October 25th, 2018 • 3h 17m
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Adam
Curry Jhansi Devorah
this is your award-winning get
one
nation media assassination
episode 10
this is no agenda in the morning
everybody is no agenda in the
morning
I'm Adam curry where there's
one thing I
won't be doing for Halloween
and that's
wearing blackface I'm John C
Devorah Oh
disappointing your annual
moment to
shine what was they no really
do would
you normally put on blackface
for
Halloween and said I can't
believe
you're not gonna do that this
year
11 years of the best podcast in
the
universe congratulations spoof
congratulations John yes
fantastic
congratulations to everybody
everybody
who has worked on this show and
that's
pretty much everybody
I wish still have a lot of
number of
people who started listening to
show
from the beginning Oh quite a
few yeah
more than there should be
then they're still alive which
is the
cool thing yeah yeah but we you
know the
the producers of the show we
don't have
listeners we have producers
this is your
celebration you have done this
you have
taken us from a 20-minute show
with no
jingles no nonsense no
commercials no
agenda to three hours twice a
week on
Thursday filled with media
deconstruction that's quite a
path we've
taken yes we didn't start off
that way
that's for sure no and I have
to say
John this was discussed I
should mention
on the grow America show I
haven't heard
it yet I haven't heard it yet
you
discussed what though the the
evolution
of the the no agenda show yeah
uh-huh
and what was the conclusion
that we
started what was the conclusion
that we
with number one and worth 1080
and I
today I am so happy John more
now than
ever in our 11 year history
that you're
the one that opens up all the
mail
I'm just want to say and I
continue to
be appreciative of you hearing
that
story to tell your mails not
coming
through no no no no no we have
bit since
Monday the entire city of
Austin and
Austin proper with many of the
outlying
areas have been under a
mandatory water
boil male awareness yeah but
that's not
that's a little more impactful
than
you'd first think
um but yeah but the likes of
you you
just drink Perrier whose Grey
Poupon
yeah it's not so much about me
it's
about what the economic impact
of the
city is quite severe Monday
night so it
happened Monday the afternoon
they put
the the which means you cannot
drink the
water you cannot use it for
cooking you
can't use it for washing
produce now
there's also a ban on you know
there's
also water conservation
regulations in
place and we went out to dinner
with
with Ellen and Jesse this said
that
Tina's daughter who lives in
Austin her
boyfriend and already Monday
night it
was just a small restaurant the
east
side there was stuff that you
could not
get said you know we can we
can't do
anymore anything with
vegetables so
here's what we have on the menu
there
are many restaurants close now
just
close wash their vegetables you
can't
cook you can you can't take the
risk
because this is a contamination
risk
that someone gets sick in your
restaurant or would just get
sick in
your restaurant whether it was
your
fault or not no one can take
that risk
so they're just shutting it
down people
have no paychecks and there's no
Starbucks beer as a benefit but
here's
the problem our mayor mayor
Adler is a
douchebag you know and I know
he was
already on my crap list for his
you know
just letting scooters drive on
the
sidewalk people homeless people
sleeping
everywhere but something went
wrong and
they're not telling us the
whole story
because no point as anyone said
your
water is unsafe no because they
opened
up the the dams because of the
water has
been raining here for the past
two weeks
this is not the first time that
they've
opened up the dams and yes this
is the
Lower Colorado a lot yes it's
not the
first time this has happened so
something went wrong and
apparently all
this silt clogged up the works
and from
what I understand now although
no one
has admitted that you press
conferences
and I've been really trying and
we have
no press in Austin I guess the
Austin
Statesman was bought by some
whatever
outfit doesn't there's no
there's no one
porting on anything discus
people
rewriting press releases
there's no
reporting in Austin there was a
pressure
issue that's the only thing
they said
and that's why we have a
mandatory water
boil what I understand now from
not from
Austin officials or any
reporting here
is perhaps we had an influx of
silt
which clogged up the works
they lost pressure if the pipes
go below
I think it's 20 pounds per
square inches
and backs up then well the
worse then
the even little crack somewhere
in the
along the line contamination
could come
in I guess it's coliform and
that's well
first lash is bad actually you
know
about this stuff right you've
worked in
areas about this haven't you
yes okay
but coliform is not really the
problem
California coliform is is the
is the an
aspect of the test mechanism in
other
words you have coliform that
means
you've got problems right but
it's not
like you're gonna die from
coliform
poisoning okay but if you have
coliform
that means there's sewage in
them in the
line pretty much you see
they're not
telling us what happened
and last year 2017 the citizens
of
Austin elected for a 311
million dollar
bond elected for a 311 million
dollar
to create this fourth water
plant which
is really only our second
because they
close to its supposed to do 100
million
gallons a day by itself and
everything's
failing weirdo we're using more
water
than we're producing the silt
has
clogged everything up what is
silt
exactly and how does it in
since when
does it clog up stuff well you
know as
silt is not real is it just like
deposits like sandy salty
deposits it's
it's the fine particles of dirt
right
and that kinda forms like a you
know it
makes me a very nice mud and so
every
when it accumulates it becomes
a muddy
like substance so which it is
because I
silt and that can that could
then clog
up the I don't water
purification yes it
can it must be they have these
people
wouldn't be Buffalo in you they
keep
talking about
they're there they're public
servants
probably I would guess not a no
they
probably Democrats which means
that
they're honest people yeah
they're very
honest and they have an
election at a
run thing yeah and they have an
election
coming up in in 12 days but
here's
here's one theory they'll just
throw out
there because I thought it was
kind of
interesting because in the in
the past
what couple of months when I've
been
awake learning how to wake surf
for the
former New York banker um in
Lake Austin
I noticed we used to have all
kinds of
green stuff in the water and
you know
you'd be in the water and like
what's
that against my leg I'm not I
don't like
that in general
and it was it was a lot it was
a lot I
remember two or three years ago
it's
just tons of this stuff
everywhere and
it was clogging up engines and
all kinds
of stuff happening because it
and it's
just not a nice thing and
people swim
and water-ski there etc so the
geniuses
came up with the idea of
stocking Lake
Austin with grass carp and and
the last
time I went wake surfing I
remember
saying wow there's none of this
stuff in
the water anymore and yeah we
were a bit
by a fish you know we were we
were at
the pier having a beer and some
kids
were throwing like french fries
in the
water and these enormous carp
which
turns out of the researching it
about 40
50 pounds these things weigh
they've
eaten everything they've eaten
all the
green they've eaten all the
other fish
that's all that's left and I
think maybe
when they opened the flood the
dam this
water just rushed through Lake
Austin
there's nothing left to stop
the silt or
whatever they expected and it
just you
know expand just blew everything
downstream maybe that's what
happened
but any rate we're gonna be
under this
boil watch until the weekend
maybe
longer it could be a full week
could be
a month yeah this is Austin man
this is
not some shithole country yeah
you're
not in Senegal but we're
getting bored
no but now that you mention
that could
be poop in the water it's we're
getting
closer to San Francisco we got
everything we got the homeless
we got
this the electric scooter swoop
in your
water pooping
testing that's exactly what
coliform
testing would indicate yeah and
no one's
questioning anything is that
all you
hear is jokes you were doing
him here
like what like you just said
hahaha you
just drink Perrier all day
you'd be
amazed how often you interact
with water
on a daily basis in what you
thought of
the automatic movements you
have of well
just the splash of water and
your drink
a little from my hand after
brushing my
teeth oops there's a lot of
different
and help you that anyway well
I'm just
saying there's a lot of
different ways
you interact with water and
it's like
damn I appreciate it a little
bit more
though I appreciate it a little
bit more
well this is sounds like a
disaster it's
an economic disaster for sure
they said yesterday if it
doesn't rain
we may be able to lift the ban
at the
beginning of the weekend it
rained all
day yesterday so it's gonna go
through
the weekend it's gonna go into
the next
week I I don't know I'd like to
know
what do what just like a valve
is
stopped stuck open or something
went
wrong and then they're not
admitting it
that's the only I mean this is
how no
media there anymore so what are
you
gonna do you never find out that
probably the news to guys on
television
don't have enough oomph to be
able to
find out what's going on and
then
nobody's got any technical
expertise you
know all they have to do is
find some
sewage treatment guy who's an
engineer
and who knows cuz they gossip
amongst
themselves like every industry
does and
they tell you what's happening
but they
can't even find one of those
guys I
guess I think we must have one
in the
audience oh we we have several
who had
been I was tweeting with and
that's how
I understood the the pressure
issue
because that was one line in a
in some
interview somewhere the guy
said we
haven't got a pressure issue
and then I
understood okay so there's real
contamination danger if you
have a
pressure issue and at the same
time it's
also just conserve water because
something has broken somewhere
along the
line something went wrong it's
just not
it anyway so yes we drink
Perrier and
champagne all day we don't care
about
the water crisis but there's
there's no
restaurants or closing
restaurants bars
how about you know we have craft
breweries forget about it they
can't
brew their beer
all that stuff is closed well
they still
have beer in the tank
yeah but that'll be gone
yes it will
ship in your water yeah from
France
anyway so it's interesting
living under
this disaster finally something
bad
happened really bad
yeah I've heard I was reading
about I
was hoping you'd had some
information
you got nothing well I got you
what I
think is going on which is more
than
what they're reporting here and
no one's
interested they're reporting
here and no one's
there's just no one's
interested John
they don't care I got my bottle
it's not
Trump's fault not yet not yet I
working
on it I wouldn't put it past
mayor Adler
to come up with something like
that all
right come up with something
like that all
that I was again you're still
tweeting a
lot more than you used to which
is
pretty entertaining as you show
up in my
feet a lot yeah and I need more
followers you got plenty of
followers
really get none are you okay
man I mean
it's hard when you lose a gig
sometimes
you kind of fall into a black
hole uh
yeah I'm fine okay um it's fine
man I'm
fine man I'm okay just leave me
alone
you what talk about it yeah you
tweeted
you thought that the caravan
was the
biggest story of the moment
yeah and all
bunch of weirdos just a lot of
weirdos
on Twitter I'm probably gonna
have to
quit it eventually because the
number of
guys it's like yeah felt like
crap and
they did and you look this guy
with one
follower and he obviously just
joined
last week all right and maybe
he's got
50 accounts and the one
followers this
year they follow each other
yeah yeah
and it's like they're just in
there to
make commentary that is useless
and this
doesn't help and also if you
want more
followers by the way being on
Twitter a
lot you're right I probably
tweet 1/3
more than I used to and I'm
blocking X
you're just gonna say if you
want
followers quit blocking people
and
plugging like a madman okay
it's not
healthy you know this right is
you know
that Twitter can become a little
unhealthy activity I don't know
that oh
okay when you say by the way I
look at
these years and here's the
dilemma so
you got some jerk-off he says
something
stupid and you go you look good
I'm not
gonna respond the guy's got two
followers and he just joined
last week
he's got a picture of you know
Farrah
Fawcett as an avatar yes I'm
looking and
then I think follows you
I'm thinking she's if I block
this guy
lose another follower so I moot
him
Oh mute yes that's the way to
go you did
because the follower number is
very
important to you does that keep
your
checkmark status does Jack send
you an
email from time to time and say
hey keep
your keep your numbers that
otherwise
will take away your check mark
the yeah
the other thing is I didn't
notice this
because I've been muting you
can mute
entire conversations as mute
conversation you get these
arguments
going bad man yeah
and the worst part is you're in
an
argument where you're not even
in the
argument you're just CC that
you're like
one of the guys that the ads so
you get
I don't want to be listening to
these
two guys going at each other
you can hit
mute conversation takes the
whole thing
off your string fantastic what a
discovery yeah I'm learning a
lot yes I
can tell I can tell so I think
the big
news actually is not to care of
it I
think it's the the speed yes
I'm very
confused by this because they
seem to
sometimes move 500 miles a day
according
to news reports and the same
recycled
drone footage of the of the
bridge and
all these tight shots tight
shots of
people sitting down and that's
when
they're interviewed because
apparently
then they're not moving they're
just
hanging out and it's this is I
this
reeks of wagged the dog type
television
production with some
professional
elements but otherwise who the
hell
knows what I'm looking at
doesn't look
like a caravan I mean I don't
know it
could be stock footage from
Europe for
all I know I really don't know
what this
is the only person I've seen
on-site in
the tightest shot ever was
Jorge Ramos
from universe from Univision he
was he
did CNN and he did I think he
did frat
boy CNN and he did I think he
did frat
Tucker like we need a nickname
for him
the only way I could come up
with frat
boy Chuck frat boy Tucker
I like that nickname yeah frat
boy
Tucker he looks totally like a
frat boy
by the way I saw an interview
he didn't
need to because he's promoting
his book
he would did an interview with
Adam
Corolla and if you can find
this it's
pretty easy to YouTube I have
to say
first of all I I've never been
a fan of
Adam Carolla I like him very
much
I thought it's very funny and
various
dude thought it's very funny
and various
very intelligent in this
interview
Tucker on the other hand frat
boy Tucker
he reminds me of Christopher
Buckley and
Christopher Buckley was married
to my
cousin Lucy that's William F
Buckley
'he's a junior son yeah and
this was the
guy who famously said of you
with your
internet no one's going to want
to read
the news on the computer another
insightful observation from the
Buckley
family and he later late he's
20 years
later said well you were right
about
that but that's exactly it Fred
for
Tucker has this is it it's
Emilio thing
from Washington and he's very
likable
but it's this millio thing
where within
three sentences always like and
that's
the meaning of life come on is
easy
don't you understand what sees
us it
always ends that way and like
he has
figured it all out and just the
other
people don't know what it is
yet and you
and really is apparent in this
interview
so it's worth watching anyway
was I
talking about oh yes right
Jorge Ramos
would be because the everybody
in the
Latin American recognizes him
and so
they will get behind him and
jump up and
down and put you know ears on
his head
and all that sort of thing so
they they
have to keep it tight yeah but
that's my
guess that's not showing you a
caravan
that's just showing him amidst
a few
would look like professional
refugee
tents with a couple people
walking by
I'm I just don't know what to
believe is
gone from two and a half to
seven to
three to fourteen thousand now
come on
show me this for real I'm just
not
seeing it I'm not I'm not so
sure and I
if it's now the whole thing has
to be a
Republican GOP some some
strategist
Banyon Roger stone I don't know
someone
came up with that and it was
