen she is a
that's
right here
congresswoman slot kenaz a
former CIA
and Department of Defense
analyst
specializing in Shia militias
sounds
like the man for the job
actually represents the public
she
served multiple tours in the
region
under both Democratic and
Republican
administrations multiple tours
tours
what does that mean well I
guess she she
opened up a print shop she were
in a
magazine but what can it what
is a tour
when you're when you're in the
CIA when
you're in the CIA yeah you're
probably
undercover as a journalist
something
else I greatly appreciate the
solomon
solomon solomon t saw solemnity
solemnity thank you salaam to
you too
aya greatly appreciate the
solemnity
with which all of our members
are
working to honor our
responsibility to
protect American lives and
values
never truth which is the
Constitution
thank you for your patriotic
leadership
during this difficult time so
Wow it's
really nothing new other than a
television moment from what I
can see
because this is a show building
it's a
resolution which is not law
it's just
that's the same as as
impeachment it's
basically another article of
impeachment
in this resolution and of
course is
gonna take it past 30 days like
every
other president before him is
done look
at Syria and I can't believe
these these
senators and I think was mainly
senators
who were bitching and moaning
about what
we got a briefing it was no
good you
know it was like we're there
was a job I
looked over all these documents
most of
the Senators thought that
briefing was
fine if not really good except
for Mike
Lee and Rand Paul - I think
Rand Paul
I'm using Rand Paul's I'm sort
of a foil
I'm not sure what Rand Paul's
up to it's
Mike Lee a former spook I don't
think so
I mean he might be out looking
mob the
Democrats are up there talking
about
this and in the background if
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handy for
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representative from Minnesota
she is in
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she's
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cohorts
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in the in the foreground and oh
she
loved Jackson Lee who by the
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at Elon Omar's in the
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and I think every time I
you're about come here of
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being
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great
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why her PTSD was triggered
except she's
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you know
what actually went down our
formula is
this we go out we hit people in
the
mouth
so I was baffled I was really
baffled by
Ricky Gervais and I was not I
was not
baffled by his whole spiel but
baffled
that NBC would sanction this
news on prompter oh yeah no no
I even I
saw him on the red carpet and
the
question was asked you know
well you
know does does everybody know
he said oh
no it's all been approved it
may be an
ad lib here or there he says
but no it's
all been approved everybody's
really
happy for Gervase to go so hard
I mean
and to me it was really about
one thing
there was a way stop we didn't
even tell
you know Albert Pike who
doesn't know
what we're talking about Ricky
Gervais
see there's people that are
wise people
don't sit around watching
television all
the time they would like to
know what
we're talking about Ricky
Gervais the
the original office inventor
and and of
course the US office television
show
flowed from that also early
podcaster
and comedian who I think is
very funny
I'd love his stand-ups I think
he's got
some great bits it's very
English but
very interpretable for the
United States
audiences and abroad was the
host at the
Golden Globe Awards which is
he's known
for as would say in the UK
taking the
piss out of the celebrities but
I mean
the extent that he went to this
time was
to me it was either because it
was on
NBC the Golden Globes to me it
felt like
what he was saying was either a
planned
release valve he was a perhaps
corporate
cover or a message to Hollywood
and I
don't know if you have any
clips but I
only have 36 seconds that
matters at 36
seconds that matter was right
in the
beginning and this to me is
this is when
I just went holy shit but
tonight is
just about the people in front
of camera
in this room are some of the
most
important TV and film
executives in the
world by the way he does say in
part and
I'll let him slide because he's
British
but he's dropping his TVs in
the world
people from every background
but they
all have one thing in common
or terrified of Ronan Farrow
he's coming
for him he's coming for you
talking of
all you perverts it was a big
year it
was a big year for pedophile
movies
surviving r.kelly
leaving Neverland to Pope's so
you know
the Ronan Farrow relationship
with NBC
is you know is we've read a lot
about it
and for NBC in effect to
condone the
message or propagate the
message he's
coming for all of you I felt it
was I
really felt it was more than
just this
is a this is funny because it
wasn't
funny to most people in that
audience I
don't think at least there
wasn't all
that there was a lot of
grimacing but I
felt it was a message
it's interesting to point that
out the
Ronan Farrow like NBC
connection and he
would go you know you know what
the last
thing he said at the very end
when he
signed off for the show did I
forget
well you you didn't probably
see it
because I've never gotten it no
I forget
you
I didn't hear his bleep but you
could
see his lips his last words as
he left
was fuck off
I ended the show
could be no it could be I don't
remember
I just don't remember so didn't
you
that's what he said yeah but he
said
that a number of times
yes I'd he said it on a couple
who one
of the clips yes I remember
yeah where
he says get get your award and
fuck off
that that was what you're
saying yes he
could have said sod off or buzz
off or
anything else I would have
stayed in
there and I've been better for
clipping
because that day you get get
your warden
blank because they didn't beat
them they
just they cut it but they
silenced him
yeah it was just they cut it
out to cut
out the sound well I did he I
have that
same clip but I have a I think
mine's a
slight variation on yours and
the
pedophiles which is one of the
things
you opened with let's play this
but
tonight is just about the
people in
front of camera in this room
are some of
the most important TV and film
executives in the world what
you can
stop it's exact same clip as I
just
wanted if I started the exact
same point
you did yeah it's kind of
amusing
alright let's go on now here's
the part
just as Gervaise this is the
part I
thought that everyone picked up
on which
was the accepting the awards
clip right
and and this is this is what
got all the
play which is why I immediately
wanted
to remind us about the Ronan
Farrow
comment because this this is of
course
what people love love to hear
about the
Hollywood elites like because
it's so
easy to hate them for these
very reasons
if you do win an award tonight
don't use
it as a platform to make a
political
speech right you're in no
position to
lecture the public about
anything you
know nothing about the real
world most
of you spend less time in
school than
Greta thumb burg so if you win
right
come up accept little Awards
thank your
agent and your god yeah and
then I was
cut and then did it right now
now that
it was is a throwback in the
audience
did not like that but back in
1978
I put 7600 paddy Chayefsky is
the clip
paddy Chayefsky it went in
front of the
Academy Awards after Lynn
Redgrave oh my
god get back in time
yeah Lynn Redgrave went off on
my Jew
hate about how Israel's a
horrible place
and went on and on and on and
che s key
and who was Jeff's key I'm
sorry okay
Jeff sees one is the greatest
screenwriter ever okay and you
can look
up his credits has got you know
everything that's really whoa I
know
that I know that I've seen that
it's
really outrageous you can look
him up on
IMDB but Paddy Chayefsky as CH
e why I
was considered and in fact
there was a
paddy Chayefsky award at the
Golden
Globes song so anyway so this
guy who is
very famous writer he in fact
he did the
movie hospital and it was noted
that
with the it was just a the
movie the
hospital I think is the name of
it yeah
the hospital was was highlight
with the
it was one of the few films
that was on
the marquee the hospital by
Paddy
Chayefsky the very few writers
ever get
to that point whether you even
Tarantino
doesn't do that so he goes on
there and
during this they keep cutting
to the
audience and the audience is in
applauding the assignments and
the
audience disabilities are
they're famous
people and they're applauding
Chesky for
saying what he's saying if he
said this
today they'd be booing him clip
before I
get on to the Writing Awards
there's a
little matter I like to tidy up
at least
if I expect a little with myself
tomorrow morning I would like
to say
personal opinion of course that
I'm sick
and tired of people exploiting
the
occasion of the Academy Awards
for the propagation of their own
personal political propaganda
I would like to suggest to miss
Redgrave
that her winning an Academy
Award is not
a pivotal moment in history
does not
require a proclamation and a
simple
thank you would suffice okay
I'm going
to think that 1976 this was he
was there
yeah I got the wrong date on
here Oh be
78 because in 76 he Network
came out
which he which of course is
they had no
agenda classic yeah I'm one of
his with
Howard Beale I'm mad as hell
I'm not
gonna take it anymore which is
all about
the manipulation of the news
media or
all media all television for to
boo
who've the elites which is a
must see if
you'd never seen it interesting
well
those days are over
yeah well again we did get we
had a
bunch of speeches on the Golden
Globes
but anyway the last clip I have
there
was not one of these speeches
Michelle
willing this is one of them I
didn't
like but Gervaise did I thought
the best
bit was deeper into the show and
Gervaise does this I thought
was really
nasty and the guy he announces
the guy
from the Foreign Press
Association yeah
and the guy comes out and gives
it back
to him and he's the only one
nobody else
had the guts to say anything
about
cervezas performance or
anything about
it anything they were all
chicken but it
was but it was obviously you
know the
the president of the HF PA knew
what
Bruce gervase was gonna do he
was ready
for it so that's why he had no
problem
doing this anybody could have
said
something there's a bunch of
professional actors and
comedians and
all kinds of people they come
out and
they refused to acknowledge
anything
Gervase said or did order
insulting back
because they were shell-shocked
John
they were shell-shocked I'm
telling you
the whole pedophile thing that
set him
on edge welcome back still
having a good
time
as you know the meal tonight
was all
vegetables as are the members
of the
Hollywood Foreign Press please
welcome
the President to Renzo Soria
Kanika you keep saying this is
your last
year hosting for God's sake
please put
it in writing
now that was written that was
perfect
that's what you did good but
John I
can't I can't get over whatever
the
message was it was there it was
a clear
message and it may just be one
of these
things where you know you get a
ten
speed bike then all of a sudden
you see
ten speed bikes everywhere but
there's a
lot of pedo bear news popping
up all of
a sudden
the first one is this hashtag
which has
been trending on on Twitter and
the
hashtag is TV underground hosts
CP
and there's this guy who
proclaims and
he doesn't really have any
legitimacy in
my mind but I'll it's kind of
like a
queue type thing I guess where
people
are all Gd about it and all in
he claims
that the DNC server the one
that tanked
Debbie wasserman-schultz and
the whole
Democratic Party although that
proved
that Bernie got screwed for
Hillary to
get the nomination of which we
believe a
server image was made by seth
rich who
met an untimely demise that
apparently
that server is up and running
in ukraine
where it went to CrowdStrike
and that it
is a relay for child
pornography now I'm
just bringing it up in the
context of
Ricky Gervais sirs entire
performance
which went back to that a lot
with
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill
himself he
threw in a couple of Harvey
Weinstein
bits when there was a lot of
really odd
stuff that he was pushing out
there at
the same time mother of
sexually abused
boy banders breaks her silence
implicates Disney CAA Hollywood
Records
LAPD district attorney and
industry
elite in pedophile ring and
coverup
which is not a surprise we've
been
hearing about it for a long
time but the
craziest one was Paul Krugman
who all of
a sudden tweets out well it
looks like
I'm on the phone with my
computer
security service as and as I
understand
it someone compromised my IP
address and
is using it to download child
pornography now as a Nobel
Prize winning
economist did you eat shit for
breakfast
I don't care what's going on
that is not
a swell thought-out tweet at all
you'd y-you know I do a man on
that
tweet and my thinking was who
has a you
know what is he talking about my
security consultant I mean he's
just a
what is he talking about
I mean if you're that concerned
about
anything you I don't know what
I just
don't that tweet was baffling
to me it's
either that I don't know I just
that
you're right I've completely
beside
myself of what's he talking
about what
is he trying to cover up or
that's the
thing that you'd be wondering
about and
by the way the Pentagon
networks there's
lots of articles also the past
few weeks
about the amount of pornography
particularly child pornography
that is
running around the networks at
the
Pentagon yeah but that's not
new that if
you remember that was around
yes I know
but it's back in the news I'm
just
saying it's like the ten speed
bike
thing am i just picking up on
your
brightness we I did the same
thing with
you know you start to decide to
start
looking for Priuses we just
have a game
my daughter and I how many
Priuses would
we see on their way to the
store and
you'd think well you see two or
three is
it 20 yeah well look at where
you live
man maybe how many gas guzzlers
do I see
now that would be a challenge I
know you
live all Priuses ifi'm with you
that
Krugman thing was very strange
and
remember we still have the
backdrop of
Podesta now the the fabled
pizza gate
and just years and years of
doing this
that there seems to be a lot of
pedophilia surrounding
political and
entertainment elites
and and you know whatever ricky
gervais
says role in this was
unfortunately I
think it was my initial
thinking that it
was a kind of like a planned
release
valve that seems to be the most
obvious
like let's just get it out
there so
everyone can laugh and joke and
create
memes of Tom Hanks's face and
then it'll
die down because dudes is
getting hot
under the collar here and maybe
Ronan
Farrow is coming for somebody
else
why not
what else that is Ronin
Pharaohs job
apparently is yes
he's got high in this
credibility super
high now so he's got to be
frightening
name Ronan Farrell's on the
phone scary
scares you don't want to hear
by the way
that is something before the
Russian
pranksters do it could somebody
please
do that call up some Hollywood
people
and say Ronan Farrow here I'd
like to
talk to you know fill in the
blank that
will be funny that's a great
gag and
then just don't just start
talking is it
okay well I there's a couple of
things I
need to discuss with you see
how far you
could push it yeah stop leaving
this to
the Russians we're good at this
we used
to be well who are the
prankster kids we
used to have the boys the Jerky
Boys
Jerky Boys yeah the Jerky Boys
yeah the
original Jerky Boys what
happened but
everybody was doing it we have
two DJs
in San Francisco we're doing it
right
got old but but these are good
men with