perfect
it's perfect the timings perfect
they got people being shuttled
around on
flat beds it makes nothing but
since and
in the cynical world that I
live in the
minute these phony baloney clock
boy-type dildo
bomb show up like okay that's
your
that's your answer
okay Democrats very funny
that's that
that is the way I see it today
yeah well
I'm not gonna argue on any of
these
points it could be the dildos
were sent
around by the Democrats and the
caravan
could be by the Republicans you
don't
know let me say let me tell you
what I
do know it's very unusual and
all in 11
years very unusual you get
immediate
pictures of the package and the
bomb and
close-ups with the clock still
operational and the wires
attached this
is very unusual
the dice if you cut too early
pictures
you do have Debbie
wasserman-schultz
addresses yes it's spelled
incorrectly
for the whole thing is just too
well
done let's let's go in this
let's talk
about the bombs with this
starting one
second if let's just say this
is some
left-wing Democrat you know
whatever
Soros I don't care who came up
with the
idea don't you think that if
you and I
were strategizing
all right here's we're gonna do
we're
gonna send these bombs gonna
make them
look this way and here's how
we're
actually gonna put stamps on
them we
won't actually mail them we'll
mail a
couple because we want those to
get
stopped by the Secret Service
but we
really got to make sure it
looks like
it's coming from some
Republican nutjob
I know will misspelled the Jew
s's name
because that's how they think
and men
will do a typo on Florida then
it
totally looks like it's coming
from some
redneck crazy guy Republican
be reasonable mm-hmm reasonable
let's go
bombs PBS rundown okay yeah
federal
agents are working tonight to
get to the
bottom of a rash of bombs up
and down
the East Coast the targets are
mainly
prominent Democrats as well as
CNN and
locations range from stop this
is the
part of the story that kind of
which is
a lie and everybody said it
there was
never a bomb sent to CNN they
sent one
to Brennan at CNN and that's
not where
he works it works at MSNBC so
they were
I mean if you want to count
that but
they make it sound as though
CNN was
some sort of a target did you
see the
Cuomo kid and Don Lemon outside
and
they're doing the back and
front hugging
each other stay safe brother
it's good
it's tough being a journalist
yeah they
totally put that shoe on like
it was
made for them no it was for
Brennan
anyway so let's finish that but
they day
they actually have that part of
the L
CNN vacating the place nobody
else did
that by the way but CNN did
they vacated
the premises and no Johnny when
you and
I were Zucker we would do the
same thing
you play this up this is
fantastic this
is rating targets are mainly
prominent
Democrats as well as CNN and
locations
range from New York to Florida
amnon of Oz begins our coverage
after a
string of explosive devices
were sent to
two former Democratic
presidents senior
officials and a high-profile
party donor
President Trump today pledged
actions he
promised the full resources of
the
government to bring to justice
those
responsible for what he called
despicable act in these times
we have to
unify we have to come together
and send
one very clear strong
unmistakable
message that acts or threats of
political violence of any kind
have no
place in the United States this
Reid
is so flat I'm so disappointed
in this I
mean this sounds so insincere
is that no
one telling him to play this oh
I have
the long version of this which
is a way
which is he I think he had to
do this
way to kind of twist the story
to kind
of blame the Democrats it's
lame you try
this your skip to this this is
the Trump
plea this is a book buck 57
hour 1
minute 57 seconds trump plea
regarding
bombs this is the whole this
whole spiel
is done in that same all right
let's
analyze it let's analyze the
federal
government is conducting an
aggressive
investigation and we will find
those
responsible and we will bring
them to
justice and we will bring them
to
hopefully very quickly any acts
or
threats of political violence
are an
attack on our democracy itself
no nation
can succeed that tolerates
violence or
the threat of violence as a
method of
political intimidation coercion
or
control we all know that such
conduct
must be fiercely opposed and
firmly
prosecuted lately what he tends
to he'll
say something and then yeah
this is one
of his persuasion things he says
something and then he backs
himself up
with being the chorus AG like a
Greek
chorus saying we all know that
I think
that doughnuts are good we all
know that
we all like doughnuts right
what is
darkness or coffee is even
better what
all love God or one of these
what is
also true is doughnuts are
fantastic yes
another way of doing it as a
way also be
for free this is he's giving a
speech in
front this one of his rallies
so it it's
it is which is where yeah which
is where
I would have expected him do a
little
better than this
coercion or control we all know
they
such conduct must be fiercely
opposed
and firmly prosecuted we want
all sides
to come together in peace and
harmony we
can do it we can do it we can
do it
it'll happen
more broadly there's much we
can do to
bring our nation together for
example
those engaged in the political
arena
must stop treating political
opponents
as being morally defective I
have to do
that I have to do they have to
say that
that's what they're doing - may
have to
do it the language of moral
condemnation
and destructive routine these
are
arguments and disagreements
that have to
stop no one should carelessly
compare
political opponents to
historical
villains woohoo
stop calling me and not say
she's done
often lurks and all the time
gotta stop
we should not mob people in
public
spaces or destroy public
property you
know you're right
you're so right I think he got
that
figured out it's one way to
settle our
disagreements it's called
peacefully at
the ballot box that's what we
want yeah
so he basically what his way of
calming
everybody down was saying hey
Democrats
stop calling us names
that is very that's it that is a
persuasive technique for sure
and you're
doing it with all his little
tricks hey
oh no come in the comet there's
a little
mumbling under the breath which
is
actually a sales pitch but he
does he
doesn't seem freaked out about
it so I
guess he knows it's Bogard up
as well
you know he's not freaked out
at all did
he get what he I was watching
his body
language recently and I'm sure
I finally
I noticed something interesting
when he
is like Burke or Sun or really
bothered
by something he crosses his
arms and if
you if you look at any of his
commentary
about Saudi Arabia he's sitting
in a
normally you know he's like in
his chair
leaning forward he's got it
he's not
behind the desk he's in the
chair
leaning forward so it doesn't
look like
he's fat but in this case all
of Saudi
Arabia chitchat his arms are
crossed and
tight and he's been giving his
opinions
about the Saudi Arabia
situation and
he's he's very annoyed I don't
think
he's annoyed unless he has his
arms
crossed you know they keep an
eye out
for that ted kaczynski of
course is this
rolling around in his cell
they're going
like what an idiot nothing
exploded this
makes no sense I'm referring to
the
Unabomber and I and I looked at
looked
at the at there's a presumption
here
that I just like to question
for a
moment I look at the list of
people we
have Democrats and one
intelligence
person not being Brennan so it
just so
this is clearly the deme bomber
I think
that would be the appropriate
name since
we're never gonna find out who
did this
it could it be that this is not
related
to the elections could it be
that this
is related to Saudi Arabia
being very
pissed off about all of mainly
Democrats
and John Brennan all calling for
suspension or severing of ties
between
the US and Saudi Arabia
I don't know that Brennan did
that no he
played pieces the long interview
well he's like well maybe I
don't
remember him they specifically
saying
that hey you let's play the
rest of this
and I have a couple of
follow-up clips
so you can you can drop out of
the PBS
or go down I know I need it
okay so what
are we playing that the rest of
the oh
you rested the Trump thinking
oh that
was it that was done that was
the end
well then we have I had to get
this this
was the bomber I got both the
Fran
Townsend we know her yes the
spook but
but we have I've been missing
him for I
don't know we haven't heard a
clip from
Jeff Pegues ah the poop man and
quite
some time but yet here is
multiple law
enforcement sources Sam I
nailed it
multiple multiples of multiple
law
enforcement sources multiple law
enforcement sources say one of
the bombs
consisted of PVC tubing and
used a
digital clock connected to a
small
battery as a possible trigger
device
pyrotechnic powder was the
explosive and
in order to cure pyrotechnic
powder you
mean it was like a flash pop it
was like
this stuff that you put in
firecrackers
flash pot keep it magnesium
yeah wait
glass was used as shrapnel
investigators
think whoever put the device
together
was trying to keep the weight
down so
that it could be put in a
mailbox
without having to appear at a
post
office for mailing Ron Hosko is
a former
assistant director of the FBI
what does
it say that they didn't explode
well it
may say that that they were
intercepted
prior to their ability to
explode it may
say that they were never
capable of
exploding even though they may
have had
black powder in them the six
packages
all consisting of a large manila
envelope with six American
forever flag
stands will now be analyzed at
the FBI
laboratory in Quantico Virginia
investigators will deconstruct
them
looking to trace the origin of
the
wiring and the other components
to see
where and when they may have
been
purchased and by whom on the
package
itself look for fingerprints and
potentially the suspects DNA if
the
stamps the suspects DNA if the
licked as they're gathering this
information all these
investigators how
does that information filter up
to the
top that information filter up
to the
what markings are on the
outside or on
the inside of a piece of end
cap to see
who's the manufacturer where is
that
product distributed is it
unique in some
way looking at the tape looking
at n
cuts on the tape if I tear
something off
and a piece of that tape is
left at my
on the subject at my house they
may be
able to match ends in police in
Los
Angeles are swarming the
central postal
facility there we're told
investigators
have discovered another
suspicious
package addressed to
congresswoman
Maxine Waters if it turns out
to be real
this would be the second
address the
waters and the seventh package
overall
yeah we yeah we haven't seen a
single
statement about the actual bomb
itself
which is interesting I'd like
to know
who did it work was it real
what was in
it what was the mechanism well
there is
a guy on Twitter who's a bomb
guy ah and
he said I got to go back get
his tweets
but he said this was bull crap
because
he says pipe bombs for one
thing never
have wires coming out of both
sides is
idiotic right and he went on
and on
about how these bombs were
phony he
thought they were all just
props props
props well well I did hunt
around
because you know most of these
did not
reach there and that this is
also
reported very by omission very
poorly
Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama they
never got those bombs they
never got the
envelopes they were stopped at
the
central processing which is
Secret
Service that handles and there
was a
pretty interesting interview on
NPR and
there was about you know this
this
screening of packages for
people under
federal protection by the
Secret Service
and there was a little thing in
here
that I thought was interesting
at the
end well so the the common
practice of
the Secret Service is to screen
mail at
an off-site location typically
and this
has been going on for the last
30 35
years where they have available
a number
of different sensors that detect
biosensors radiation
and other gas known gases and
in this
case if it so if it was a pipe
bomb
would have been easily detected
in an
x-ray machine or a trace
detection
machine on site that's just why
I was
gonna ask you if you could give
us a
picture of what that mail
sorting
process is like I mean when
Secret
Service agents sift through the
Daily
Mail how do they handle it in
case it
could explode or be toxic you
mentioned
an x-ray machine what else well
if it's
determined that it's of risk if
it's a
device that's suspicious
they have containers they also
have they
have container robots that will
come in
and actually look at the device
remotely
so that there's not a human
involved in
the examination process so it's
very
detailed the Secret Service
actually
goes through exercises where
their own
try to place devices that might
be at
risk and test the the the male
operation
24/7 that's what it sounds like
to me
this looks exactly like some
test thing
they want to send through let's
see if
they catch it
I like the way that yo he
pointed this
out before but the use of the
word
device yes
seems to be very nice device
before we
go to Fran let's go I figure
out we do
have a second half of that
Trump plea
this is where he is continuing
on this
spiel at the front of the large
audience
and he kind of really starts
twisting it
even more toward the Democrats
as part
of a larger national effort to
bridge
our divides and bring people
together
the media also has a
responsibility to
set a civil tone and to stop
the endless
hostility and constant negative
and
oftentimes false attacks and
stores have
to do it they've got to stop
this stuff
bring people together we're
just 13 days
away from a very very important
election
it's an election of monumental
just if
you look at it monumental
importance
isn't it wouldn't you say
monumental
importance there are dramatic
differences between our two
political
parties that we know it is
essential for
democracy to draw a sharp
contrast
between the two different
platforms put
before the American people and
we have a
chance to do that right now in
many
states and on November 6
we need more not less debate
about
policy issues in our country
but what we
cannot do is let our
disagreements about
matters of policy tear us apart
as a
country can't do that we must
accept the
verdicts of elections and
remember that
America's greatest achievements
have
always been those endeavors we
embarked
on together we have had great
great
achievements yes he could have
easily
said the same thing but done it
in a way
that got the crowd really
excited and no
one's excited there's an that
that was
that's what's wrong with the
picture
it's just wrong
no he's not that's what you
need for
everybody but you said worked
it into
his routine it's not party he's
I've
come to the conclusion that his
polished
routine which is what he does
normally
where he's you know
conversational
rather than sounds like he's
reading
which is what he's doing here I
just
don't think he's had time to
incorporate
this is all new
right is like you're given a
comedian
and a new look new lines like
and if
you've no watch we used to go
to there's
a place locally that on Tuesday
nights
would have a lot of the famous
local
comedians would come out and
Robin
Williams was there all the time
Dana
Carvey all these different
characters
and they come out to practice
their
material and Carvey I think
less so but
Robin would always come out
with a
yellow notepad and he just write
material from the notepad and
to get the
response and they was and it
was not
smooth it was not like it's
talking it
was like let me try this joke
and then
you start reading this is
basically
reading he's like reading jokes
even
though they were more
complicated I
think that's what's going on
here by the
way just thinking from a
strategy
standpoint it would probably
smug be
smarter you know and said well
what
we're seeing now is all the the
bomb is
all Trump's fault you know cuz
he said
Oh enemy of the people so
that's why it
was sent to CNN and he's a
really make
it that's a stretch the CNN
thing yeah
but they're pulling all the
stops out it
would be much smarter from a a
mission
perspective to blame this on
the Saudis
that's what everybody wants
that's the
big news we'll get to in a
minute
everyone wants Italy without the
Russians cut no no no no no the
Russians
it's now Saudis everything
everything
switched to that no that could
be but
let's get the frame I want to
because I
like let's get the frame but
before we
get to Fran do have a little
short
snippet I want I want you to
play it's
very short it's only nine
seconds but I
I wanted to see how fast you
are on the
draw okay
you should be able to figure it
out by
the name of the clip you know as
president is to protect and
defend and
uphold and defend the
Constitution of
the United States of America mr.