masks if you're not good at it
you gotta
get it can't do it yeah we had
the the
ship that thing was the same
two Russian
guys like oh we have compliment
on
Donald Trump we have we have
naked one
into that we need more of that
please
that definitely I think calling
up and
saying I Ronan Farrow I'd like
to talk
to Phil in the name of Hollywood
executive Phil in the name of
politician
see what happens it could be
funny
well you know since the
obsessive
thinking they had that Tom
Hanks stuff
was just a pretty much of a you
know
kind of a boy next door guy and
from the
bay area he these days I saw
Twitter
some picture of him getting on
the or he
was on the lowly Express he was
a little
only to Express oh yeah yeah oh
no Tom
Hanks I'm not so convinced he's
so
squeaky clean
now at all well you'll find out
soon
enough
oh yeah thousands thousands of
sealed
indictments the minute the
minute
they're release a gate now
amidst all of
this of course we have the big
nerd show
going on in in Vegas the
Consumer
Electronics Show which neither
of us pay
attention to or would go to or
really
interested in at all except
Ivanka truck
drunk Ivanka Trump did keynote
and
apparently people were really
outraged
by what she said and I have the
the clip
of her outrage did she say well
I have a
clip and the clip will also
explain that
people were outraged I
personally when I
listened to this it's only 33
seconds by
coincidence I'm outraged by her
dropping
her tease so just just bear
with it
you'll hear it and then maybe
we can
figure out what was truly
offensive to
everybody else and you'd
mentioned the
importance of defining work
based on
skills rather than credentials
is
incredibly important in
recorders and
the major shift in our thinking
it's
hard to imagine that that would
have
caused the controversy that of
course is
Ivanka Trump on the stage give
you the
keynote speech at CES for some
reason
some people were outraged at
what you
would say Liz clay so I know
maybe
because so you don't need a
bachelor's
degree or something like that
or I don't
I don't know what it was I just
couldn't
get past the important
cannot be President if she can't
pronounce T's in words like
important
forget that side of it and try
to figure
out what it is that bothers
everybody I
think there's a sense
especially in in
tech there's this I think it's
like a
fall there's a there's a word
for this
and I can't come up with it
because I
didn't think about this topic
where you
you need that you you have these
phony-baloney degrees that give
you some
sort of you key to the kingdom
or you
know if you don't have a degree
and you
know somebody's really a natural
computer person that there can
just code
like a champ
they're usually bass players
many of
them yeah great coders or point
is they
have these innate skills right
and yes
and so they should probably be
those
skills should be exploited to
the max
but not if you're gonna say
well you
don't have a bachelor's degree
so we
can't give you that job that
that's the
LM something like yeah
something like
that is something well has to
be stem
your your anti stem if you say
people
can just do it without an
education
maybe maybe that's part of it
maybe well
as some day we need to figure
out well
have you been looking at
watching any of
the coverage from CES what are
the what
are the great new gadgets and
what is
what are the fantastic consumer
electronics that we're going to
see in
our homes that are now being
presented I
don't know but I'm waiting for
some more
unboxings well because it's
really the
box that matters a couple of
reports of
course at the Consumer
Electronics Show
we need to have more fake food
and now I
can't believe it's not pork is
on deck I
am taking the bite of the brand
new
unveiled right here impossible
pork
slider
fondue sandwich
tell me what's in it soy
protein right
sorry sorry protein sunflower
oil
coconut oil that's weird
here it comes thank you so much
I'm
gonna finish this in the
commercial
break you know real American
yeah
clearly it tasted like shit
which is in
it and and he's like I don't
taste
anything and then all of a
sudden oh yes
the aftertaste would you burp
it up
disgusting so that's the
product I don't
need what other great products
are out
there at CES this is this is
where it
all comes down people this is
the future
of your life is right here at
the
Consumer Electronics Show
rich tomorrow here at CES 2020
in Las
Vegas here in the LG booth and
I found a
refrigerator that does
something pretty
unique Wow finally John we're
there it's
going to order the milk when
you need it
mark vut Anza from LG is here
to tell us
all about it thank you for a
chatting
about this fridge what does
this do
so it's an indoor cultivating
machine
that allows you to grow up to 20
different types of vegetables
okay
indoors okay so okay okay okay
control
okay the environments that you
would
have indoors so you're getting
precise
humidity okay okay and light
source to
give you the best cultivating
for
different vegetables okay okay
can I
grow wheat in that sucker
vegetables so
okay excited okay that he's
dripping
over his word okay
this by the way is what passes
as
technology reporting there are
reporters
who make a lot of money doing
exactly
this it's disheartening okay
watering and light source to
give you
the best cultivating for
different
vegetables okay within a Satan
column
refrigerator now am I just
planting
seeds or does this requires
some special
equipment great question so
unit here is
a specific pod so once you
finish okay
the hey okay do you get
disposable and
finally what types of items can
I grow
and when can we expect to see
this don't
have the expectation on when
it's come
in the market but primarily leaf
vegetables okay small okay
leaf vegetables maybe some
fresh basil
basil right you heard it first
and
what's the super critter called
it's
part of the signature kitchen
sweet
brand its part what is it
called this is
where you say the brands is
where you
say the name of the product
that's not
ever coming out because that's
what CES
is bullshit it's they have so
they've
nothing nothing new to show you
that
want to grow basil in my
refrigerator
all you do is a seat
you could grow it on your
windowsill you
can grow it anywhere some use
like a
weed
he should say weed I grow I'd be
interested what is the name of
the
product right you heard it
first and
what's this refrigerator called
the we diretor it's part of the
signature kitchen sweet brand
here at LG
all right finding some neat
things here
at CES donees if you want to
learn more
about this fridge go to my
website it is
rich on tech dot TV reporting
from Las
Vegas I'm rich tomorrow great
report
rich really fantastic why
didn't you
suggest weed okay this is what
he should
have done that would have made
it more
interesting cuz then the guy
would have
okayed himself outta there and
none of
this is like Sony introduces an
electric
vehicle but we're never going
to make it
all of this and then this one
from CNET
which also known as CBS
Interactive real
people getting paid real money
to go to
this real show and deliver this
shit
literally so this cute little
guy is the
Charmin robot and the idea is
if an
emergency strikes and you're in
the
bathroom and you run out of this
valuable material the Sherman
robot will
be able to bring it to you
lickety-split
and you'll be able to use your
phone to
control it okay
just want to set the scene the
guys
sitting on the floor of the
booth
there's a little he calls it a
robot
it's like a little two-wheeled
device
it's about the size of a pole
Jers
coffee can and on top of it is
a roll of
toilet paper this is the
innovation of
2020 if you are taking a crap
and you
notice that your slaves didn't
hang up a
new roll of paper or put one
underneath
the sink like most people
Charmin is
introducing a robot that you
it's not
even robotics you control it
with your
smartphone to and apparently it
already
has a roll of toilet paper
sitting on
top of it in the corner of your
house
which is a great conversation
starter