president Keep America
that's not what you do is what
we do now
hold on hold on hold on hold on
he gets
a firm and solid lies lies he
lies ashen
I hate that Fran Townsend
service
homeland security advisor to
President
George W Bush she is now senior
national
security analyst for CBS News
they knew
what they were doing enough to
make a
bomb Fran but certainly not in
a very
sophisticated way that's right
it's what
we're hearing from law
enforcement is
it's a crude device it would
have been
lethal if opened and detonated
but it's
not a standard recipe and so
what we're
hearing from law enforcement
sources is
this is an individual who
didn't go on
the internet and just pull down
a
standard al-qaeda recipe which
we've
seen before so he's left his own
signature right there's a
something
unique about the way this has
been put
together which will very much
be very
helpful to investigate but the
notion
that it's PVC and not metal and
so
potentially could get through a
metal
detector is is a little
frightening
that's right this is you
thought about
it he'll listen that's also the
reason
you have all the return
addresses being
debbie Wasserman Schultz to all
these
Democratic leaders thinking
that perhaps
it wouldn't be screened because
it was
familiar they would have
expected
something from her you think
that arrest
happens quickly in a case like
this I do
I think there'll be lots of
breaks this
is somebody who's who's made
plenty of
mistakes the wrong address to
Eric
Holder misspelling John
Brennan's name
John Brennan doesn't work at
CNN he
works at NBC and so this is
somebody
who's made plenty of mistakes
along the
way all the outside packages are
identical 6 6 stamps two tiers
printed
lables this is somebody who's
who's
likely left a lot of clues odd
but still
scary yeah Fran Townsend
amateur an
amateur I tell you amateur I
think it
what you know the possibility
mmm it was
debbie Wasserman Schultz all
along well
you know to be honest and I
know you
tweeted about it but they
really should
have gone to her first and said
let me
just check out what's going on
I mean
that just because she's debbie
Wasserman
Schultz doesn't absolve her
from any
possible she could be the
bomber wrong
well it's come you came from
her that's
what says
regardless I think your point
is valid
they should at least have said
hey you
know there was I don't know
that anyone
went to her right away
no I don't think so anyway this
this
whole thing is I don't think
they're
gonna find anybody I think this
will
just in unless they can paint
it on the
Saudis and therefore Trump
somehow they
get they could get they could
get him in
there may have Apache already
lined up
could be I mean it's possible
it's what
he is somebody pointed out that
when the
bomb team first cropped up cuz
I had
mentioned it six weeks ago yes
it was to
the day wasn't it that there is
a
six-week cycle underway once
again right
and to the day is when the
bombing thing
came up which indicates if it's
an FBI
deal that means they probably
have some
sucker already in custody who
was a
suspect yeah and another one of
these
guys was really dumb and you
know and
he's going to be the guy
they're gonna
pin it on uh and they probably
would had
him do what do you know
actually do the
bombs I mean it's possible let
me show
you how to do these bombs okay
yeah
first you wear these gloves and
he won't
touch anything and by the way I
thought
Jeff Pegues when he said they
can check
and see whether the stamps were
licked
what's the last time you let
your stamp
bought a stamp you had you late
with the
lake no I just bought stamps
the other
day yeah you don't you don't I
don't
have envelopes that you lick
anymore
yeah yeah so there's no stamps
to lick
there hasn't been formed I
don't know
how many years by the way went
to the
post office to buy stamps cuz
they got
some really cool stamps out -
yeah I got
the Elvis stamps the Elvis
stamps are
cooled well yeah the airmail
stamps are
the ones that are going fast
did you
find those they're done in an
old-fashioned style and they're
actually
huh raved and they will last
longer oh
they will fade like that Elvis
stamp
will you know I sent I sent my
my IRS
check to the Treasury yeah and
I only
had one stamp left and it was a
snake
and I'm like oh man I don't
feel I'm
gonna put this on there
someone's gonna
open this up with that asshole
putting a
snake stamp on it just you know
I just
had that feeling yeah I was
yeah that's
why I got the Elvis stamp
but the I was told because I
noticed
they're already talking about
making
because you know they've
scammed the US
Postal Service in the American
public
with the way they're doing their
everything nobody else in the
world has
to do this but they have to
prepay all
their retirement benefits and
so they
they're talking about the
dollar being a
dollar being the cost of a
stamp and
maybe within the next year Oh
screw it
we're just gonna jack it up to
a buck
you know I I was at the post
office I
just send a box off to
Christina and it
was an about it was only one
one person
one one woman was working there
and so
I'm chatting her up cuz you
know I just
you know I don't get out of the
house
much so I want some human
interaction
I'm ass tonight and I late this
I mean
you guys really always begin
with that
you guys really got screwed man
with
that pre-funding of your
pensions and
they bitch about you yeah so
immediately
the post office worker loves
you cuz
they all they all know it but
yeah
that's right and I said is this
your
uniform she said we just got new
uniforms they suck balls
they're so
horrible so they don't fit
right and
they do look horrible the US
Postal you
have a look at him the shirts
aren't are
no longer meant to be tucked in
they
just hang out they got you know
it's
like really trying to ruin the
pose yes
say you guys got a general you
got a
general do with the Federal
Express eggs
and anyway they put my post
woman said
I'd asked her about the stamp
increases
I said should I just be
stocking up on
these forever stamps because
they're
forever she says yeah you
should buy as
many as you can because when
the price
goes up is gonna be very hard
it's gonna
be hard to buy stamps
yeah so expense I'm gonna ask
for the
stamps that don't get don't get
cancelled when they go through
the
machine I'd like those stamps
please you
know like the ones that got
sent to
Brennan at CNN Oh
so anyways back to the original
premise
of you know this Caravan very
convenient
perfect Republican talking
point is wide
don't belong to parties because
this is
the asshole stuff that goes on
in these
in these outfits people become
just
horror these outfits people
become just
and so I think this whole
caravan thing
is exaggerated at best and
there's just
a lot of its imagery you know
we're not
really getting much else but
we're just
we're just not and then you
have maybe
this as the counterbalance like
oh you
know these guys are unhinged
they're
crazy you got to be against
Trump and
everybody he supports and so
then we
have this you know this Caravan
news
which is it's really well
here's Pompeyo
here's Pompeo setting the stage
as to
what we will and will not allow
a
migrant character of caravan is
violating Mexico's sovereignty
laws and
immigration procedures
president Trump
will not stand for this to
happen to the
United States to those who say
say this
is a hard-hearted stance let's
not
forget that the United States
is a
historically generous nation
when it
comes to immigration
we're 1 million people per year
are
granted permanent legal status
here in
the United States over 33
million people
total are currently here I
always love
the 33 name who have immigrated
to this
country to those who want to
come here
come here legally now let's
just stop
one second just so we all
understand if
you're of the opinion these are
people
who are being threatened where
their
their lives are being
threatened at home
they are fleeing this if Mexico
biz will
not have them they're fleeing
and
they're here for asylum okay we
have a
procedure for that you must go
to a port
of entry you may sit there for
a month
as well but that's the
procedure not
just going to the border and
saying I
request asylum that it's in it
there are
multiple ports you can go to
there's
ways to do it a lot easier ways
than
what they're trying to do right
now
illegal immigration is the
surest way to
obtain the better life you're
looking
for here in the United States
of America
from a security standpoint
there is no
proper accounting of who these
individuals in the caravan are
and this
poses an unacceptable security
risk to
the United States moreover many
of these
people are ripe targets for
human
traffickers and others who
would exploit
them we don't want that to
happen
I've spoken twice in the last
two two
days to my counterpart foreign
secretary
Peter gray we trust that
Mexico's
leaders know what the best
steps are to
resolve this situation and we
urge
timely action on their part the
United
States also has a message for
those who
are currently part of this
caravan or
any caravan which follows you
will not
be successful at getting into
the United
States illegally no matter what
I repeat
the caravan will not cross our
southern
border illegally under any
circumstances
if you seek to come here go
through the
normal refugee process if you
apply for
refugee status a permanent
solution is
possible in Mexico or in a
third country
but I can tell you with
certainty we are
determined did you hear that
you can
also request your Asylum status
in
Mexico let me just play that
back you
process if you apply for
refugee status
a permanent solution is
possible in
Mexico or in a third country
but I can
tell you what you can apply for
asylum
when you're in Mexico certainly
we are
determined that illegal entry
into the
United States from this Caravan
will not
be possible and just to show
you how how
this is being abused or used
for its
only purpose today what's in
martha
mccallum whoever's who's on
before
frat-boy Tucker's at martha
martha
mccallum No maybe yeah so
Martha is
going to be doing her show from
the
border with DHS secretary
Christian
Nielsen with DHS secretary
Christian
this is that is nothing but
political
this Caravan Juarez or San
Antonio for
some food I don't know what she
do as
she wants to get out of the
office but
then you read like yeah we know
Jenni's
your den you know Jenni yeah of
course
yeah so Jenni is a technology
reporters
we know her professionally
we've met
were there several times here's
what she
puts on Twitter that's right
I'm doing
Jenny's voice to a tee by the
way that's
right terrified white people
the brown
zombies are a thousand miles
from the
southern border and they're
coming to
mow your lawns wash your
cars harvest your crops pack
your pork
raise your kids mop your floors
vacuum
your office and pay taxes time
to flip
out like that is such a
tone-deaf
colour-blind thing to say well
it is
also extremely racist well it's
very
rate this is the old well if you
remember I which goes on the
view when
some one of the women on there
one of
the left wit left wingers it
was Jenny
would be I says who's gonna
clean our
toilets yeah this is like
unbelievably
like that's what that's what
we're
dealing we're just gonna get a
bunch of
immigrants you know who used to
clean
this before they're good for
cleaning
the toilets it used to be the
Irish the
Irish are doing that kind of
stuff this
when I hear a Jenny's your den
like this
and somehow it's there's this
elitist
attitude that we should be
really happy
these people want to come in to
do the
jobs we don't want to do and
have no
problem cleaning my own toilet I
actually find it somewhat
therapeutic in
an odd way it's it's placing
anyone who
was of a certain color into a
certain
position and and by hiring
someone to do
that to pack your pork you can
then say
help out the brown people look
I'm
putting them on the ladder to
success in
America aren't I good to see
them on the
ladder to the roof yes there's
something
really disturbing about it yeah
this is
fritz always bended and again
it flows
so easily from us so easily and
they
just they don't even understand
realities you were asking who's
helping
these people out or what is
going on and
I have seen it actually there's
one
video this it says subtitles
because
it's just a YouTube video from
someone
on their phone some lady going
through
her town saying well this is
what they
left cuz you wanna know where
was the
poop in the trash well it's in
that town
in Mexico and they said they
did they
just left - half-eaten food
rations
they'd none of the clothes that
people
collected and put out for the
for the
caravanners to use none of them
took any
of that so you know that's not
exactly
the the way you'd expect people
to
behave if they're on their way
to
freedom if they're on their way
to
but there's something else
that's going
on coming up why the UN raises
BBC
refugee agency has increased its
presence to help the migrant
caravan
that's heading towards the u.s.
from
Central America we think that
every
state should take any measure
that they
consider necessary to defend
their
border it but what we really
appeal is
like if you open the space to
the people
to open their territory to to
open the
right their Asylum system and
to the
people that they really are in
need of a
protection so the UN High
Commission on
asylum what is it the actual
High
Commission for Refugees is
helping this
Caravan and saying you should
let them
in the globalists appear to be
behind
this not just our own
globalists in
America but the ones that the
United
Nations the very New World
Order global
no nations no borders head
orders so are you stunned by
this I
think it should be discussed but
nobody's gonna discuss it
because the
globalist won't allow it
let's face it the globalists
have taken
over the media yes well and now
this
brought up a point that I
thought this
was Amy Goodman this was one of
the most
interesting clips and it's a
two-parter
because the second part is
funny to it I
and Ike and I would like to
deconstruct
it a little bit okay but the
first part
this is Trump Trump Trump
this is she goes nuts about
this this is
like the big scandal on laughs
Trump is
a nationalist yeah oh yeah I
got some
clips for that too all right
good good
good good play the Houston Texas
campaign rally for Republican
senator
Ted Cruz Monday evening
president Trump
declared that he's a
nationalist is a
person that wants the globe to
do well
frankly not caring about our
country so
much and you know what we can't
have
that you know they have a word
it sort
of became old-fashioned it's
called a
nationalist and I say really
we're not
supposed to use that word you
know what
I am I'm a nationalist okay
Trump's comments Monday aligned
with his
populist america-first rhetoric
through
the label of nationalists is
more often
associated with extreme
right-wing
ideology and fascist regimes
questioned
by reporters Tuesday Trump
denied the
term nationalists was used to
describe
racist movements saying he was
proud to
use it and that a quote should
be
brought back I thought that she
was
aghast at this because we can't
even use
the word because the word
implies all
kinds of other things oh yeah
and no no
actually this is what it is a
white
nationalist is like saying
white bread
you got bread by itself
nationalists by
itself but the moment you put
something
else in front of it which is
what we've
heard for the past three years
really if
you take the campaigning into
account
that the anchor of the word
nationalist
is now anchored into these
people's
heads for sure as white
nationalist yeah
it's a word trick which then
also goes
to white supremacists and of
course
Hitler oh they like to do this
sort of
thing not this second part of
this clip
he's got some it's got some
usage I
don't like and I'm gonna
explain why
okay and then it's also gonna
reveal
that pants believes that art
that
Venezuela's behind the witch I
said on a
couple shows ago is behind the
caravan
of madness proud to use it and
that a
quote should be brought back
the wife of
white supremacist leader
Richard Spencer
playing the wrong clip well
it's number
two yeah yeah you're right this
is the
wrong series my fault okay this
I wanted
to do you have the other clip
you were
just talking about no no no I
want to
play this clip first because
this is I
just lost track of my my my
pairings
sorry lost track of my my my
pairings
like a fine wine with some
duck so we just talked about
white
nationalism white supremacy
white you
know I'm not done with that so
you
translate but this could this
clip now
so she just played that clip
yes and
what then what does she
transition into
right no other stories she goes
right
from the end of the Trump clip
with her
quote yes is right to this and
listen to
this to me a subtle creepy
propaganda
proud to use it and that a
quote should
be brought back the wife of
white
supremacist leader Richard
Spencer has
accused him of regularly
physically and
emotionally abusing her during
a very
dirty trick very dirty trick
well omma
this was on oh this is the
Cuomo kid
just just so you can laugh
Steve Cortez
who I think is brown by the way
he's a
Republican and they're talking
to each
like Ana Navarro's on I don't
have any
of her but just listen to him
say hey
this is just a nationalist does
not mean
Nazi or white supremacist
listen to what
the Cuomo kid evokes is that
just the
straight truth trumpet is a
nationalist
and with all that word carries
no no he
is a nationalist I am too but
you don't
understand what it does carry
when you
try to compare American
nationalism to
Nazis for example you're
incredibly
mistaken because the Nazis
their their
perverted nationalism was about
racial
purity it was about blood and
soil
American nationalism which by
the way
defeated Nazism American
nationalism is
about shared ideals it's about a
constitution that's not nothing
to do
with race for example yes it is
well by
the way you don't get Chris to
just
decide nobody made you CEO of
the
English language you know
better than to
me you know better than Jordan
you know
what that is yes I do yeah
don't you
know who George Orwell is
now George Orwell is he's
determines the
word nationalists
god I think that's what words
like yup
Trump is like 1984 man he's
like the
pigs it's the pigs man I have a
long
clip but we stop it whenever we
want but
it's Nicole Wallace
and her band of people on MSNBC
yesterday that I and I cut all
kinds of
unimportant stuff out and it's
still
just minutes of of just insanity
unhinged stuff would you like
to play
along oh yeah
today he doubled down on being a
nationalist he is and the
tweets you put
up earlier from barber caster
right this
is a little bit of an evolution
for him
this is phrased as evolution I
mean
first he didn't really want to
embrace
it and a key moment was
actually after
the exes hollywood tape i think
some of
us would cover the campaign
would
remember it so a week or so
later he
gave a speech in um in florida
i believe
and it was the one where he was
a real
screed against globalist
institutions
that afterwards was a lot of
chryses her
middle name semitic and that's
sort of
it felt it felt anti-semitic
came to
tone that he followed through
the stress
run as a campaign says the non
Jew and
has now kept sense he's
obviously
withdrawn from a number of
international
agreements it is very much a
you know
America first more than that
just sort
of like you know America first
and last
the biggest only to be
self-interests
not perhaps honoring what
country's role
around the world has been now
in the
Oval Office just now we saw him
splitting hairs a little bit
like he
tried to suggest that he didn't
even he
wasn't even aware of the
negative
connotations of that term you
doesn't
know anything about history
Baker do you
think he knows that some of the
great
nationalists of all time
included off
Hitler I mean every dictator
pleaded for
their constituents beginning we
call
them that their subjects in the
in the
case of Idi Amin and others we
just
brought an IDI I mean this is
new
Idi Amin was he a nationalist
not that I
knows the dictator run by the
CIA wasn't
he well this wasn't excuse but
bring in
Idi Amin is know you sort of
hearkened
to their nationalist impulses
well you
know I think what he there's a
reason
why other presidents don't use
the
phrase nationalist in the sky
themselves
they use a safer term Patriot
right
patriotism is something that we
most
mostly people can agree on as a
safe
politically is a more unifying
were the
nationalist nationalist I know I
disagree nationalist I know I
don't you think the word
Patriot has
also been completely tainted
down into
racist to say I'm a patriot it
can be
did I think you're getting you
say that
I think it's not your I says I
don't
think you can still stand up
and say I'm
a patriot because you're here
oh yeah
public obviously as you say is
freedom
through history but we've seen
with this
president before that he
doesn't care
what history says if he likes
me not he
not no do you think pounding
you think
he has any idea the history of
World War
two no and Nazism you think it
came for
a cut from a call for
nationalism well
let's look at let's look at the
phrase
presence of America first which
we just
talked about it mean the
America first
he might not have known first
was
associated with the pre-world
War two
isolationist and Nazi
sympathizers but
clearly he learned that at some
point
along the way but just they
just can't
stop it's like he doesn't know
the
history of World War two he
does know
the history of Hitler he
doesn't know
the history he doesn't know
history
history didn't matter to him
because it
were conveyed what he wants to
convey
similarly with the phrase enemy
of the
people right he uses that
against some
of us it doesn't may not have
known at
first that was you notice how
they just
slipped out in he uses that
against some
of us know no fake news
different is by
Stalin as part of the mass
murders but
certainly by now must know that
somebody
must have told him that he must
have
read that someplace doesn't
matter but
it conveys what he wants to
convey he
doesn't care if history you
know conveys
the meaning with these words or
maybe he
does and it's it's okay with
him because
the message he's trying to get
out is
one that says he more than
anybody else
is standing up for the United
States and
it resonates with the crowd
last night
in Houston I was there they
loved it
they G they booed the word
globalist
they cheered the word
nationalist when
he said I'm a nationalist they
chanted
USA us
this is a galvanizing language
for his
core supporters going into a
midterm
election two weeks from now I
watch The
History Channel to know that
they
cheered at Hitler too I mean
isn't
divorced from capacity to cheer
a crowd
it doesn't make it right it
doesn't make
an American and it doesn't mean
that
Donald Trump isn't totally
ignorant of
the history of the word
nationalism
Donald Trump doesn't rounding
this one
point he's ignorant no what
he's doing
he's like it moron he hasn't
never
doesn't know what nationalism
means
isn't divorced from the
capacity to
cheer a crowd it doesn't make
it right
it doesn't make an American and
it
doesn't mean that Donald Trump
isn't
totally ignorant of the history
of the
word nationalism Donald Trump
doesn't
read books from Donald Trump
studying
the history of Nazism or Charles
Lindbergh for any of Charles
Lindbergh
why are we bringing Charles
Lindbergh in
now this is awesome no idea I
mean
Lindbergh was a nuts Nazi
sympathizer
yes for World War two in the
mid 30s so
maybe that's the reason they're
bringing
him in I don't know just like a
call
back that nobody cares about
for some
reason they just throwing that
stuff
does you know Neil Sedaka is
these other
hateful trans donkeys that's a
good line
by the way going into the
midterms he
understands that the base that
got him
elected in 2016 is still the
base he
needs now and that is
predominantly
white it's predominantly male
and it's
non college educated and he's
doing in
other words dumb Fox racist
obviously
let me just defend dog whistles
they're
silent these are loud let me
read this
to you before where's the
Washington
Post greg sargent writes what
would make
his claim controversial as if
Trump
actually meant racial
nationalists which
of course is exactly what he
did Mean
Joe no he said he said I'm not a
globalist and now they're just
taking
this and this is a lie by
claiming to be
breaking a taboo but using this
particular n-word
from the N word there we go
basically
confirm that without saying it
out loud
you on board with that analysis
Donna
well I think that's exactly
right and
some people have described this
she's
great she's the last one the
undertone
it's not it is the tone I mean
the
President of the United States
the only
thing that was the child is
wrong
missing from that speech in
Houston last
night was the tiki torches and
the
khakis United States
understands what he
believes he needs to turn out
his bass
he's using that it's xenophobic
it's
racist and you know that
coupled with
the caravans and even the
defense of
Brett Kavanaugh the beleaguered
white
man under assault by the rest
of America
all of these players to what
sincerely
believes is a way that his
voters are
gonna turn out and it is the
worst
possible thing and so the
president is
doing this on purpose and I
think we
shouldn't get you know fooled
into
thinking well maybe he doesn't
understand what he said he
understood
full well what he said and he
meant it
yeah use the n-word that Hitler
Wow this
bad man I made deals with the
devil
that's right deals with the
devil
comeuppance that is the worst I
mean I
can't give it up no I don't why
I would
refuse I would reject it
because it's
just so offensive it's so
offensive as
drivel but yet the CNN should
be ashamed
of itself for putting MSNBC Oh
what am I
thinking yeah I mean I'd listen
to this
all day I mean that's that's
really my
NBC has well NBC and we should
mention
the core of course like because
there
isn't think I want to read I
don't have
any clips although I could get
plenty of
him was is the Miz the megyn
kelly thing
yes was is the Miz the megyn
kelly thing
now she's NBC this is very very
cool now
what happened with megyn kelly
and if
you've been watching my tweets
when I
first saw the first article
come out
because he she had gone on her
show and
said you know she naively did
this but I
can I kind of understand it
from her
perspective you know when I was
a little
girl and you know she's was one
of those
he's a cute little girls that
could do
anything nobody gave a crap
mm-hmm you
could wear a black face and go
trick-or-treating and I don't
see what
the big deal is and she has no
you know
she's the one who was you know
she's
just dick told her off on the
show and
we can get some clips from but
I can
show more than that on the
Sunday do
have some not on today's rundown
um but Jay said no you know
this is bad
you gotta apologize what
well she apologized this is
acknowledge
eyes but that would then it
wasn't good
enough an L Roker who was I
think a hit
man for the for the network oh
sure came
out and said now it's the
apology is not
good enough it wasn't this it
wasn't
sleeper that I wish I could
have heard
that within and I'll get these
clips
yeah and then he she came out
in repel
just again with the damn near
crying and
then they condemned her for
having fake
tears and all this other stuff
which is
we go she's a woman and they're
ganging
up on they've been waiting to
take her
down this was already they had
the
paperwork ready they were just
waiting
for a moment and if you're
doing a live
talk show of that moments gonna
come oh
it comes a lot but most of time
things
get it gets ignored or you get
out of it
I mean you know with
Letterman's a good
example but they didn't want
her and so
I watched the articles come a
variety
just was lambasting her with
editorials
and they lived varieties nearly
a stooge
for the for the network but
Megan cab
this is CNN opinion piece at
ran on MS
and Microsoft Megyn Kelly's
blackface
comments show her true face by
Roxanne
Jones and then this is
interesting did
I'm gonna read you the first two
paragraphs sometimes I'm sorry
just
doesn't cut it a hard lesson
that NBC
Today Show host megyn kelly now
understands reportedly Kelly's
morning
show megyn kelly today may be
canceled
according to CNN sources and
variety
reports Kelly who never really
seemed
like a good fit for NBC this is
the this
is the part that always cracks
me up
this is that and anyone who's
worked in
a company has seen this
in many forms but it's always
the it's
always takes the same form you
got an
employee the guys at kick-ass
sales guy
or he does something really just
spectacular and he's everybody
likes him
some happens either someone
gets fired
then in all the meetings the
guy was
never any good I fit in didn't
fit in
we're glad to get rid of up it
was a and
he see this work I said wait a
minute
you guys love this guy a month
ago but
now you hate him and it's just
like a
corporate thing you have to do
this I
guess it makes you it makes the
mechanism work better yeah cuz
otherwise
people would say why don't you
get rid
of bill please no good oh she
never she
never really found her footing
at the
network now did she
you got a man she never really
found her
footing she was doing fine
Kelly you
never seem to be a good fit
this woman
writes for the NBC Morning Show
overplayed her popularity
earlier this
week when she passionately know
passionately demanded people
who don
black costumes for Halloween
and that is
she was I saw the segment she's
not
talking about black traditional
blackface with the exaggerated
red lips
and all that that is not what
she was
talking about but she used the
term no
that's all that happened all
she did was
use the term she's and then it
goes on a
thing that most Americans
understand is
definitely not okay unless their
intention is to offend I don't
know that
it is okay to offended the
Minister this
makes no sense this article
quote but
what is racist Kelly asked on
her show
because you do get in trouble
if you are
a white person who puts on
blackface on
Halloween or a black person who
puts on
white face for Halloween back
when I was
a kid that was okay as long as
you were
dressing up like a character
then it
appears that you can't even
discuss it
no even though you may be
discussing it
from a screwball perspective
which
wasn't right or it wasn't right
by
today's politically correct
standards it
would have been right in the
50s or the
60s have been right in the 50s
or the
she looks like kind of like a
50s
character but they were
looking for something was a
trapdoor she
fell into it now they were just
laying
in wait and no matter what she
did her
first apology was no good
according to
Roker her second apology was a
fake
apology with fake tears
according to
these other people and it's
just now
she's done she is going to be
off the
air within a week the way it's
going