and then you can have it and
apparently
you're also not downstairs
they're
upstairs you're on the same
level it
will roll towards you and you
can you
can steer this thing to bring
you a roll
of toilet paper how is it
opened a
bathroom door and then you
don't have to
worry and get up and embarrass
yourself
it's
right now to balance itself see
it has a
self-balancing technology boom
there it
is so it can handle its own
weight it
can handle the way to the
toilet paper
it works a little bit like a
Segway no
it works exactly like a Segway
which is
technology from 15 years ago it
connects
to your phone via bluetooth
well you can
remote control it to go where
you want
which you know is to you on the
toilet
because you need the toilet
paper you're
not gonna be able to buy this
for a
little bit still it's cute it's
very
enthusiastic it's already
spinning its
wheels again and it's gonna
bring you
and what you need the most at
that
moment when you need it the most
just in time shit paper that's
right
everybody I'm so dismayed by
this so
dismayed this is this what has
happened
remember the good old days
you're beat
now know how to report on every
show and
more stuff like this it's so
sad ok I
think I saw some folding
screens ok whoo
that's so crazy I tell you I
can fold my
screen I got a flip phone but
this now
impressive would be you got to
take a
dump the thing rolls up right
underneath
you just poop into a hole on
top and it
rolls away and done that's
impressive
not something that you have to
steer
with your Bluetooth connected
phone to
navigate through your house
just get up
like everybody else
this clench and go get it
yeah of course this this robot
will also
never go into production
because once
again and what is Charmin doing
at CES
and I think there's room for
innovation
in publicity and CBS
Interactive yeah I
think there's room for
innovation in the
in the toilet paper arena but
this is
not it
I've never liked Charmin I've
always
thought it was too slippery oh
I'd like
Shawn that's my favorite
I'm oh you never try if you
want to try
type it which you'll rarely
find but if
you can ever find it it's it's
from
Zellerbach and it's called z ze
gel
Urbach hold on
Zeller buck yeah big paper
company but
they make a toilet paper called
just ZZ
e that stuff's unbelievable now
what is
the what is the what are the
unbelievable benefits of the
product
it's just it's like a cleaning
machine
it's um but it just works like
a champ
it's just fabulous
just I don't want to go into
the details
I know you'd know I do find it
interesting let's see this has
there
been around for a long time
this is 1950
okay I can't play that one I
should hear
it now it's it's it's not gonna
work
this is a hey I've never heard
of Z but
they've been around for a long
time is
that the is that the forever is
that the
toilet paper your mom was
afraid the
Chinese were buying up no no
she's never
seen Z she just whatever the
Chinese
were buying she'd she'd buy
that but it
could have been anything
yes my mom was always fearful
when she
went to the store and she saw a
bunch of
Chinese mind tore the paper she
figured
the end was near
so she tore the paper and she
could
afford at the time now you can
buy some
you can buy it online I'll try
some I'm
always in for a better
experience is
available online yes
oh yeah get some to see what
you think
cases that's ludicrous by the
way I
guess how bad things have gotten
every wonder what's wrong with
the
country that's what would you
just said
there is what's wrong with the
country
or a toilet paper online yes
really the
worst a case a case is the 37
dollars
you get 240 rolls that you get
a one
roll somehow I'll get one don't
worry
and please do not send it to
the PIO box
is very confusing for the
postal workers
mail what's the up to say
something oh
boy I can't believe you brought
that up
because there are new jingles
for the
Department of Homeland
Security's see
something say something
campaign now for
those of you who have not been
a part of
the the value for value network
for a
while
years and years and years ago
when the
MTA the Manhattan Transit
Authority
introduced and copyrighted the
if you
see something say something
slogan we
immediately had a jingle for
them made
by the genius sir Jeff Smith
and we have
been trying to get them to use
this for
years this is what it is
totally catchy
all the kids get it it's it's
on message
it's easy to remember no
they've never
used it and now they're doing
the
stupidest thing ever
they're shortening the slogan
why why do
we ignore the things that give
us pause
that seem out of place that
don't feel
right the answer to why defines
who we
are
see something why do you say
something I
see safe for my friends for my
community
for my family for each other
because all
of this matters we all have
something
worth protecting so why do you
use these
things report suspicious
activity to
local authorities you see
something say
something so they've now short
shorten
this to see say like it's a new
verb
what do you see say that's dumb
thank you see say well I want
you to
play the jingle our jingle
again and
they remind people out there
that is
there it's there for the taking
I mean
we will gladly pass it along as
a public
service thank you money mm what
do you
think now that would be just
for Jeff
Smith alone but this is a
national
campaign now it'd be much more
but we'd
be happy if they use it for
free it's
just a suggestion
what do you see say him brother
yep
exactly
you
all right what else has
happened while
we were gone well um see I
think we had
some green New Deal stuff oh
yes oh I
have a clip I want you to just
play a
little attention to okay play
that
Snowden has got to go clip
Snowden has
got to go very latest on the
international standoff over NSA
leader
Edward Snowden he is still in
Moscow at
this hour
President Putin defined the
u.s. saying
the Russians will not turn him
over but
also telling Snowden publicly
it's time
to go ABC's chief investigative
correspondent Brian Ross has
been
tracking all of the very latest
good
morning Brian good morning man
with
Hooten told him it's time to go
yeah Wow
well
the thing about it is this is a
clip
from 2003 you bastard
it's time to go for it's really
time to
go now it's time to go hey it's
really
time to go man
okay green New Deal first of
all the
rains really started coming in
Australia
and we get no credit for it but
I'm
gonna take some of it because I
really
believe rain sticks work our
rain sticks
are highly tuned precision
instruments
we've been trained and how to
use them
they're not made just by some
you know
children gluing stuff together
in China
- made in Utah sacred grounds
by Sherry
Osbourne and it's working
granted our direction was a
little off
apparently a lot of our rain
stick
action hit Indonesia and didn't
quite
make it to the spots in
Australia that
were necessary but you saw
people
dancing in the rain I mean you
can call
it coincidence I'm calling it
rain stick
mrs. might think so too
I don't like to flip this thing
around
randomly it's uh it's actually
dangerous
well because you can get a lot
of rain
in the wrong in the wrong
places Daniel
by the way is 2013 neck tip not
20 2003
okay so anyway corrects me just
as good
as far as I'm concerned that's
seven
years ago well I'm gonna do the
same to
you then since you did that no
good if
you give me the clue I'm not
gonna tell
you when I'm gonna do it I'm
just gonna
do it all of a sudden oh you've
done it
before so now we have
confirmation that
nearly 200 people were arrested
across
Australia for deliberately
starting bush
fires these so-called fire bugs
the
arsonists I just got a video in
this
morning closed caption TV in
Australia
and there was an interesting
take on it
you see let me see what the
wonder what
was the me see if I can find
the exact
title of that order they title
that
brazen teen trio in Melton West
is from
the age so you see these three
kids who
I would say we're kind of greta
toon
barry age walking around
lighting an
entire the field on fire in