they'd have wasted no time of
fast
tracking her and I think she
already got
a subtle Bolivian I think the
news is
out 69 million dollar
settlement to
leave 69 million dollar
settlement to
should take it starting take it
and
start a podcast
Conan got like NBC does this
and he is a
screwed up company for throwing
money
away like this NBC I think it
was 80
million cuz when Coolatta
moment the
Tonight Show and then they
bounced him
out because Leno wanted to the
show back
that was sucker by the way
before he
went to CNN you know sucker is
running
the place that he had this
bright idea
of doing Leno show at 10
o'clock during
primetime bumping off Law &
Order and
all the dramas and putting Leno
on every
night at 10:00 wasn't working
out is
killing their ratings almost the
network's never recovered the
Glenna
wants to go back to the Tonight
Show big
have to fire Conan who has
promised the
show they give him 80 million
dollars to
go away and I mean what the
kind of did
was these guys there's a
terribly run
company no the Comcast owns
them now I
don't know how Comcast puts up
with this
the management at NBC it's
beyond me
well the good news is now
there's a slot
open for the return of Matt
Lauer and
with that I'd like to thank you
for your
courage the man who put the C
and clean
my toilet John Seymour ass well
in the
morning to you
Adam curry also all in the
morning to
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feet on the air subs in the
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but we'll
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they did
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it's a it's
a you interrupted it was a
celebrity
shit yeah now we just you you
took over
mid-sentence and it was ok I
was just
like God you said something
interesting
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I'm
wondering what the Grey Poupon
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it's not all that great but
it's I'll
tell at a different time it's
where it's
a showbiz story it involves show
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as I write this but I will stop
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I love no agenda I don't
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sorry
about the column John but most
tech
writing is shit now anyway your
show
messed up my podcast listening
I used to
listen to dumb stuff like her
idea cast
and career tools but I only
have so much
podcast time as my commute is
short
ironically you mentioned the
old Agnew's
hospital that closed my house
this is
the mental hospital I talked
about yeah
my house is now on the old
Agnew's
hospital land
it's called river mark and it's
a
master-planned community that is
actually walkable with safe
with a safe
way dry cleaning restaurants
and a
credit union there's a Wells
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you
blame Trump blame Trump just
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termination or appreciate yes I
can't
stop I was so upset
by the lack of compassion our
president
has for the caravan and then
that he has
incited all this violence with
bombs I'm
sorry I must have temporarily
lost my
mind but I'm seeing someone and
I think
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week of the
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you can find some way to show
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had pointed whatever you did
wrong that
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that was
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out that
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two months
nobody said not enough about
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may have
a please have an L Sharpton
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computer science professor from
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ruined our network
infrastructure will
be with mass flooding and more
frequent
storms which providers are at
higher
risk really like the watch
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I'm like you know I'm not gonna
go to
hole it was much closer Whole
Foods is
close by I'm gonna go to h-e-b
and we
have a real ghetto h-e-b which
I kind of
enjoy its way south on old Torf
and I was already I'm like I'm
gonna
make scallops for dinner and
with the
risotto never done in risotto
is my
first risotto I'm very excited
what are
you doing you said why I'm not
a big
risotto fan that's not nice
it's kind of soupy rice making
a risotto
got everything I go to the fish
counter
for the scallops because of the
water
boil no ice no fish no scallops
no
nothing I race off to piano
like a real
Texas h-e-b or any of these
beasts is
another chain I've seen down
there that
are just big supermarkets that
are kind
of like appeal to the locals
that know
how to cook yep they're
fantastic stores
they got all kinds of stuff
you'll not
get it Whole Foods absolutely
true and
at a fraction of the price yeah
cheaper
and and people are much happier
and just
there's a whole much better
experience
but I did have to go to Whole
Foods they
- they only had they actually
had some
scallops still out they were
they can't
put any more fish produce out
it's done
no more fish products they
can't keep it
they can't ship it
so we'll be eating beef
barbecue well
maybe it's just a little plot
to get you
back on the meat wagon yeah we
usually
have sushi on Thursday nights I
don't
think that's gonna happen ain't
happening I don't think so in a
hoity-toity the Austin sushi
bar she
barchi sushi is famous in
Austin I don't
eat sushi anywhere if you're
not within
10 miles of an ocean coast just
the
habit of mine it's just there's
a belief
of mine hey you know what you
are banned
from coming to Austin okay
you're banned well not so with
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speaking of adoration just cuz
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and there's something wrong
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you can't go 10 feet without an
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watch I
love you too thank you all
you're a
rockstar you too thank you all
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last time we
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hello 1980s stars a look of
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Oh Riko cassock he has a Ric
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like this a few things from my
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I'm
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that being said they're mostly
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don't have
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homes regardless of Beto you
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that's actually pretty funny
okay have a
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so much money oh it's 33
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Donald
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deals with
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waiting for one
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probably got more than to it
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I'm sure I came to Hawaii where
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Oh a bet they are this is a
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most of
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know
anything to break the bird he
is an
outstanding product yeah it
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it's at folds a real deal it's
not like
a cheap piece not like just a
filter to
make your water taste better
right which
is what I use I use zero water
I think
is the best tasting water this
is your
water in there you refrigerate
it it is
absolutely delicious much
better than
ambien and much better than
risotto
risotto and much better than
risotto
you got us keep stirring it you
know I
know it takes a little aber
intensive
there is a shortcut methodology
that
actually works I've seen it but
something that one of these
British
chefs dreamed up and yeah you
got to do
it the official way keep adding
the
liquid keep adding stirring all
right
John forget it I'm not making
risotto in
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ball that's
right stirring my risotto to
really
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to that okay we had what before
we waste
up yeah I'm stopping you know
okay okay
now you're gonna be stirring
this this
our Borah rice or whatever they
break
the right buddies that right
rice
correct abour fishes yeah that
stuff
that Italian especially should
be from
Italy yes and then you're gonna
need
some very good parmesan yes
they have
very good parmesan you just
have think
oh I have parmesan willow sends
me
parmesan several times a year
fro from
Italy oh yeah oh yeah you
poopoo you're
not tasting my risotto ever I
don't care
okay tasting my risotto ever I
don't care
I wouldn't mind tasting never
did
parmesan she sends you she
probably send
you some if you're nice to me
maybe if I mean to you should
say your
relationship shot yes do you
have more -
well yeah you know that Oh God
yeah
please stir it and stir it and
stir it
endlessly this is not the idea
of
cooking to me it's the idea of
agony
there's so many other route to
both the
French and the Italians to be
honest
about do not know how to cook
rice the
Iranians are the people who have
affected how to cook rice okay
I am neither I'm done I'm you
okay bones
connected to the anklebone and
the ankle
bones connected to the shin
bone and the
shin bones connected to the
knee bone
and the knee bones connected to
the
thigh bone yep he's all
together looks
like that's khashoggi we have
the
official pronunciation we've
been trying
to figure this out now we're
here yes
wait oh we have the official
pronounce
it a pronoun pronunciation of
Khashoggi
you said Jamarcus - G was could
Jamal
Kikuchi Jamarcus - casue G
there you go
Jamal cashew G is now the
official and
no agenda pronunciation of the
name even
though I asked is still on the
air
Jamarcus - G and so the
official way to
pronounce it is Jamal ha Scheck
schecky no come Jim out jamal
kai-shek
gee that's the official way
okay I want
you to pronounce it that way
from now on
I want to do Sharpton's way
okay jemelle
gosh after the keshavjee
kai-shek Yuji Kuroiwa shogi
versus Yoshi
it's not now your mom kai-shek
you
tomorrow suji Seiji okay
doesn't really
matter suji Seiji okay doesn't
really
hey there's a lot going on as I
predicted now the world is
starting to
come into action now we're
seeing the
real players behind this Angela
Merkel
I'm looking at hers as part of
propagating this trying to cut
the
Saudis out of everything and
and air
Dhawan is he is loving this he
has now
become the central figure in
the Middle
East where he really had no
power
against the Crown Prince so
look at
who's now all of a sudden his
friend
we've got of course Iran and at
the day
of a border they've been very
you know
that's 30 percent of of people
in Turkey
are Iranian and as the of a huge
proportion of the Turks in Iran
Qatar
who there they are bailing out
the
Turkish economy they just put
15 billion
they hate Saudi or else audio
being
Eights them too and then Syria
and with
this comes Putin and the
Russians and
there's and this is beautiful
because
who is the central switching
station for
all the pipelines that we've
been
looking at it's Turkey you want
to get
into into Europe you you can go
through
Turkey with Iranian oil with
Russian oil
this and he is he's DS loving
this he
now and that's why he's coming
up with
all kinds of fantastical
stories and
there is a technicality here
that I was
incorrect about I thought that
embassy
ground is sovereign territory
it's not
and I've been corrected by many
people
and there's when while they go
bust in
and grab Julian Assange the
answer me
that well first of all here's
here's
here's an interesting rub
the host country is completely
responsible for the safety of
the
embassy and anyone in it so
technically
the Turks are responsible for
whatever
happened to Hasek G Jamel Hasek
G they
cannot enter the embassy
without head of
mission permission which they
did
receive so just I'm just saying
that a
crime committed that would be
acceptable
in Saudi Arabia done in the
embassy in
Turkey is not although I don't
know what
they do in Turkey they made
behead
people just not that not as
openly as
Saud the Saudis do that is
punishable by
the laws of the host country so
that's
that's just a town we have it
that's
just a technicality
let's let me see I'm going to
start
because a lot of people started
coming
out and talking about this I
would say
we stick with air21 for a
second this is
france24 ID when made no
reference to
alleged audio and video
recordings of
the murder which has been
mentioned in
the Turkish press instead
putting their
onus on the Saudis to provide
answers as
to who had ordered the
assassination and
asking that they identify the
alleged
local collaborator who said to
have
disposed of cash or G's body
the Turkish
president thought carefully
saying that
he believed King Salman was
sincere when
he denied knowledge of the
murder but
making no direct mention of his
regional
rival influential Crown Prince
Turkey
expert Dorothy Schmid and told
france24
that Arwen's speech shows his
main
concern is a domestic audience
showing
that he has trust in the in the
king
himself to put things in a
different way
with his son to arrange the
power
relationship inside the house
of Saudis
this is this is an internal
matter was
before for the Saudis to do so
but what
matters for one more is to show
that
he's the master in Turkey also
and that
the sovereignty of Turkey has
to be
respected sovereignty of Turkey
has to be
pressure on the kingdom other
ones that
there would be an independent
target
investigation into the incident
adding
that the eighteen suspects
should be
fried in Turkish courts so my
takeaway
from this clip is that air
Dhawan is
calling for a form of regime
change
saying hey I get along with the
king
fine but you know this mofo
this kid
here he is this is he's got to
get out
of there which everyone wants
because
right now he is speaking on
behalf of
Sunni Muslims and all in the
Middle East
I think Trump is a bit on board
with
this here's a short clip of him
it was
carried out poorly and the
cover-up was
one of the worst in the history
of
cover-ups he's an expert on
cover-ups
just think it's odd huh gone
bad deal
should have never been thought
of
somebody really messed up and
they had
the worst cover-up ever and
word should
have stopped is that the deal
stand what
when they thought about it
because
whoever thought of that idea I
think is
in big trouble
so there's Trump trying to cuz
I'm sure
he was really caught off guard
with this
he is trying to deflect and say
well
whoever came up with it that
guy's in
big trouble not the Saudis we
shouldn't
be blocking that because we got
two men
this is all dependent upon his
his real
deals with the Saudis for
petrodollar
maintenance although he wants
it the
price of oil to be lower also
the
biggest deal ever that he wants
to
complete the Palestine Israel
two-state
solution and this got this is so
important they're so off caught
off
guard that Jared Kushner came
out and
did an interview of with of all
people
Van Jones
on CNN this is a rare moment
when you
hear the cush bird speaking
you're going
to try to get to the facts do
you trust
the Saudis to investigate
themselves I
mean it seems like NBS is like
the prime
suspect he's also the prime
investigator
I mean do you trust the Saudis
to sort
this out
yeah like I said I mean we're
getting
facts in from multiple places
and then
once those facts come in the
Secretary
of State will will will work
with our
national security team to help
us
determine what we want to
believe and
what we think is credible on
what we
help us with what we want to
believe
think is is not credible even
even Trump
says there's like deception and
lies I
mean you I mean you do you see
anything
that it seems deceptive I see
things
that are deceptive every day I
see them
in the Middle East I see them in
Washington so again I think
that we have
our eyes wide open I think that
again
the president is focused on
what's good
for America what are our
strategic
interests you know where do we
share
interests with other countries
let's
work towards those but yeah
every day we
deal with people who are trying
to
deceive us in different ways
but our job
is to see through it but also
to stay
focused on what's best for the
American
people and the president's fully
committed to doing that
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah but
he's in
trouble because he's big good
friends
with the MBS mr. bonesaw
back to France 24 this is
Mauritius
Rackham's southern is taka I do
not like
this woman she's Dutch she's a
member of
European Parliament she's from
the d66
party in the Netherlands the
reason I
don't like her well first of
all the d66
party a bunch of just
wishy-washy white
milquetoast I guess but she's
all she
seems to do cuz I'm I checked
the
tweeters she's only on Twitter
all day
commenting on Trump and dissing
the just
disputing and and not even
reading
articles just translating the
headlines
and this is an outrage crazy
why do
Americans put up with him and
I'm like
go do some business in the
European
Parliament and she is and she
is telling
us exactly what's happening the
continuation of what has been
called for
in the US Congress the
Magnitsky Act she
may even reference it directly
here
but if not it's exactly what
they're
calling for so they can shut
off Saudi
Arabia and had their own little
deals
with Russia and with Iranian
oil they've
been working on it for months
if you
look at the irrational behavior
and lie
after lie after lie after lie
coming
from Riyadh over the past
couple of
weeks it is entirely
irresponsible to
sell war weapons to this
country and
she's talking about EU selling
war
weapons the French and the
Brits big big
discussion about this not just
our deal
but there's lots of deals it
turns out a
lot of stuff these authorities
and I
think that it is very good that
Chancellor Merkel has taken the
lead and
I would have preferred to see
an eu-wide
embargo which is something that
we have
called for in the European
Parliament
repeatedly already especially
in the
context of the war in Yemen so
I hope
again we will reach a turning
point here
and we'll see more rational
behavior and
at least we will we will cease
to export
instability to Saudi Arabia and
a weapon
embargo but also an embargo on
selling
surveillance equipment with
which
dissidents and journalists are
being
tracked and traced in the
kingdom is
also absolutely appropriate and
then
lastly we would also call for
human
rights sanctions meaning that
those
individuals who were
responsible for
this brutal murder will be
individually
held to account these events we
can see
asset freezes so that there's
no more
you know fun time shopping in
Paris or
putting yachts in Nice or
children in
good European universities
there have to
be consequences for the
individuals that
are responsible and the
impunity with
which violations have been
taken place
human rights violations that
were
serious before this murder for
a very
long time it has to stop no more
shopping trips to Paris
no more yachts in in in French
harbors I
wish I could make fun of her
accent but
it's actually pretty good
can't do it with her so that's
the plan
and Merkel is leading it Merkel
best
friends with Putin they were in
East
Germany together at the same
time this
is not our friend and she is
really
working very hard to
effectively ruin
the petro dollar I think that
is the
ultimate plan they want Iranian
oyel anything they can get from
Russia
sell it all to china they'd
love to have
it in Euro denomination and I
think
Trump is screwed on this I do
not see
how he gets out of it
well MBS is already
backpedaling to an
extremely do you have a copy of
his
speech that he gave nd no I
don't have
that I do have it oh good do
you have a
clip or just a copy of this is
no this
is a MBS makes statement this
was on PBS
ran this over the weekend
yesterday
Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince
declared
today that the murder of
journalist
Jamal khashoggi was a heinous
crime and
he promised justice Mohammed
bin Salman
addressed an investment
conference in
Riyadh it was his first public
statement
since the Saudis acknowledge
that
Khashoggi was killed at their
consulate
in Istanbul Turkey and
suspicions have
been raised that the prince
might have
known about the plot we know
that many
are trying to use this painful
thing to
drive a wedge between Saudi
Arabia and
Turkey this wedge will not
happen and we
will prove to the world that
the two
governments are cooperating to
see that
all perpetrators are taken to
court and
justice will be seen in the end
yeah
he's gone I'm gonna tell you
this guy
will be gone there will be a
new Crown
Prince appointed he is out he
is out he
is done he is gone he has
screwed it up
big time
he's done
rule anymore and I don't think
I think
that Merkel and Putin by the
way sir
gene was away he came back and
he said
that he listened to the the
so-called
press conference where Putin was
slamming Americas at the end of
our days
the Empire is dying
and sir Jean said actually it's
really
complimentary about Trump it's
not like
that at all if you listen to it
in
context see I haven't gotten a
full
translation but this isn't it's
not it's
not surprising to the public
here and of
course we have this little
tidbit which
if you think she's she's on a
Nancy Drew
mission to solve crimes you got
another
thing coming Geena Haspel the
head of
the CIA is in Turkey today to
investigate Koosh oh geez
killing at the
Saudi consulate in Istanbul and
pr's
Greg Myers is here to tell us
more about
that visit welcome Greg so
we're all
here well she's got a very
significant
role in not only with her title
as head
of the CIA this is a place she
knows
really well we know she speaks
Turkish
in a rare speech recently she
said
Istanbul along with London are
two of
her favorite cities in the world
the CIA never says exactly where
somebody spent their undercover
days but
she clearly knows this place
she's a
player she knows how the how
things take
place there and remember the US
Turkey
and the Saudis are allies and
they're
conducting these sort of
separate
investigations but there's also
negotiations going on this is
probably
not likely to end so much in a
courtroom
as is in a political agreement
in some
sort of negotiation so that's
the key
thing I think to keep watching
yeah I'm
sure she's there just to
investigate
really she's there to lay down
the law
and try and set them straight
and I
don't think she has any of the
oomph it
takes to get anything done this
is a
bonanza and I really am curious
when the
president is going to get
serious about
it and address it because he is
losing
our shirt in this deal well he
hasn't
lost it yet yeah meanwhile pay
no
attention to the world
implications of
what is going on no no this is
what you
should be watching well we've
been
speaking to a number of sources
both
very well-placed sources within
the
investigation and also within
political
circles and they've been
telling us
separately first of all that
Jamarcus
Yogi's body parts have been
discovered
they had been cut up I
understand
there's some fairly grisly
detail about
how his face had been disfigured
somewhat there is a suggestion
I think
they like they use it as a
football and
kicked it around from the
second source
he is very very highly placed
as I say
within political circles and he
has
connections within the
prosecutor's
office that those body parts
were
discovered in the garden of the
consul
general yes we're just outside
the
property this the Consul
generals
property was part of a focus a
very big
focus of the forensic
investigators they
took some time to get in it
into it more
than two weeks later we
ourselves
witnessed some of those forensic
investigators examining the
garden we
know that they took soil
samples from
there and that they were trying
to match
DNA samples taken of Jamel GOG
with
samples that they collected
inside the
Consul generals residence
where's that
rapid DNA technology this
should be done
in at 20 minutes yet to prove
that this
is the guy that's buried in the
guys
backyard the guy that's buried
in the guys
oh yeah and apparently then now
there
are rumors that Jena CIA Jena
that she
heard or saw the tape that's
all of this
is propaganda however it just
came out
the European resolution
regarding the
killing of journalist Kamala
Jamal Jamel khashoggi shocked
gee I hate
it Jamel khashoggi shocked gee
I hate
um let me see Khashoggi forget
it okay
khashoggi here we go
German Chancellor stated that
Germany
would put arms exports to Saudi
Arabia
on hold so that's the first one
down
one of those resolutions which
is
completely mean can we condemn
let's see
condemns the Saudis Authority's
ongoing
harassment of human rights
defenders
activists lawyers journalists
clerics
writers and bloggers
how would podcasters EU put
podcasters
in there yeah both within and
outside
the country which undermines the
credibility of the reform
process of
Saudi Arabia let me see we urge
the EU
and its member states take
strong
position at the next Human
Rights
Council meeting and blah blah
blah
this is Justin so I'm just
reading it on
the fly supports drawing the
initiative
to create an EU global Human
Rights
sanctions regime okay the Dutch
authorities will organize that
well no
worries there calls on the
Saudi 30s
immediately and unconditionally
released
rife Badawi oh so they're
asking for
prisoners now smart smart
they're asking
for people to be released
that's pretty looks like typical
Parliament has no power it's
just a
resolution okay but what
angular Merkel
did and what may is now being
asked to
do and micron is to stop all
arms sales
that's gonna be very
complicated for
Trump to say no we're gonna
sell them
with all of our partners who are
actually our enemies in this
well
actually Canada says they're
gonna keep
selling stuff they don't care
well
they're not our enemies they're
right up
north now I do have two clips
left
unfortunately whatever
duplicates a lot
of what you just know I don't I
don't
mind this but this is from
Democracy Now
so it has a slant that's always
amusing
this is the some funny Khashoggi
information with Trump and this
is the
Trump assertion you already
played
President Trump spoke out
Tuesday on
journalist Jamaal khashoggi
she's murder
calling it the worst cover-up
ever they
had a very bad original concept
it was
carried out poorly wait what
does that
mean a bad original concept
what does
that mean well I think he said
he saw
the draft and he said this is
bad and
we're gonna kill this guy now
this is
another one of those instances
that you
played this earlier or at least
a the
same pretty much the same one
with his
arms crossed it's hot because
he's
pissed he's very angry yeah
they had a
very bad original concept
it was carried out poorly and
the
cover-up was one of the worst
in the
history of cover-ups it's very
simple
bad deal should have never been
thought
of bad deal I mean you got to
listen
with the guy saying deal for
what what
was the deal was there a deal
that
someone cut a deal what was the
tit-for-tat part of the deal
somebody really messed up on
Tuesday
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo
announced
the US will revoke the visas of
Saudi
operatives accused of
participating in
Khashoggi she's killing vampire
went on
to reaffirm the u.s. shared
strategic
interest with Saudi Arabia
echoing Trump's statements
about Saudi
Arabia as a strong ally to the
United
States meanwhile Turkish
investigators
have reportedly found several
suitcases
a laptop and clothing that may
be linked
to the murder in a car
belonging to the
Saudi consulate on Tuesday Sky
News
reported parts of Kakashi's
dismembered
body were found in the garden
of the
Saudi Consul generals Istanbul
home
though the reports remain
unconfirmed
yeah we just heard that report
and it
was very sketchy presents it
kind of as
all parts were found but I need
some
confirmation she's terrible but
which
i'll prove later this is the
part two
which has some information we
didn't get
this comes as a Reuters report
and two
saw it Al Qahtani
top aide for Mohammed bin
Salman the
crown prince claims he directed
Chris
Rock she's killing remotely via
Skype
instructing those and carrying
out push
oh geez interrogation and to
quote bring
me the head of the dog
meanwhile in
Riyadh the Saudi royal family
met with
Jamal Khashoggi she's family
including
his son releasing photos of the
highly
publicized event to the press
Sulekha
showed she appeared visibly
strained as
he shook the crown prince's hand
Jamal Khashoggi she's children
are
banned from leaving Saudi
Arabia now who
was it that apparently on skype
said
bring these and bring me the
dog's head
one of these would like the
sergeant-at-arms or someone any
one of
the assistants for one of the
military
assistance that guy's gonna
take you
here's what I think I don't
think this
guy MBS is going to go away the
way you
do I'm going to say that I
think he's
gonna stick around because they
really
don't have anybody else that
can run the
country but he what he has to
do he's
gonna have to grab all 15 of
those guys
who came in on the plane find
them
guilty of a rebel a rogue
applause I had
the guy find the guy who said
well it
was they beat him up and he
died during
the fight that guy yeah they
find him
they're gonna line them all up
and
either shoot him or hang them
all or
chop their heads off something
that he's
gonna say this is the this was
undone
this is nothing I wanted and
he's gonna
go on and on like that and he's
gonna
stick around and is gonna have
a bunch
of dead guys gonna run these
guys up
well if I supposed to do I
found all
these rogue guys around that
would be
that would be the strategy I
don't think
it's going to work and I I'm
happy with
having a different opinion I
let's put
it this way if he stays on then
maybe
we'll be okay if he's if there
is a
quote-unquote regime change and
he's
replaced or removed air21 takes
we
already have no power in Syria
this is a
complete turn of global events
that's
the way I see it and it's and I
don't
see anyone taking this seriously
anywhere well I think that some
people
are taking this er so you
wouldn't have
Gina oh yeah but I'm talking
about media
like m5m other media does is
we're
looking for some anti try don't
care
they giving us nothing they suck
yeah that's why we're doing
this show
that's why we have 11 years and
out of
the show because all we do is
point out
I mean the real point of the
shows were
not Trump apologist we just
point out
that the media is not doing its
job they
just they have an agenda that
somebody's
too and I don't know you know
for sure
who's behind the agenda but
somebody and
they're just pounding the
pavement for
the same I mean you played that
clip
earlier that MSNBC clip with
this
lunatic Nicole Wallace I mean
it was it
was embarrassing
yeah this is nothing news about
let me
play the two clips I have
Rahway are we
are we done with the I don't
know I I'm
cocky we done with the I don't
know I I'm
[Music] we done with the I
don't know I I'm
I think the sawing noise should
be a
little louder remix please
that's Abel
Kirby he says I was drunk when
I did it
the guy screaming with the song
on his
brother we have now I'm gonna
play some
stuff that is just filled with
propaganda and it's a shameful
Democracy
Now Amy Goodman is really an
embarrassment this is this is
this the
lashed out clip now she doesn't
say
Trump said this the some Trump
said that
she uses the term she likes to
use these
these loaded terms last I
collect them
cuz she says it all the time
Trump lashed out hmm president
Trump oh
sorry I'm sorry you could play
the act
up in everyone apart -
president Trump
lashed out again Tuesday at the
Central
American migrants our van
making its way
across Mexico toward the US
border
claiming Middle Eastern
terrorists had
infiltrated the group pressed
by a
reporter Trump admitted he had
no proof
to back his claim they say
happens all
the time from the Middle East
that's not even saying bad or
good but
some real bad ones but they
could very
well be there's no proof of
anything
there's no proof of anything
but they
could very well be there's no
proof of
anything very well be there's
no proof of
the president said okay so he
said it
twice and she reiterated it
they make it
clear I don't know what the
point of
that was no but it was just
that it was
kind of an offhanded say he
said he
didn't have any proof but he
said it
anyway I guess I'm not sure
what she was
getting at but this next clip
which is
the continuation she uses some
loaded
language here that I have to
call I have
to point out so people
understand when
they hear this word they will
pay
attention hear this word they
will pay
Vice President Mike Pence
claimed
Honduran President Juan Orlando
Hernandez had spoken to him
about the
caravan had spoken to him about
the
he told me that the caravan
that's now
making its way through Mexico
headed for
the southern border was
organized by
leftist organizations and
financed by
Venezuela now knows he caught
the word
but the word is at the
beginning and the
word was claimed claimed of
course
instead of saying Mike Pence
said oh
yeah he claimed that mean
automatic
stating it's not true the right
the
subtext of the word claimed is
always
the guy's a liar so they're
trying to no
this is subtle because this
people
aren't noticing this but there
there is
a lot of people like Amy and
other
so-called progressives that
think Trump
is gonna they think the
Democrats are
gonna win the house and that
Trump is
gonna get impeached yeah and
then pence
will be president yeah but they
got to
get rid they got to just start
taking
aim at pants because pence is
worse and
they gotta GIMP each him -
that's what
Maxine water says we're gonna
have pants
will impeach him - yes so what
so they
they're not gonna impeach being
an old
white man
they're not gonna impeach Trump
because
he's too much of a foil that
they give
up let's just set something
straight so
everyone understands this
impeachment is
a political process it does not
remove
the president from office it's
it's
basically Congress saying we
don't trust
you you're a douche you're
impeached it
doesn't remove him from office
the only
way they can do that is if they
have
three quarters of the Senate
which never
happened which will never have
the US
history and then the the idiot
Republicans are like yeah
that's great
impeach him then Pence is
president he
can have ikan appoint Trump as
his vice
president then resigned then
Trump is
president again hey I never
doing she
uses the word claimed and
people should
look out for this word when it
comes up
the proper word and the
journalistic
sent it says you don't you
never use
claims right unless you're
trying to
twist the meaning of that
you're trying
to float it up to make it sound
as
though the guys lying and it
and there's
no evidence that passes even a
fibber
little evidence that passes
even a fibber
liar but but keep an eye on
that when I
hear this sort of thing I
really galls
me because these people are on
TV
they're you know and there's a
lot of
progressives that listen they
missed the
word yeah but it goes right
into your
subconscious that the guy pants
claims
that he had a discussion with
the guy
what he didn't have a
discussion with a
guy if you think that prove he
didn't
have a discussion with the guy
go
contact the Honduras guy and
ask him if
he talked to pens and if he
says no I
never heard of the guy there
you got a
story you got something but no
just by
using the word claims a cheap
down it's