australia
and then running away and the
thing
catches fire very quickly oh
yeah you've
got to wonder i hadn't
considered this
could some of the school strike
children
be so riled up by greta that
they feel
to propagate the danger of
climate
change point to prove a point
that they
have to help light some fires
do you
think that's Paula I think
absolutely I
I've always thought two things
one you
have the environmental nut jobs
and you
disick lose the tree huggers
that guys
who spiked trees that there's a
bunch of
them there earth first groups
yeah and
then there's the terrorist
possibility
too which is why wouldn't the
terrorist
organization if they if there
is one I
just go around and light the
whole
country on fire
who else happened in the Civil
War they
had these Confederate spies had
moved
y'all snuck into New York and
they're
gonna burn down the whole town
they
almost did it they just
couldn't quite
get it done they here's their
lighting
hotels on fire here's a clip in
Australia unseasonally hot
temperatures
combined with strong winds to
fan the
flames of nearly 100 wildfires
and 36 of
the fires in New South Wales
the most
popular state in the country
were
burning out of control smoke
plumes
stretch for miles and even cast
an
orange haze over downtown Sydney
conditions are still too
intense to get
an accurate number of how many
homes
have been destroyed and that
was a clip
from 2013 just to let you know
that this
is nothing new but as you were
just
mentioning another clip this
time from
2012 dick the terror threat is
in an al
Qaeda newsletter online it says
forest
fires are easy to start and
hard to stop
the LOS Conchas fire near Los
Alamos
last year was New Mexico's
biggest ever
devouring everything in its
path it was
started by a tree falling into
a power
line but the state's Department
of
Homeland Security says that
just shows
how easy it would be for a
terrorist
with one match to cause
widespread
damage do you remember this
inspire
magazine
yeah the CIA publication these
threats
are threats and we are at war
still with
an enemy that is bent on
inflicting harm
on us those threats are in this
English
version al Qaeda newsletter
called
inspire it's surfaced recently
on the
Internet it calls on
sympathizers to
start wildfires giving them a
step-by-step how-to guide even
highlighting the American
Southwest is a
region ready to go up in flames
how come this has never brought
up again
I know the answer obviously I'm
being
facetious but is the answer it
was the
CIA magazine to start with it
was
bullcrap from the get-go yeah
but the
idea was valid the ideas valid
but how
come it's not brought up I
didn't hear
anyone talking about it I think
personally hmm
I think that it may actually
have
occurred I think some of the
fires in
California may have been
started that
way
not necessarily the newest ones
but the
problem is is that it doesn't
get the
message across it doesn't
create the
Terrorism message we're all
we're now we
have to be afraid of these
terrorists it
always drops back at the end
any smart
terrorist organization would
know this
it falls back to global warming
yes it's
like we set the whole country
on fire
and they don't even give us any
credit
they get if they blame global
warming
right it's it's definitely
crossing
crossing messages yeah so the
message
the messaging will not work
using that
technique even though it's new
works to
burn down a lot of stuff but it
always
falls back on a global warming
and it
may actually be a
counterintelligence
move to no say you knew that
this was
all done as in Australia in
particular
was done by either dumb kids
starting
stuff stuff on purpose or
terrorists but
the counter Ducote Intel
message would
be all glow up blaming that
global
warming we do not want to
encourage
people to lighten things up
right
I like warming now that yes now
I think
about it how many of those
California
fires might have been helped
along by
some overzealous kids who were
mind-controlled by the grete
message
could be all of them for all we
know
this thing for in Australia and
only
blame one or two on PG&E right
now I
hope they really look into
these kids in
Australia did they do more of
that were
there more kids doing it what
was what
is the motivation that seems a
very
likely thing to me seems likely
to me
too
I've been working on on our exit
strategy as always yes well
there is
something going on in Texas
which might
work for us I mean it's not
yeah it's it
would still mean work but we
could
certainly make a lot of money
if you're
interested well the work part
of its
kind of disconcerning here's
Shelby
County Texas Shelby County
Commissioners
plan to pay more than nine
thousand
dollars a month to a podcasting
company
to produce podcasts and market
it on the
internet whoa this contract is
so
outrageous that it just baffles
me why
we're doing this Shelby County
Commissioner Mick Wright is the
loan
commissioner who voted against
paying
the Kisuke Network almost a
hundred and
ten thousand dollars to produce
podcasts
for the Commission when you're
talking
about over a hundred thousand
dollars I
mean you could buy a small
fleet of
vehicles for that amount and
still do a
podcast the local i-team found
there are
cheaper options in town the OEM
network
operates out of the crosstown
concourse
here a podcast cost $300 for
the first
episode and a hundred dollars
per
episode after that o Am's
owner questions why the county
is even
paying for podcasts when it
video
streams its meetings and also
broadcast
them live on the radio the
owner of
Kisuke and didn't want to
comment for
this story but at the
Commission meeting
he explained the cost this way
we really
work with businesses and we
work with
government entities to make
sure that
they have a very high end
product it's
that easy there's a lot of
counties
every County listen we work
with a lot
of businesses and we ensure you
have a
high end quality product the
curry
dvorák podcast production
group i would
love to hear these high end
products
from this guy if they've
produced any
yet
shelby that would be funny I
should have
actually looked into that I'm
sorry
podcast
let's see Shelby County podcast
no
nothing yet
but it's it's something we could
consider 100 grand a year yeah
for just
one County for one kind of you
would do
a thousand counties boom we'll
just stay
on the on the podcasting tip
for a
moment thank you everybody who
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in a clip from the most recent
Family
Guy we've got to prove Lois is
innocent
that's right and a best way to
crack any
hype
profile crime case is to do a
podcast
before you have all effects
okay podcast
is poor sound quality and tons
of
commercials all right we've got
Lois
calling in from prison she's
only got
three minutes
you bet Lois my first question
is do you
get a good night's sleep well
if you get
a Casper mattress now you have
a hundred
days to decide if it's the right
mattress for you I don't have
time for
underwear that bunches up
that's why I
wear me undies perfect hanging
yourself
in your jail cell sounds like
you could
use blue apron you ever wanted
to
receive a vegetable in the mail
a you
need blue apron I'm like
obsessed with
the stir-fry Brian here likes
the
Moroccan beef i I have no
opinion on the
Moroccan beef Peter Brian this
is not
art this is commerce before I
go I need
a new lawyer this one made a
sexual pass
at me oh boy everyone knows
hiring is a
nightmare at least it was
before zip
recruit zip recruited we vastly
overestimate how many podcast
listeners
are in a position to hire
someone to no
agenda imagine all the people
who could
do with us oh yeah that'd be fun
and indeed we did have a few
people help
us out for sure 12:06 that
family guy is
so spot-on
yeah I could probably set and
have the
other dis staff probably
listens to
podcast and they hear of all
this crap
and they can't take it yeah
which is and
before we start into our value
for value
proposition I would like to
expand on
that that what you just heard
there yes
it's funny