a dirty cheap muddy trick and
it's
disgusting and I'm gonna show
my food by
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Patrick oh boy that's foam boy
I'm sorry
sing of someone that's Noble it
was
never that bill no no you need
some
travel and jobs karma put you
at the end
Patrick Opel has a Ducati sir
kudu named
Ben huh good kitty he's still
he's the
guy who's the penetration guy
yes we
know him well you know better
than I do
yeh comes out here all everyone
services
penetrate the penetrate John
Kumar on
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Quist
swim Lee in Austin Texas and
he's got a
douche bag call out for
somebody says
numero uno please call out my
brother
Nick as a douche bag close may
call out
several times on the show Neil
is yet to
donate oh well then you don't
waste any
more douche bagging on him he's
not
gonna happen yeah we get we
can't he's
dead terminal douche bag so
forget it
what he wants to donate in his
name to
cleanse him of his douchiness
don't know
if that's a good that's not a
good idea
man that's a good that's not a
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go ahead Dame Patricia
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listener
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she's been around for questions
she's
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that
something that will wait she'll
tell us
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uh what 50 to 80 what's this is
this a
anything or why we have two
guys from
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that's very random hmm I think
it's
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Scott Nelson
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my birthday
I turned 39 and hung Kaiser's
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that's
interesting she's a former
member of the
MSM she used to work it
Reuters and CNN it I totally
get what
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for having
that guts to say it you've
helped me as
I continue to labor my way in
media LAN
and I wish you I could give you
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oh well des send us a note from
time to
time Stephanie let us know
what's
happening yeah I won't hurt yes
I see if
there's still I mean if you
still touch
base with the the m5 Emerson
it's
actually probably still working
in the
business I want to thank all
these folks
for supporting us in the 11th
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these
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people
rule yes my rule and a lot of
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congratulate us at the 11:11
level as
well $11 11 cents nice yes yeah
we got
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wishes all
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50 level
but we keep those we do not
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because that's where you go if
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yeah the subscriptions keep
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and thank you thank everybody
for 11
years it's a value for value
concept I
remember fondly I think it was
when did
we start asking for or really
start the
value for value model was that
the
second year first year I think
it was
early on it was late in the
furnace
Ernest I think I run earnest it
was all
it was always kinda it was
always an
earnest it wasn't it with any
we hadn't
developed the value have value
models
that was the problem we had we
hadn't
figured out what the value for
value
network and how the model works
we were
creating that on the fly I
remember I
was in New York on a business
trip and
you said hey I think this is
working
people actually you know liked
it and
they're supporting it
and I think that's when I said
okay
let's do this full-time I think
that's
when I ate my airplane it's
good story
what do you mean new history
yeah
the eating the airplane no the
eating
the airplane was true because
we weren't
doing that well isn't reason
you know it
took years it took years you
know yeah
it took probably two years
you ate the airplane for a lot
of
different reasons you're also
slightly
paranoid at the time no I had I
didn't
have the money I'd left me vo
is living
in Los Angeles they were paying
for
health care that's all I was
getting
from them yeah so I ate the
airline and
it was tasty flaps not so much
no the
flaps are always note you know
you
should have to really sauce
those up and
the point is this is a network
where
everybody can get out and you
should be
getting more out of it than you
put into
it so it could be just the
pleasure of
listening to the show having
meeting
other people with our meetups
but also
doing collaborating online
there's so
many different websites and
services
micro-services the people have
set up
from the art generator to any
other so
what is the the get what is the
the main
list I keep forgetting what it
is it's
the Gitmo list things called
the Gitmo
list and no agenda Gitmo list
if you
find that you see links to the
book club
and there's all kinds of stuff
and I'm
really proud of what everyone
has put
together and really appreciate
it and I
look forward to as long as you
know
another 11 years sure we'll go
as long
as as we physically can I guess
and
probably another 11 years
before you
ever do your Austin Meetup hey
thanks
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Ryan's put them an idiot that's
not
writing anything is Mike Reilly
one of
our top guys our current owners
together
did the bone saw yes Mike
Riley's gonna
be 43 oh yeah happy birthday
Mike on
this is gonna be it's like
either as you
say I think was Monday okay
well good so
there's more personalized this
way I
guess hey there was um Steve
Steve
Tim Collins
from Apple
Tom cook he was in in Brussels
on a very
stupid day actually he was
there to talk
about privacy
mmm and and the internet and
privacy and
privacy and it was a very
stupid day for
him to be there because all of
the you
know they have the the European
Parliament in Brussels and they
have the
other one in Strasbourg right
they've
been moving back and forth
right so he
went to Brussels while
everybody was
voting in Strasbourg and
someone needs
to get fired Jerry what's a dis
assistant did really stupid I
pulled the
Cleveland East
talk to an empty Hall now there
was a
probably about 300 people there
if that
now bless I say maybe 150 it
was very
pathetic his message was clear
and I and
I liked what he said and it
sounded like
a man who was very frustrated
with what
is being done with his product
as well I
he had some good zingers in
there I bet
clipped about two minutes up
and I'd
like to share the desire to put
profits
over privacy is nothing new as
far back
is 18 nine local sure Supreme
Court
justice Louis Brandeis
published an
article in the Harvard Law
Review making
the case for a right to privacy
in the
United States
he warned gossip is no longer
the
resource of the idol and of the
vicious
but has become a trade today
that trade
has exploded into a data
industrial
complex exploded into a data
industrial
our own information from the
everyday to
the deeply personal is being
weaponized
against us with military
efficiency
every day billions of dollars
change
hands and countless decisions
are made
on the basis of our likes and
dislikes
our friends and families our
relationships and conversations
our
wishes and fears our hopes and
dreams we
these scraps of data each one
harmless
enough on its own
our carefully assembled
synthesized
traded and sold taken to its
extreme
this process creates an
enduring digital
profile and lets companies know
you
better than you may know
yourself your
profile is then run through
algorithms
that serve up increasingly
extreme
content pounding our harmless
preferences pounding into
hardened
convictions here comes green is
your
favorite color you may find
yourself
reading a lot of articles or
watching a
lot of videos about the
insidious threat
from people who like orange
almost every
day that's good bear witness to
the
harmful even deadly effects of
these
narrowed worldviews we shouldn't
sugarcoat the consequences this
is
surveillance and these
stockpiles of
personal data serve only to
enrich the
companies that collect them now
first I
need to mention that was twice
as long I
cut out every pause that he
puts in his
speech this guy needs a kick in
the
pants like stop talk King like
this
boring well when it's edited
out like
that it sounds very
free-flowing and
professional I must be twenty
edits
just chopping out silence
everywhere so
of course he is he's advocating
for what
I've been saying a long time is
you need
to go ot G and the main thing
you can do
to save yourself from this
tracking his
remove location-based tracking
from your
life and I'm not talking about
the cell
company being able to track my
little
sorry Nokia e71 because of
course they
can do that but everything else
inside
your phone which is what he's
so he sees
the writing on the wall like
people are
gonna start giving this up we
see more
and more of these hates a
weekend thing
take this phone just as text
and yeah
he's seeing his product being
abused but
of course it's meant to be
abuse that's
what it is he's got an abusive
product
with his mobile devices and I
do like
the data industrial complex
although I
think data is the new bacon is
better
but it's a little scarier that
way and
just to fold into a quick OTG a
couple
headlines Amazon's Alexa has
they filed
a patent and the patent
specifically
states that the Alexa spy
device in your
house if it hears you coughing
or
sniffling it may be able to
sell you
some ads for what is ailing you
and they
filed a patent for that I guess
that was
necessary a patent for that I
guess that was
this was a pretty interesting
story
about this and I've seen this
this was
actually at HEB and I looked I
remember
looking at it once I need to
pick up a
thermometer and Tina and I
moved in
together and we didn't have one
for some
reason I don't know we have a
thermometer amongst us so
there's the
this connected thermometer
turns out the
connected thermometer was
licensing
information this is kinsa is
the name of
the the connected thermometer
company
two pharmaceutical companies
with zip
codes and temperatures that
people had
around the country so that they
could
target their advertising by Oh
looks
like we got you huh I'm
wondering why
anyone anyone would buy a
connected
thermometer because you get an
app with
it and then they think oh it's
great I
can track the progress of my
fever I
don't know people are idiots so
you get
that but in the meantime the
app itself
is just back dooring stuff to
pharmaceuticals to sell you
stuff and
target you with ads now it
turns out
this is a great one
General Motors according to the
Detroit
Free Press their radio tracking
program
monitored the listening habits
of 90,000
drivers in Los Angeles in
Chicago for
three months in late 2017 GM
captured
details such as station
selection volume
level zip codes of vehicle
owners use
the cars built-in Wi-Fi signal
to upload
the data to its servers
this is insane and they and
they're
selling that to they sell the
dated a
Nielson well they're selling it
to uh to
the radio networks themselves
and the one else to head oh and
I see
yeah what else did I have
there's a couple other stories
also this
I I don't have it of course I
don't have
an app phone but then the new
Google
News for Android is going wild
on data
and people are seeing up to 21
gigs of
data transferred from the
Google News
app who knows what it's doing
this is
not good
this is all bad stuff I get
advertising
that's custom-made for me I
need I would
like I like the idea that I get
an ad
that's relevant it's relevant
relevant
relevant relevant
so our candidate brothers and
sisters
just got a raw deal up there up
north
as never there were four
provinces who
voted against a carbon tax of
course why
would you want to why do you
want to be
taxed for something that comes
out here
although as we mentioned that
in the
Washington State ballot there's
a carbon
tax initiative on there and
according to
me me who's involving the
politicians
for it apparently the argument
of the
old ladies as well yeah it's
not that
great but at least it's
something so so
they've done something Trudeau
has done
something very interesting and
I'm sure
we'll get lots of notes from
work and
the Navion producers so these
four major
provinces said no we're not
going to do
a carbon tax so Trudeau just
created a
federal carbon tax but he's
trying to
sell it well listen to how he's
trying
to sell it in Toronto today
Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau laid
out the
details of his government's
carbon tax
plan including rebates as he
tries to
sell Canadians on the need to
pay for
pollution without breaking the
bank
we take you to Ottawa now
Michelle boy
ASA notice the use of pollution
pollution pollution lowing the
story for
us so Michelle tell us a little
bit more
about the plan anyway and how
much money
he's talking about in terms of
giving
back to Canadians yeah April
that is
when this plan comes into
effect for
large polluters as well as you
when you
go to fill up your your gas
tank or when
you turn on the heat it's going
to cost
Canadians more but the federal
government is coming up with a
plan to
make sure that you get most if
not all
or more of the money back we're
talking
about rebates from 259 dollars
all the
way up to six hundred and nine
dollars
per year and that those numbers
balloon
as we go down the road to 2022
that's
because the cost on carbon the
price on
carbon will be going from 20 up
to $50 a
ton Justin Trudeau says listen
this is
the only way they by the way
that's 50 Canadian dollars not
that
price of carbon we've known for
a long
time it has been pegged by the
globalists at fifty US dollars
so to say
you're gonna raise it to fifty
Canadian
dollars uh uh it's got to be a
little
higher than that I mean up to
$50 a ton
Justin Trudeau says listen this
is the
only way that that Canada will
reduce
its its carbon footprint will
reduce its
emissions and he says that he's
helping
Canadians adjust to the new
norm by
giving them the money back it's
completely idiotic he's saying
we're
gonna have a carbon tax and
it'll be on
you know all fossil fuels and
so that
will be at the gas pump and your
electricity is all going to be
taxed but
we're going to give you a
credit back
based upon what we think that
increase
will be and he's positioning it
as don't
worry you just get the money
back and
then somehow that's going to
reduce
climate change this is insane
I don't know you can say I know
what the
Canadians must be thinking this
guy's an
idiot this should be a
revolution about
this a revolt
yeah how about voting that
idiot out of
office oh my goodness he's like
a 12
year old running the place
people bitch
about Trump I got a cool little
operation which they're talking
about
this right I do have a thing
here this
is kind of interesting
this I believe I first I heard
I said
that's interesting apparently
alexis is
the best car you can buy yeah
but
everyone knows that but the way
they
present this this fact consumer
reporting on CBS I think that
CBS is
pulling out native ads on us in
ways
that are that I have not been
able to
pick up on that ABC's real easy
he said
this always at the same time of
the show
it's right there and it's
pretty sounds
like a native at it looks like
a native
ad this one actually actually I
had to I
pulled it out just as kind of a
joke
clip and then I listened to it
this is a
native ad and I wasn't catching
it
I think CBS is doing native
advertising
on their news hour with Jeff
Glor more
than we think Jonathan Lynn
Cove tests
cars for a living he's in the
driver's
seat for Consumer Reports
determining
which automakers are the most
reliable
and how critical is reliability
when it
comes to an automakers
long-term success
or a model success reliability
is the
key thing that's going to keep a
customer coming back Consumer
Reports
annual reliability survey
collected data
on everything from the engine
and
transmission to the doors and
electronics 29 automakers were
ranked
and US companies didn't fare
well Ford
was the top American brand at
number 18
Asian manufacturers did the
best Toyota
came in second and Lexus which
is owned
by Toyota
took the number one spot we
took a spin
in a lexus rx350 consistently
Toyota and
Lexus have been our top two
brands and
our brand report card problems
with
infotainment systems tripped up
other
automakers including Volvo
which landed
at the bottom of the list their
large
infotainment system has caused
problems
its system has caused problems
crash its hyung it's how to
reset the
gun owners Tesla dropped six
spots to 27
this year if you look at the
g-wiz
factor it's got what they okay
Lynn Cove
had problems getting the wing
doors to
open on the Model X SUV which
scored
poorly that's a big problem
that we've
seen they're not always working
they're
not latching they're not
opening up all
the way Lynn Cove says
reliability is
just one consideration when
purchasing a
new car performance and price
should
also factor into the final
decision
Kenneth Craig CBS News
Colchester
Connecticut so let me try and
deconstruct it the way the ad
buy goes
is Consumer Reports which is a
non-commercial entity is they
do a
report they have the car up in
the
position that the Lexus wants
it and
then they buy the CBS analysis
of the
report they buy the CBS
analysis of the
you think you think it's that
way cuz I
would think as the it's
different okay I
would think that the CBS sales
guys and
this you know it could be by
the way to
wear brown shoes
Brown shoes don't make it brown
shoe
sales guys always brown shoes
so he's
got the brown shoe sales guy
he's got to
consume because they're always
having
these meetings I know people
that are
professional high-end
salespeople and
they're always having these
meetings