I'd like the vast over
estimation of how
many people hire will people
listen to
podcast but above all that is
the
limited universe of advertising
and they
could have thrown in square
Squarespace
and because I was just
interviewed the
other day and that's why I
wanted to lay
this rap down for a second that
advert I
cannot you cannot monetize the
network
I've said this for a long time
and then
ending today's connected social
network
world
you can never get beyond these
types of
advertisers which really in
from a
business sense is such little
marginal
stuff if you want it's what
Spotify or
Pandora or whatever whatever
these
companies think they're gonna
own
podcasting they will have to get
automotive pharmaceutical
alcohol these
are the that's where the money
is
everything else is just margin
it's you
cannot survive on that as a
podcast
network podcast company sure
you can you
can get by with your podcast
but cancel
culture has brought us to this
point
where if someone just doesn't
like your
show doesn't like your opinion
they go
after your advertisers this
boat has
sailed it's done and it's gone
we saw
this a long time ago
fortuitously
because we may not be you know
being
pulling in joe rogan money but
we're
still on the air and very proud
of it
and i think the show is better
because
we've opened it up for the
listeners to
become the producers and
producers
produce in multiple ways and
one of them
is taking care of the financial
aspect i
like the idea of pharmaceuticals
watching some stuff yesterday
on the TV
s like they were in primetime
television
the pharmaceutical companies
have taken
over that - it's unbelievable
he was
like the new wasn't what kind
of you
know what kind of illness you
had you
might have by watching some
show you
just watch the show well yes I
have a
protip know I have a pro tip
here when
the ads come on I definitely
turn I mute
the sound because these ads
that are
talking about all these
horrible things
you can have
I believe the ads will give you
that
that Cuddy I written I'm not a
lot of
women and superstitious people
think
that - well thanks Jesus women
the old
women are not necessarily wrong
old
women are known to be the best
stock
pickers I'm just saying that if
you're
continuously barrage by these
horrible
things that you can that you
know that
apparently people have some of
a really
bad it's you know the rashes
and the and
the stomach stuff and then how
many
times that poor girl can't
perform with
the band because she's got a
poop I mean
I just don't want to hear it I
don't you
seen it you know who I'm
talking about
I I believe if you you're
infiltrated
with that it goes deep into
your psyche
before you know it you're
pooping
everywhere okay you can't do
this you
can poop but you're pooping all
the time
you can't prove it all the time
the show
yes you can't do the
performance so
anyway yes poor girl anyway
luckily we
don't have to deal with making
you sick
by playing ads about how we can
help you
get unsick if you're sick it
just it
makes you sick
we don't have any ads at all no
corporate interest which means
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remember we've
got the big the big Delray
Beach meetup
on the 21st of February which I
mean now
I think it's been straightened
out
there's nothing listed now
after seven
people organizing a meet-up now
that
nothing but it is happening and
it will
be up on No Agenda meetups calm
soon for
today though we have it's
probably
either underway or over by now
that
would be the Beirut Lebanon
meetup the
No Agenda tune man tour that is
Jesse
Coyne Nelson and hopefully some
of you
made it to the rabbit hole in
mock DC
Street Beirut Lebanon he will be
checking in later to let me
know for
sure Saturday Long Island has
meet up at
7:30 II see Andrew Grasso is
your host
meet at the st. James
restaurant and bar
7:30 also on Saturday oh is
this the new
time no that is the time then
next
Thursday they plan it on
Thursday so I
can't attend is the awesome
local 512
meetup that'll be it Doc's
backyard in
Sunset Valley I may try to what
time you
do it seven o'clock and they
drop by to
shoot you shoot over there yeah
7 p.m.
and this is worth it that
Saoirse our
lather up head off to the meet
up sir
Scott Baron out of the armory no
gendarmerie and his wife
Christine will
be hosting that next Friday the
Charlotte meetup number 2 7
o'clock at
the Sycamore brewing
establishment look
for the large crackpot and
buzzkill
heads and then there's a time
change for
next Saturday
as noted on my paper here
previously at
2 o'clock now at 5 o'clock this
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this is how
insane this is people are
organizing
these everywhere in the world
also on
next Saturday flight of the no
agenda
that will be Los Angeles two
o'clock PST
this will be held in FEMA
region 9 at
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LAX Leo
Bravo hosting that and just go
to oh
also next next Saturday will be
the
second stop of the no agenda
tune man
tour
that's Jesse coy Nelson he will
be in
the Amigo pub in Amman Jordan I
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here's an
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place to get to get that
together with
people new people you've never
met non
triggering conversation
amygdalas our
normal size and it everyone
seems to
have fun we've not had a fight
break out
at one of them yet yet yet
actually I
wanted to play
I had a gaff clip which they
completely
forgot
where are you I have a gaff
clip that I
completely you were playing the
gaffs
Trump gaffes yeah I have a gaff
clip
it's not Trump but I I wanted
to play
this because I feel bad I miss
this this
was on Fox News the president
making it
very clear that the suggestion
that was
kind of misfired from the
Pentagon
yesterday was actually not the
case at
all that the United States is
committed
to staying and protecting and
standing
with our Iraqi allies and the
soldiers
that we've trained there was
the feeling
on the ground about all of that
tonight
well look the Iranians have
been trying
to increase their foothold in
the Middle
East for some time now many
analysts in
the region describe the
possibility of
Americans being forced out of
Iraq as a
post humorous victory for custom
soleimani was killed last month
did you
hear it yeah post humorous you
think he
meant that the hell's that even
mean
right I think I meant to say to
humor
sake he meant to say posthumous
yeah
what came out post humorous you
don't
know he may be he may ever
really said
the word I don't know I mean I'm
reminded of words I used to say
wrong
you know chouse is a good
example as a
kid I would say Chou's instead
of chaos
pronounce it spelled chouse
it's just I
love chose a OS how is that how
would
any kid think that that's
pronounced
chaos yeah I asked you yeah I
hear you I
hear you well I have a note
from I want
to read from psycho Mike no sir
psycho
Mike Oh 96 mm-hmm this is an
important
note I TM the brown marmorated
stink bug
has been in Western Maryland
since the
mid socks first being found in
shipping
containers in Allentown
Pennsylvania in
1998 it is an epidemic and we
have had
it for years with thousands of
them
clinging to our brick houses in
the fall
and many getting in through the
crevices
there seems to be heavy years
and some
do not and some not so heavy
although
you'll always see them in the
fall
please note
do not vacuum them bad do not
smash or
excite them their stink
attracts more
stink bugs on the worst years
we keep a
medium-sized tote on the back
porch
filled with soapy water and
deposit live
bugs into it on light-years of
there is
less bugs we flushed them down
the
toilet although in California
that
probably isn't an option ha ha
ha I've
lived in the same house for 18
years on
sidling hill mountain and it's
only met
maybe 50 melon that or Dali's
is a
different topic but he hadn't
felt like
throwing it in and we've only
had maybe
one or two 50 mile-an-hour wind
storms a
year for the past two years we
get 50
mile-an-hour wind storms at
least 20
times a year this again I'm
thinking
weather machine twice this year
in fact
this happened all at once I've
never
heard an explanation for this
weather
pattern which I see is caused by
temperature swings that only
lasts a
couple of hours
ie it's in the 30s one minute
the
temperature will ramp over 60
in no time
and then be back down to 30
with huge
winds also may be related maybe
not I've
noticed sometimes dramatic
temperature
inversion happening quite
frequently
thank you for your courage from
psycho
Michael all right well that
Butler he
will see the pay attention is
somebody
wrote me a note complaining
that he was
listening to the show as we
were talking
about stink bugs and there was
a stink
bug on his desk yeah that we
actually
called the stink bug apparently
yeah
CNN settled their lawsuit with
Nick
Sandman this is one of the
Covington
Catholic high school kids
salmon suing a number of
mainstream
outlets including the
Washington Post
and CNN apparently they settled
with CNN
which is I think it's kind of
sad
because I would love to see you
know the
documents discovery and we
would get to
know a lot more about how CNN
works and
how these how they just allow
triggered
individuals to go and blame
whatever
they think is on their screen
on their
dementia a screen and we won't
know now
dementia b-string
dementia medium sorry I guess
you get
that right so there's nothing
more to
say about that I hope the kid
got a lot
of money
I hope so too Borden is now the
second
large US milk producer to file
for
bankruptcy and they cite the
nuts app
industry as the reason
well that's that's pathetic
well you're
the one that's always kind of
your beat
you're the one that's always
complaining
about this you know milk
substitute
products and yes there aren't
milk no
they're not they're nuts up
we've been
through this not goo no no I
think the
not slurry nut slurry is the
term yes
yeah that's interesting
no you know what happens if
milk could
just go away I guess or become a
specialty product it is it is
kind of
handy for the sexual food I
mean the
other stuff you know it's
questionable
some of this stuff's soy milk
for
example which is very popular
and it's
got to be bad for you it seems
to me
there's all these issues with
people
having all kinds of hormone
problems but
by either ingesting too much
soy there's
a lot of research on this
always gets
quashed definitely men
developing
breasts from the estrogen
effects of soy
mm-hmm not unusual and it's not
you know
what's what is food I mean food
of
humans of mammalians milk
dependence so
they get started in life I just
wanted
to hear you say the word milk I
just
love that I could when I saying
milk
again yeah but that's you know
it's the
Dutch word is also Emmy LK milk
yeah
that's where Cory came from
I could say milk but no more
just pops
now there will be a new source
for us to
to mine soon it will be the BNC
the
black News Channel
which will be launched
in February they intended to
launch
initially in November but they
changed
the according to this article
they
changed the date too for it to
coincide
with Black History Month which
is in
February which is easy to
remember
because it has the least amount
of days
and it's very cold which is I
got that
from bo2 remember Black History
Month
I'm excited about that I want
to see
what the what will a black news
channel
be more Trump hate why would it
be any
different than anything else
because one
of the co-founders is JC Watts
former
Republican congressman I don't
know
maybe not oh well maybe yeah
what's
what's kind of switched back
over to the
others to the dimension B side
so watts
and Bob brillante
it was mod early on teh sounds
like an
Italian to me he looks like he
looks
pretty Goomba looking at the
picture
yeah in an a they want to
attract
millennial viewers 98% of whom
have cell
phones he had more than two of
them okay
what's the point here you're
gonna put
the news on the cell phone
yeah but they well but they're
launching
the launching and on telethon a
cable
channel so no February 10th
I'll be
watching I'm excited something
new have
you followed any of those if
you go up
above beyond Pluto
well if you go past CNBC and
you know
all that stuff there's that
have you
seen cheddar
oh yeah cheddar well I mean
cheddar is
the father Susie doesn't newsy
it's kind
of like millennial news
terrible it's
very unprofessional yeah but
it's what
they're I think kids are
watching it I
don't think anyone's watching
and I
watch it I love cheddar oh
you're the
only one I love me some sugar
we've got
the two viewers today I want to
thank
Lauren Tyler Grayson and Eileen
who sent
to the keeper and I a fantastic
wedding
gift which was not necessary
but I got
it there was a huge box in the
p.o box
pens these spices are you
familiar with
this pen Z spices pnz ey s no
yeah you
think I know that
yeah you think you would but
it's it's a
box filled with just great
smelling
spices and different kinds of
salts and
some different peppers and I
mean it's
the biggest problem is I've my
spice
rack won't hold it so I have to
figure
out what to do with it but the
cooking
with the is your spice rack
you know it's it there's
probably 30
different spice bottles in this
in this
packs it's big ooh there's
anything
really obscure or then he
blends its
blends yeah it's mainly blends
and thank
you Jambo Joe who sent me and
what do
you say America I got one it's
send a
thank you to Jambo jury sent me
the same
thing you got this super mint
oil pour
now what you do it oh it's it's
some
bottle of oil yeah and what you
do is
you you swish it in your mouth
for three
minutes and it pulls all of the
dirt and
grime off of your teeth that
may not
that may still be there after
brushing
and if you do it for 20 minutes
you
don't even have to go to the
dentist for
a year it's fact it's true back
I try I
like this stuff
you tried it yeah of course
unless you
have to put it in your mouth
just a
little bit a little bit that
you fill
your mouth with oil just the
tip just a
little bit it's just a little
bit of oil
just take a swig like mouthwash
except
it's kind of disgusting because
is this
is it a shot glass full or less
less
less less much less that
quarter shot
glass half shot glass I just
did a
quarter between a quarter shot
yeah
quarter shot glass and you just
swish it
around and it's a mouth douche
it's
fantastic it's it pulls the
dirt and
stuff sure it does it's oil
pulling this
is not new it's under it's
actually a
very old concept it's a little
idea and
people didn't have toothbrushes
right
well maybe the toothbrush was
the start
of all the decay could be his
people God
knows nobody had to decay or
missing
teeth back in the 70s oh not at
all last
story for me which I think
there's some
confusion going on
or do I have it here yes I've
reported
on this a couple times but this
is the
first full report with the FBI
involved
now for the last week Michela
cops had
spotted a high-flying
nighttime mystery above her
rural
Northern Colorado home drones
sometimes a dozen or more with
wingspans
six feet wide the sky is lit up
with
Christmas lights basically
there's
lights and things flying all
over
sheriff's departments across
the border
area of three states have been
flooded
with similar reports since
mid-december
I think whomever is responsible
for it
will probably have a little bit
of
answering to do to the general
public
the military and local
companies have
denied responsibility there's
one
hovering over here
we waited with that Gulf until
the Sun
went down and the skies lit up
it's been
dark for about a half-hour and
we are
seeing drones all over the sky
they
appear as little twinkling
lights
sometimes there's just one but
in other
cases we've seen clusters of
six or more
tonight there are still more
questions
than answers and residents are
feeling
vulnerable it feels like an
invasion of
privacy almost and a new
development
late today one of the sheriff's
offices
says it is now looking for a
closed box
trailer with antenna or a large
suspicious van and is asking