that ever how are we gonna how
can we
leverage this into that how can
we get
these guys on board for a big
Buy and I
would think could go this way
and I
could be wrong but because of
any number
of ways it could happen you got
to
consider look at the consumer
report
thing it's got Lexus into us
the same
company can we sell them we're
not gonna
do a story on this are we Jeff
now who's
gonna do a story on that is
stupid okay
let's go - lets go to Lexus and
see if
we can sell them that will do a
story
highlighting the Consumer
Reports
article and we'll mention them
like Lots
driving a car it's similar yeah
I think
that would be the way to sell it
Toyota's very aggressive at
advertising
and they say yeah sounds great
can you
also mention that Volvo's like
the
Laozi's one on this list and
that then
there cuz the two cars they
slammed by
the way but Tesla specifically
slammed
was not just any old Tesla it
was the
Tesla SUV oh yeah and the Volvo
they
slammed was a Volvo SUV and the
car they
drove around and was a Lexus
SUV yeah
and you're surprised no I'm not
surprised I'm surprised I
haven't caught
this earlier I know she has
been doing
this constant yeah hey I
haven't I
caught something that I just
want and
I'd have a couple of funny pate
Trump
clips just to end on a high
note we've
been looking at the Congo DRC
Democratic
Republic of Congo what is going
on there
why and we had why or why are
people
being sent there why do have
all kinds
of stuff going on for some
reason I
follow tanker trackers calm you
know
where's their hick economic
hitman well
check this out so tanker truck
I got
into this when I got into a PRS
and
y'all the the ham radio
beaconing
systems although a PRS is for
much more
than beaconing so you have the
AIS then
you can track ships and so
tanker
trackers comm posted this
they post this uh it was
earlier this
month so here it is a first
850,000
barrels of crude oil arrived in
Ashkelon
that's Israel this morning from
jano
Congo we have never seen Congo
as a
source of oil for Israel before
but we
have seen a couple of shipments
come in
from West Africa during the
summer how
about that
850,000 barrels is a good start
it's a
good medium-sized tanker so
they're
taking that from an israel's
buying this
so congos landlocked if I'm not
mistaken
how are they getting it to the
to the
port they're taking it down or
this
picture here actually they take
it down
to here actually they take it
down
[Music] here actually they take
it down
oh no that's not true the
earlier they
have to go to Gabon I was it
can't see
it here
that it's from the west coast
and they go all the way around
the top
of Africa through the Straits of
Gibraltar through the
Mediterranean to
get to Israel circumventing of
course
the Djibouti there's the Aden
Gulf and
where all that crap is going
down so
they are they're going so that
is just a
probably a less dangerous route
for them
on about pirates but they're
yeah
they're taking it right through
Yeah right off the southwest
coast and
they're going all the way
around the top
I didn't know so Congo is an oil
producer didn't know so Congo
is an oil
apparently we gotta look into
this well
I brought it up as they
mentioned as hey
this is where we need to face a
lot yes
and we bolo their send lots of
people
there to help with I don't know
the
transport of the oil to the
coast that
who knows get it out of there
before the
oil catches Ebola all right a
couple
media clips to hate Trump this
was a
story new story you heard about
when it
comes to eggs oops not that one
afternoon a Florida man is
facing
federal charges accused of
groping a
woman on a flight to
Albuquerque as he
was being arrested he had
something
interesting to say about the
president
News 13s Rachel Knapp is live
in the
Newsplex with the story Kim an
FBI agent
says as Bruce Alexander was
sitting in
the back of his police car he
told them
quote the President of the
United States
says it's okay to grab women by
their
private parts okay that was a
great news
story sounds totally legit here
we have
the leer Hollywood Foundation
at work in
the Supergirl television show
this is
for children and let me see
this is
season three I believe you are
hit in
season three
this is so Supergirl and this
is a in
the in the cartoon this is the
spokesperson for the President
of the
United States of America and the
president is a woman and here's
what the
spokesperson the so the sarah
huckabee
sanders of the future in
Supergirl world
when the president is female
yes yes
Karl as a matter of fact she
does she
also believes that two plus two
equals
four and that the earth is
round because
the president is not a moron
any third grader knows that
global
warming is the biggest threat
of our
time and I'm happy to report
that the
intellectual capacity of our
president
is not inferior to that of an
eight-year-old next it's
reversed it's a
great way to program the
children that
is disgusting enough fantastic
I'll give
you a clip of the day for that
one I you
know I and I have to say when I
heard it
and I didn't find it myself one
of our
producers did I said it's a
candidate
thank you very much thanks to
the
producer who found it wow that
is a
piece of crap if I've ever
heard a
propagandistic it makes my
analysis of
day me goodman look like a life
way
let's do it let's play it again
just so
we can revel in it
okay Carl this prisoner Mars
didn't
believe climate change is real
yes
yeah it's Carl as a matter of
fact she
does she also believes that two
plus two
equals four and that the earth
is round
because the president is not a
moron any
third grader knows that global
warming
is the biggest threat of our
time and
I'm happy to report that the
intellectual capacity of our
president
is not inferior to that of an
eight-year-old you will obey oh
man I
love that then although I'm not
pulling
the clip that everyone showed
Rosie
O'Donnell was on MSNBC on the
hate fest
with Nicole Wallace and I
pulled two
clips just to let you know
where her
heads at and you have to
understand that
in this interview she was very
affected
by the election of President
Trump she
couldn't go out in public but
first she
said she got physically ill she
puked
when when he became president
and he
couldn't go out in the public
for over a
year now she's marrying a 32
year old
woman who looks like an
Instagram wife
if I've ever seen one
but she's still filled with a
lot of
hate and misinformation it not
only
thought that it was
strategically smart
to go after the adult film star
stormy
Daniels in such a visceral way
he
workshopped the insult
prior to tweeting it well
before Trump
mocked Daniels physical
appearance he
trial balloon to the horse face
Digg
privately among White House
aides close
friends and acquaintances one
source
close to trunk even recalled
him saying
in passing that bleeping horse
face
Steve Rosie and Eugene are
still here I
read these things and I'm
shocked but
I'm guessing you are not I'm
not sure no
he'll do anything and
everything to get
what he wants and women are of
no value
to him in his life a world the
only one
who is I think is his daughter
that's it the rest of the women
in the
world are useless as the
immigrants that
he says are coming from you know
Honduras to take us in caravans
watch
out for the caravan there
people walking
away from certain death in
third-world
countries right the man doesn't
care at
all so what he did to stormy
Daniels was
horrific what he did to me was
horrific
but I expected when that was
happening
the national organization of
women or
something would come out and
say you
do this you're not just allowed
to pick
a woman light and you know does
the
baser with impunity but he is
mm-hmm
he is and he gets laughs for it
and it's
it's like a bad stand-up comic
well
she's right about that about the
stand-up comedy but do we have
that in
the rotation he hates women I
didn't
know he hated women I don't
think it's I
don't think now she makes naive
no
misogynist is hating women this
is the
routine yes it is by definition
misogynist you guys women yeah
this is
okay here this is something
another
assertion she makes which I
found
interesting because this
question goes
around around questions of race
we
talked about this after
Charlotte's fell
that now the KKK you've talked
about
this the KKK members don't wear
sheets
over their face that hit the
top of fact
I just want understand what
Nicole
Wallace is saying here she's
saying that
Trump is so racist he's such a
white
nationalist the Trump effect
has now
brought it to this moment in
time where
Ku Klux Klan members feel so
emboldened
they're not wearing the sheets
anymore
this is a this is very
interesting
because we the KKK members were
easy to
identify we the KKK members
were easy to
you could see the guiding light
of the
burning cross and they were all
there in
their white hoods in their
sheets now
she's saying the Klan exists
and they're
everywhere saying the Klan
exists and they're
you can't see him because
they've been
emboldened by the Trump effect
they're
not wearing the sheets anymore
I get it
this is the KKK you've talked
about this
the KKK members don't wear
sheets over
their face or out of the closet
with
their misogyny they're out of
the closet
with their races nice that
she's saying
out of the closet in front of
Rosie do
you see that I mean I see that
is
potentially the most corrosive
impact
yes I think it's really true I
was in
the street the other day and
some guys
saw me with my new haircut and
goes hey
you you look like a dyke
God must have been a KKK member
the same
thing the corseting of the
break in my
whole career is people trash
you behind
your back but the culture now
is this is
what's happening yes and that's
the
online Twitter culture that's
dude
you're right that she's right
about that
people would never say that to
your face
although I think you know and
was they
got to do it Trump nothing it's
it's the
Trump effect
it's the Trump effect people
have no
scruples they're mean they're
rude they
say horrible things to your
face where's
Rosie O'Donnell who I helped
with her
career as she auditioned for
vh1 she was
doing Rascals in New Jersey at
the comp
the rascals comedy club that
was a level
of where she was led by it's
not too bad
by the way bacillus Rascals and
he
wasn't on the on the national
stage and
Steve Leeds had brought her in
and did a
you know I did a segment with
her and
she I was part of her audition
and then
I went to Rascals to see her
stand-up
and she slammed me
she's like I'll Adam Curry's
here the
guy owes Mattel stamped on his
ass Oh
what is that supposed to mean
she felt that looked like a
Malibu Ken
or something I don't know
but I should doing that for you
you said
you helped yeah yeah that was
the day I
stopped liking her bag this
face she's a
douche but it it does bring me
to my
final clip remember I was
saying that it
seems like language that people
are
saying things more like they're
the you
know thing it really it got into
television with shithole nation
and
that's still repeated but
there's a lot
of fuck going on you have
Robert De Niro
fuck this fuck Trump Kathy
Griffin fuck
Trump mugs everyone's ffffff'
everything
yeah like with I think that's
the
podcasting influence
no I think it's a barrier that
people
have broken through and we back
in
Berkeley in the olden days
during the
Free Speech Movement mm-hmm and
there
it's near as whoo as it was
waning and
they were going to other things
there
was a moment that was called
the filthy
speech movement an old-timers
will
remember that I had never heard
of those
no yeah it's not it's not as
well
documented but I think you can
find
articles about it
and it was this free speech was
FSM and
so you could use the same
signage it was
a method of conserving
resources so you
could still use FSM signage for
the
filthy speech movement and it
consisted
of a lot of public cursing huh
it was so
we don't need to be told what
to say or
how to say it and I think
that's really
with the moment worthy we're
using the
you know saying fuck or
anything pretty
much we're just sounding
uneducated
became a thing of the educated
class the
the elites the Liberals they
all became
they all became a potty-mouthed
really
as it were oh yeah we went on
for about
three or four years until it
kind of
died off - well it's filthy
speech
movement you can check I will
look that
up it's well it's creeping into
our
advertising I've cut this down
this was
a Worcester that this was a
minute and a
half come a ninety a ninety
second
commercial and this is from the
well I'm
sure the egg council has
something to do
with it this is well just
listen to it
and the bleeps are in the
commercial
when it comes to eggs there's a
whole
lot of clucking that doesn't
really mean
much of anything other farms
boast about
being cage free well here at
vinyl farms
our pasture-raised eggs are
Bulls free
how do we keep the bull away
from our
eggs it's simple we get bar
hands some
space a lot of it
our ladies their race and an
actual
pasture in the sunshine here at
Vidal
farms we care that our hands
get to be
hands and do
like whatever that is and laying
nutritious eggs that are
naturally both
free but you don't have to take
my word
for it cage-free
oh I've been eating up that
post beers
I fed that both my loved ones
but with
vital farms my recipes are more
popular
than ever when a restaurant sir
is vital
Farms eggs
it makes the hands happy and it
makes my
girls happy because brunch is
too short
for bull right Alison serious
chefs have
been used by the farms to eggs
for years
it's a reality of cage-free is
it's all
pardon my french Connery y'all
know what
that means
well I don't know a lot about
French but
I know a lot about
pasture-raised now it
gives hens space and sunshine
unlike
cage-free because when you
crack into a
bottle farms egg we want you to
be
absolutely confident that what
you're
eating is 100% wool 3 it's not
like we
don't know what they're saying
I think is a tasteless ad yes
probably
their eggs are tasteless too to
be
honest you're probably right
bullshit
eggs exactly
all right well I'd like to wrap
up this
11th anniversary episode if you
if you
want to play us out with
something I
give you do you have anything
good I
don't know for 11 years I've
never
listened to your clips when you
sent
them a line I have no idea
oh well yeah let's play this
this is
from 1994 this is diet this is
our going
around the net right now okay
yes I'm
sure the net right now okay yes
I'm
Dianne Feinstein going on and
on about
border enforcement you have to
concentrate on saying the
people who
should be here are those who
come
legally at this time and we've
got to
for the time being enforce our
borders
the day when America the
welfare system
for Mexico is gone we simply
can't
afford it and I think you've
seen the
figures to state and local
governments
of what the cost is it's over
two
billion dollars I think we
should
enforce our borders to have a
situation
where 40% of the babies born on
Medicaid
in California today are born of
illegal
immigrants creates a very real
problem
for the state which is in
deficit and of
course the border finish I
agree 17% of
our prison population and a
cost of 300
million a year the illegal
immigrants
who come here and commit
felonies that's
not what this nation but look
very
simple they've been enforce our
border
[Music] they've been enforce
our border
my have their tune changes when
the
color orange comes into play
yeah orange man bad orange man
bad dot
exe all right John
congratulations with
11 years well congratulations
been
hanging in there for 11 years -
cos I
remember show 100 yeah yeah I
missed
this on the gonna grow America
show I
was ready to quit your but it
wasn't
because you were sick of it you
were
ready to quit cuz you thought
we had a
good run yes it's been a good
run John
let's quit while we're ahead
I just am shuddering to think
about what
might have become of me if we
had
stopped it it is not not a
pretty sight
in advance I will thank Tom
Starkweather
Dave Corbin ah
for I think we have a secret
agent mr.
Starr has dark weather in the
chat room
no I don't think so but you can
email
them coming to you from
downtown Austin
Texas capital the drone star
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boiling water in the five by
nine clue
do in the common law condo in
the
morning everybody
I'm Adam curry man from
northern Silicon
Valley where I'm not wearing
black face
that I never will I'm John C
Devorah we
return on Sunday for episode 10
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it's a mess it's a complete and
utter
mess I get the biggest kick out
of these
Brits who go oh my God we're
gonna have
to do our own trade deals we're
gonna
have the Great British Empire
ruling the
world from the sunset to
sunrise now
they're gonna if they're
freaked out
because they can't do a simple
deal sell
some nuts and bolts to somebody
berries
now there this may be the last
time
maybe will be one more year
where we
have daylight saving time in the
European Union as there's now a
serious
discussion in the European Union
Parliament to let each of the
28 member
states which is known as
countries but
now the Member States to decide
their
own time mind boggling we give
you guys
a lot of freedom so it's either
hey
let's make them think they're
really in
control of something by letting
them
decide whether they move their
clock or
not or this is the death knell
chaos is
coming or this is the death
knell chaos is
gives us that this is the sort
of thing
that you'd want the European
Union to
standardize not everything else
like how
many feathers should be in a
pillow
exactly but no we're gonna give
you guys
power here you go so there you
go Member
States determine your own time
sleeves
yeah it's an insult
does nobody see this now no
they see it
is positive oh great we tell ya
this is
the way the EU should work
we have sovereignty over our
own clocks
take this presence there's no
other way
to see it right I'm listening
to a
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