anyone who
has seen it to call authorities
I find
this pretty interesting so it
was
Colorado now it's Nebraska yeah
something's up well there is
one other
thing which any theories out
there about
this no no I mean military
denies it
law enforcement denies it's
theirs I
don't know how people can
determine so
easily that the wingspan is six
feet
that's very difficult to do
that from
the ground possible you happen
to be
very you need really need to
know your
drones and your abs derry-o
what is it
I'd love to hear Mimi's theory
let's
call it she says it's Amazon
and ups
their mapping the area so they
can do
their drone deliveries
which is mapping drones
possibly but I
mean it's just a theory I don't
buy it
no I yeah I mean it would be
kind of
foolish for them with what
they're
trying to do to do that without
clearing
that space and that makes no
sense
there's no it's bull crap glad
we didn't
call her there is one other
thing that
can be at play as
Elon Musk now has his StarLink
satellites going into place I
think
there's he now has 120 or 180
of them in
in orbit low very low Earth
orbit and
they see really okay no he's
long it's
only a 60 of them I didn't know
there
was that many you know yeah
they've had
three launches it's 60 at a pop
and but
they what they do is they
communicate
amongst themselves with laser
and
because of this they're
obviously lit up
in the sky and if you look
there's a lot
of videos and pictures it's
this I mean
it's this complete almost
straight line
of all of these lights that are
just you
know going by passing overhead
he's already apparently sent to
tweet
from it because this is the
Internet
anywhere from space but there's
a couple
of things that are
controversial about
it and the biggest one is that
it's
messing up astrology the light
pollution
from these things astrology you
me
Astron astronomy I'm sorry yes
astronomy
the light pollution is screwing
up
experimentation is making it
impossible
during certain windows when
these things
fly over for astronomers to do
whatever
they're doing I've kind of find
it
creepy myself he plans to have
I think
12,000 ultimately I net he kind
of
and
people are now starting to
question how
Tesla automobiles will be
involved in
this because the StarLink
system while
it will work great if you're
stationary
and have you put a little box
outside
and it'll receive and transmit
but in
order for that to work
ubiquitous lis around come
wherever you
are you'll need ground stations
and
there's some evidence pointing
to the to
the to Tesla vehicles being
used as a
StarLink downlink and ground
station
which is kind of a cool idea
but you
know I don't think everyone's
happy that
he's gonna be using their
vehicles for
it
yeah I didn't buy a card so he
could use
it as a base station yeah but
it's kind
of crazy when you think about
it he's
gonna have 12,000 of those
little sub
and they're not even that
little I think
they're a couple feet the size
when did
they start plummeting to earth
it would
be quite pretty well he says
that or he
or whoever the spokes hole is
for for
Starlin says that 95% of the
side light
burns up when it when it
departs orbit
so you we won't get any the
only 5% of
the junk will fall on our heads
but that
is fine but just the idea that
there's
all these lights in the sky
I mean you know
it's my sky - well apparently
it's not
your sky chump just find it
interesting
this elites can do whatever
they want so
I have a four clip clip glitch
if you
don't mind
holy crap I wasn't prepared for
this
well yes I think this is a
grand idea
this will be it then this is
how we're
gonna get out of here okay clip
blitz I
need to set this line of
scrimmage okay
and I think a path think we are
ready
and then start start tick tock
ban tick
tock ban and the US Army ban on
a hugely
popular app the military banning
soldiers from using the Chinese
own
video app tick tock on
government-owned
phones calling it a security
concern
this after a similar move by
the Navy
earlier this month
Facebook's dropping deep fakes
Facebook is taking aim at deep
fakes the
site is now banning certain
types of
videos which have been
manipulated with
artificial intelligence to make
people
do or say something they didn't
the ban
would not affect parodies
satire or
clips edited to change the
order of
words earthquake state of
emergency in
Puerto Rico a 6.4 magnitude
tremor
leveling businesses and homes
damaging
schools this church completely
destroyed
the powerful earthquake killing
73 year
old Nelson Martinez old wall had
collapsed on his bed emergency
crews now
dealing with the aftermath
hundreds now
in shelters many in tents
afraid to go
back inside
Delta Airlines more than 500
Delta
Airlines employees are suing
lands ends
the company that makes their
uniforms
alleging that the chemically
treated
fabrics in the uniform were
causing
migraines hair loss rashes and
other
medical issues most of the
workers suing
are flight attendants but they
also
include ramp and gate agents
and Sky
Club workers pilots not wear
the same
uniforms Lanza did not respond
to a
request for comment from CNN
Delta was
not named in the lawsuit but a
rep for
the airline says it's top
priority is
the safety of employees but it
defended
the uniforms saying they
underwent
rigorous testing and the airline
believes they're safe
well if you want to finish
something off
we can play an ISO from Donald
Trump
missiles okay our missiles are
big
powerful accurate lethal and
fast I have
some ISOs for end of show that
I'd like
to try that one's a little long
I have
this one
that one or this one yes
science that
one kind of like that one yeah
I like
that one
do you have any of you have any
other
ISOs to test not really now
that was um
okay but we're gonna use that
one then
that sounds like the way to go
that will
be it for our deconstruction
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have that
Larry show coming up with an
exclusive
interview with John McAfee if
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we've actually heard part of
that
yesterday so give that a shot
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we've got
Eric Colburn we've got Tom
Starkweather
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mofos and
such
we have seen him kill himself
they everybody go to Joe 303
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help me in this fight
thank you for inviting head
when into
Detroit found 60 black women
and they
trained them and his his
conclusion is
if you can shovel coal into a
furnace
you can coat they went out into
the
neighborhood stay from 54
happened to be
all women not painted color
with a few
exceptions just 24 24 to 50 you
need to
code my liberal friends
give me a break sisty black
women in
Detroit and they turned on the
sewer
can't doesn't get much more
intersectional than that not
even minors
will call into a furnace on a
maybe on
that train you can code code a
modern
game yeah they can punt the
Wumpus they
might be able to do that with a
little
bit of hard working some
science man
code code code he can't even
remember
his he can't remember his own
text code
let alone that he can clean
solving
three three foam whatsit Wampus
by the
way did we know what hump the
one hump
hump the Wampus
relax
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we're working with this believe
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everyone why am I seeing this
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that's a great question your
user uh
pretty much sucks we see more
passive
listening and passive
monitoring in our
own homes with the information
we have
accumulated on
we provided support to the Trump
campaign and he's been terrific
he may
be a globalist but I still like
him he
was calling those things that
was not as
though they were is what he was
doing
Dean yes yes seriously a
globalism no
question but there has never
been a
company quite like Amazon kin
to a game
of whack-a-mole goodbye and you
mofo
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